Minerva reflects on the events of TLC and the meaning of her family's name.

Human AU. Within the span of a few months, Holly loses everything, and both her parents are either presumed dead or dying, leaving her alone to fend for herself. She's struggling until she finally manages to land a job that seems perfect - a live-in maid, in the one and only Fowl Manor. But she soon realizes she signed up for more than she bargained for. A/H! Rating will go up!

Everything hurt. But then it was clear. There he was- an Irish male, a DEAD Irish male, breathing once more.

For Commander Trouble Kelp, normal life consists of piles of work, keeping his officers in line, and of course, managing his love life. If anything is certain, nothing is easy for the elf, especially considering his relationship is rocky at best. He has decisions to make and fast, before he finds himself caught up in the flames. Set one year after The Last Guardian.

Holly has been forced to take sick leave after coming down with a virus that took out a good portion of the office. It doesn't affect humans so Foaly decided to call in some help because Short has a problem with following orders.

A five year old story I decided to finish in the spirit of my new writing style. - Well, hello. I'm Skyshift. This is clearly my first FanFic, so sorry if I break a few things. Constructive criticism accepted, put in a hamster cage, and made to work for it's life to power a machine to make me a better writer. Enjoy the short and sweet chapter.

"You know, if this fails, they'll blame you," he said. She paled. "The war will start again. More will die on both sides. But make no mistake, The People will lose." Not exactly AU, but written as if the books never happened. A/H. Bday present for CaptainS10.

Artemis and Holly are returning to the hotel from their business meeting when the elevator breaks down with them in it. Holly already hates elevators, and with her claustrophobia in play, Artemis has to get slightly unorthodox in order to keep her from panicking while they're waiting to find a way out. A/H. Not quite AU but set several years in the future. Oneshot.

The past has a way of coming back. Artemis knows this because an old family friend of his is in danger and has to stay at Fowl Manor until things blow over with her family... Meet Athena Ross, a girl about as smart and clever as Artemis. What will happen during Athena's stay at Fowl Manor? Possible ArtemisxOC, not sure yet. Read and Review!

Pure Artemis and Holly FLUFF! Taking requests and ready to take on a challenge! T for a reason!

Oneshot based on something I at least consider a plot hole left by the last book. None of us really wanted Julius dead, did we? Well, what if he wasn't? After all, in truth, he never should have died...

Five-and-one story, spaced throughout the books. The five times Holly was sick and the one time Arty was.

There are many things Artemis wants to do. Unfortunately, his younger brothers have a habit of constantly distracting and annoying him. How is he expected to survive with these little monsters running around? Some short one-shots centred around Artemis and his younger brothers because we need more sibling fluff! Artemis Fowl belongs to the incredibly talented Eoin Colfer.

AHHHHHHHHH - Artemis, the spider story

Holly's a human and becomes Artemis's secret bodyguard at school. Better summary (I hope) inside.

Previously known as The Myles And Beckett Story. Holly spends some time with Artemis and Myles and Beckett when she has a mandatory holiday from work. A little bit of A/H.

Artemis finds out that a relative of Opal Koboi is on the lose, and must help stop her. Artemis has to become a student at a new school in order to find out more about this pixie. Rated T for fight scenes.

Authors Note: The following is the first few paragraphs of a fan fiction I'm currently working on. It takes place after the events of The Last Guardian! It's been a while since I've actually read The Last Guardian cover to cover, so there may be continuity errors in the future! Please let me know if you see any major ones, and if you'd like me to post the rest of this! Cheers!

548 days. 548 days had passed since Opal had tried taking over the world; again.

"A fledgling will never learn to fly if it isn't first pushed from the nest." That's what Artemis Sr. says when he sends his son, Artemis II, on a simple mission in Russia. But when things go awry, Artemis is kidnapped. It is up to Artemis Sr. to get his son back, and it is up to Artemis II to deal with things his own way. Abandoned.

Set after TLG. After a month of peace, Artemis and his ragtag team of friends, one of them his girlfriend, are confronted with the choice of helping a dark hero, or letting their world go to waste at the hands of the light with uncontrolled power and a grudge against the darkness. Please do not flame. Constructive criticism is highly appreciated. A/H Part 1 of The Story of Us

What if Opal foresaw her own death, raises a clone before Artemis is resurrected and takes over the world? Read and find out. First Story, so don't be mean. Maybe A/H in later chapters.

We all heard about Artemis Fowl II coming from a family of well-known criminals. But what about women that married into said family? This is a story about Angelina Fowl before the alleged death of her husband, Artemis Fowl I. Because behind every successful man there is a powerful woman. And Fowls have always been successful.

Angeline Fowl II is Artemis Fowl II's anything but innocent 18 year old sister. Just like her brother, she began as a criminal mastermind, but never learned to find the goodness in her heart. She works for the LEP with her best friend the 20 year old Damon, but not the way you think. Angeline and Damon aren't just the police, they are also the enemy.

Christmas time is here and Artemis gets himself into trouble when he tells a lie to not disappoint his mother. Now needing the help of Holly, will they be able to get through the holiday season passing off the elf as his girlfriend? But when the lie spreads to more extreme measures on its own, Artemis and Holly realize that maybe they aren't acting as much as they think. A/H!