Before the fairies, before the adventures, before the Blue Diamond, before The Academy, before... Well. Before a lot of things. There was just a boy, destined for something much greater than a part in a nativity. But for now, there was only his mother, his uncle and his grandfather. Set before 'Just Reckoning', focusing on the people who brought Butler up - and what might've been.

Human AU. Artemis Fowl II is an international level criminal, hunting for his missing father and committing major crimes along the way. Holly Short is simply an officer-in-training on Christmas vacation. But when she gets recruited for a mission to try to stop his latest heist, well... it's just a disaster. Obviously A/H.

Artemis has done one of the greatest sins. He killed someone to save the one he loved above all else. However not all is exactly as is seems. The day after Artemis is banished from the Lower Elements he vanishes without a trace. Along with his adoptive older brother Alexander Fowl. Five ears later someone is stalking Holly. Someone not of her world or even universe.

Artemis' skin crawls by just the thought of what happened. His chest is compressed and its hard to breath. He can't speak. He can't think. The genius is broken.

Artemis is in love, yes in love, with a beautiful woman named Faith. Will everyone accept her? Or will they disapprove of her? And will her past get in the way of their future? Rated M for language, sex, and violence.

Exactly what the title says. After his father leaves on a business trip and doesn't return, Artemis decides to track him down himself. Where he tracks him to is the People. How he plans to get him back... well, it seems simple to do a swap and trade, until he tries and gets a little more than he bargained for...

A collection of Artemis Fowl smuts. Yay. Some are kind of a what-if scenario. All characters have been aged up when necessary. This means Artemis and Minerva are both 18. I hope you enjoy.

A rift in time changes the events at Fowl manor, the Last Guardian is thrust back in time to fix it. He knows what he must do, but the question is... is it necessary?

Trouble asks Holly out. Holly misinterprets him. And Artemis ruins everything for Trouble. Not H/T. Please review!

Alternate title: The One Where Artemis Is More Of A Genius And As A Result Becomes A Normal Kid. 'Artemis Fowl wasn't an idiot. He knew he would have enemies. He also knew the best plan of attack is one of surprise. He acts accordingly. He prefers being underestimated to being dead.' In which Artemis is just a little bit smarter than canon, and that one IQ point changes everything.

A One-Shot that I wrote when I was really bored. I guess its kind of parody-ish. Artemis is forced to take Myles and Beckett shopping. Holly turns up and stuff happens. Please review. Crackfic.

At the tender age of 8, Artemis vowed to never let his emotions get away from him, to never feel so much he would put people in danger. To never use his powers if not absolutely necessary. And so he did, banishing his emotions from his heart and incasing himself in armor made of ice.

Our decisions in the past affect the present and change the future, everything that happens to us is the consequence of choice. Echoes of events that occurred ten thousand years ago sound louder each day. Evil raises head and spreads wings. The People face the threat of genocide, but there's a human who's always ready to help his little friends. It's Artemis Fowl II

As Artemis and Holly's wedding draws closer, the past comes back to life in the most unexpected way. Holly faces challenges that she could never even imagine happening. Will it be too much for her? Will all of it tear the couple apart? And, on a separate note, what is Juliet hiding from everyone?

La mission est simple. Voler jusqu'à l'antenne, pirater le signal, le dériver en partie sur Haven-ville, et revenir. Sans laisser de traces. Cependant... D'Arvit, pourquoi faut-il que les missions les plus banales soient toujours celles avec des imprévus ? /Holly Short one-shot/

The devastating war between the worlds can only be won by the human race when a new threat arises to the magic of the People. With hostages, time-space and warfare in the mix, Artemis Fowl has a maze of interconnected problems to deal with and a web of battles to win; but all he wants, all both sides want right now, is Holly Short on their side.

Years after Artemis dies, Holly is still reminded of him. Sometimes the reminder is pretty obvious. Future fic. Oneshot. Not sad, really, just bittersweet.

After the tumultuous events of TLG Artemis is putting himself back together, Hopefully you like it, Read and review please :) (constructive criticism welcome) ALSO: disclaimer: I own nothing related to the Artemis Fowl universe

In an alternate universe, Artemis Fowl Jr. is an elf. In an alternate universe, Opal Koboi is still pixie. With a loving family, Artemis grew up in Haven to be an innocent young boy. A young boy a certain pixie fell in love with. Consequently, that pixie will stop at nothing to corrupt him into hers.

Trouble didn't always hate Artemis this much, did he? Maybe a date with a colleague wasn't the best idea. Set between TTP and TAC

Years in the future, two friends are prompted into a discussion about who they are to each other. A/H

After the events of The Last Guardian, Artemis' life went upward, along with society. But when he is contacted once again by the Fairy People, he is once again thrust into a new plot to bring the fairy world to its knees. Spoilers (duh). Rated T because I am paranoid.

Artemis hasn't talked to the People in 17 years after a fight with Holly. Now his friends have been kidnapped. Will Artemis come to the rescue?

Artemis has spent years focusing on his education and contributing to the new Fowl Legacy of philanthropic pursuits. He avoids intimate relationships with other humans, finding them too dull compared to the secret magical world he has come to cherish... that is, until he meets Ena. There's something unusual about the reluctant socialite and he must discover her secret.

After the giant crickets, the possessed animals, the kiss, and the gamble that cost Artemis Fowl his life. Winning always comes with a price.