Tsunade laid on the bed, her mouth slightly agape, a fresh small blush upon her cheeks, her eyes closed; and of course, a smile to top it off. For her, it had been another wonderful night of retirement. Hopping from bar to bar, casino to casino all just to fill her addiction. Feeling complete and serene, she had flopped down on the bed and immediately went to sleep.

Sadly, she wasn't meant to stay in slumber land, for a pink, round, fat yet cute pig entered into her chambers with something, a stick maybe, in her mouth.

Ton Ton jumped onto the bed, her weight caused such a disturbance, Tsunade glared while asleep. Ton Ton soon found the woman's eyes staring at her. A sweat drop appeared behind Ton Ton's head and disappeared slowly.

The pig dropped the 'stick' onto the bed. Tsunade propped herself up on her elbow, unimpressed, and looked at it. She then brought her focus back on Ton Ton.

"Ew...you had that in your mouth? She peed on that."

Numerous tiny bits of sweat drops appeared on Ton Ton's face.

"Hmm." Tsunade said. She flicked her hair and smacked her lips, trying her best to rid her mouth of sleep and sake. "What does that mean?" Tsunade knew it was a pregnancy test, a modern invention of the times but she didn't know how to read them. It's not like she had any reason to read them. She was single and child-less, after all. That didn't stop Ton Ton's eyebrow from twitching with annoyance.

"I'm seventy years old...and you're telling me I'm going to be a mother?" She worded nonchalantly.

The pig gulped, a sound even audible out in the gardens that sat behind the traditional Konoha home.

Tsunade sat up and swung her legs over the bed. Ton Ton jumped down, backing up just a little. Unsure if the retired Hokage was going to indulge herself in anger. With her head down, the fifth Hokage took a sigh and decided she needed something to drink. She walked toward the door and saw the seventh Hokage's assistant; she had been standing at the door way of the room for some time. Supposedly, waiting for a reaction from the Fifth.

"Shizune. Naruto let you go home early." She simply walked passed the dark haired woman into the hall leading to the door. She was a bit wobbly on her feet, but she managed to find her heels just fine. She placed her hand on the doorknob but stopped herself from opening it.

"Tsunade...we need to talk about that night."

"Tsk," sprouted Tsunade. She had no desire to talk about the fact she slept with her lover's niece and apparently had got her pregnant. It was enough momentum that allowed her to open the door. "I'm going for a drink."

"Tsu-"

She slammed her hand, her fist, on the wall of the door's entryway. "I'm going for a drink!" She calmly glared at nothing in particular. Keeping her focus on the wall in front of her, she took a deep breath. It had been a long time since she'd been angry enough to raise her voice. It sort of felt unfamiliar.

Maybe when she was younger she would have yelled, pleaded for Tsunade to listen to her, but she was pregnant and as she felt a small human taking life within her, it was that moment she came to the conclusion that if Tsunade didn't want to be involved then...then she didn't want to be involved.

She walked passed the blonde woman, and without even looking at her, wished Tsunade a good night. Just like how Shizune easily let herself into the residence, she just as easily let herself out.

...

The next morning, Shizune took the paperwork that laid on the Hokage's desk and proceeded to go to the Academy. The folder was underneath her arm, and as normal, Ton Ton followed right behind her. She got more stares than usual. Always one for a smile on her face, she couldn't help but be a bit depressed. If she was to be honest, she was scared. She'd be giving birth alone...

The classroom door jolted open but Hanabi stopped it, giving Shizune a small smile, also noticing how quick Shizune was to block her stomach with the folder. Shizune noticed Hanabi was looking at her with a questionable look, a bit shy, she shrugged it off and entered into the classroom full of girls.

Sarada and Tsubaki were a couple of those girls. It was about thirty or so kunochi in training who were in the class. They all looked up when Hanabi closed the door while Shizune placed the folders down on the desk.

She cleared her throat. "It must be horrifying to go to sleep then wake up with a new organ between your legs." The girls moaned and groaned, all having experienced what it felt like to have a dick.

One girl raised her hand, light purple hair but with friendly yet fearful eyes. "Is it coming back?"

"More than likely, yes." Shizune confirmed. "I don't have you girls for long and there's a lot I'd like to cover to make sure this new altercation to your life isn't so bad."

One girl slammed her hands on the table and with a wide grin upon her child face, said with such pride, "MY DICK IS SIX INCHES!"

"Sssppfff, that's nothing." Said a girl from the Naru clan, her dark hair in a uptight pony tail. "My dick is seven inches."

Sarada moved her lips to the side, skeptical of the girl's size. She was about to zone out of the conversation when none other than the samurai girl stood up, her hand forever upon her sword.

"My dick is nine inches." Tsubaki proclaimed.

Sarada uncrossed her arms and swung her body in Tsubaki's direction. "No, it's fucking not, Tsubaki!"

The entire classroom erupted into an argument with who had the biggest dick. No one was going to argue against the Uchiha and no one was going to argue against the Samurai Girl, so it was between these two girls on who had the biggest one. That was until-

"EVERYONE SHUT UP! MY DICK IS ELEVEN INCHES!"

The room became quiet, all eyes including Shizune, turned to Hanabi who was flushed in the face. Still within the moment of silence, Tsubaki and Sarada were face to face, finally, Tsubaki smirked. "Cho-Cho will be my first." She said under her breath where no one else could hear except for Sarada.

Sarada grabbed Tsubaki by the collar. Clink as Tsubaki opened her sword's case-

"Sarada!"

Hanabi activated her byakugan, staring straight at Sarada who had activated her sharigan. Sarada let go of Tsubaki's collar and sat back down in her seat. Determined to not pay attention to Tsubaki's comment. Then again, Sarada was unsure why she snapped to begin with. It was unusual. Cho-Cho was too boy crazy and Sarada well, she never really thought of anyone she liked. She shook her head and began to focus on Shizune speaking at the front of the class.

...

Shenki sat out with his teammates as he listened to the other boys talk about random things or play cards. It was Boruto who bought up the Orochimaru Girls and whether any of their female teammates were affected. Boruto and Shikadai had tried to get a sneak peek into the classroom, similar to what they did during the medical course, but were unable to since Hanabi caught and scolded them.

With his hands on his hips, Metal mentioned he thought he saw Tsubaki in the class. Shenki found himself shy all of sudden. He was shy to begin with due to his lack of jutsu skills but any time her name was mentioned, he always felt himself become warm.

He pinched his two index fingers together, took out his team ranking gadget to try to keep himself busy.

"That's so weird for the girls to have that," Boruto said. "Even weirder some dudes wanna actually get pregnant by them...like Dad." He narrowed his eyes and shuddered.

Shenki looked up and saw a slight drop of sweat appear on Shikadai's forehead. Shenki smiled. "Would you get pregnant, Shikadai?"

Shikadai scratched the side of his face and looked a bit unsure, using those green eyes he got from his mother.

"I would..." Shenki answered for him. The boys all turned to him, not so much with judgement but with curiosity. He continued on. "I think if I liked her, if I loved her...I'd want to carry her child." He didn't bother to look up from his gadget, a bit embarrassed he would say that since he had a reputation of being 'soft' already.

There was a soft hand placed on his shoulder, and Shenki looked up to see Boruto's majestic smile.

"You'd have to learn the sexy jutsu. It takes a lot of chakra like the shadow clone." A bit taken back, he came to. Shenki nodded his head, determined by Boruto's words. He didn't say it out loud but for Tsubaki, he'd gladly learn the sex transformation jutsu, even if it was the only jutsu he truly knew how to do.

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AUTHOR'S NOTE: Next update June 2022.