Charlie Claire Eaves leads a boring, average life. But when an odd package comes in the mail- with her name on it- her life gets crazy. She gets magically transported into her favorite book, Artemis Fowl. When she finds out she's stuck there, she has to make a decision- spend her life in her favorite book; or break out.

The people created werewolfs as a defense against the mudmen. putting the last, Fae, into a magical coma until the demons return from hybris. disoriented she bites Artemis Fowl. The repercussions will cause ripples no one could have imagined. T cuz im more paranoid than artemis with atlantis complex.

Artemis is in for a surprise on his 15th birthday and Root is still alive in my fanfict.

A snapshot of the relationship between Holly and Artemis after The Book of Ages.

OS. AF/HS. Après le tomme 8. Artemis cherche un moyen de retrouver toute sa mémoire, en particulier sur certains moments. Moments dont il est sûr d'avoir passés avec Holly...

Better written but still the unserious, hilarious story you love. When Artemis comes face to face with 12 alter egos, each one worse than the last, it's just plain annoying that a revived Koboi should feel like taking over the world. But on the brink of humanity's likely extinction, witness what happens when absolute stupidity meets total genius, with some teenage antics thrown in.

Artemis has a new project but no one but he and another know. Artemis is changing and the clock is ticking. Will anyone be able to stop him this time?

Someone is leaving confectionary treats on his desk while he uses the toilet. Notes are left in a foreign language that he cannot identify. His memories are missing. They're connected somehow, and Artemis Fowl will find out how. Post-EC, non-OD-compliant.

When Artemis Fowl died, he left with more than just his soul.

After the Great Crash, both Haven and above ground were thrown into disarray. Years later, Beckett and Myles have grown up, and with the help of their friends, their family, and of course the fairies, it may just be possible to restore both worlds. Includes OCs, a touch of love, and a whole lot of sarcasm. T for mild swearing and violence, cover art by KisaSohmaCookie.

Artemis Fowl at the beginning of his adventurers had 1, kidnapped a special Holly Short, 2, escaped a time freeze, 3, escaped with fairy gold. In a different dimension things had gone the same way for Artemis, but only one thing was different, he was a she. As of 8/8/15: I have gone back and rewritten chapters, new ones up.

For the first time since Artemis Fowl the Second was a child, his bedroom window was open. What compelled him to do this? Has some Hartemis, just because.

No, really, he was almost POSITIVE this didn't fall under his job description.

While Holly, Foaly, and Butler are untangling the final threads of Artemis Fowl's greatest—and perhaps last—plan, somebody else is developing their own scheme. For if Artemis was strong enough to stay in the physical realm when his body was gone, so was this somebody. When the clone of Artemis is occupied by a soul, it is not his own that fills it. It's Opal Koboi. She's back.

Like any other one shot compilation. Filled with randomized one shorts all so known as little chapters! This is updated randomly, also maybe monthly. MAYBE. But most of the time, in a few weeks or so. But depends. Anyhow, feel free to PM me, or leave a comment for requests! Enjoy!

The diary of a paranoid and slightly carrot-mad centaur. Set during Lost Colony.

Things that go bump... in the laboratory.

This story takes place after the seven book of Artemis Fowl (The Atlantis Complex.) This story has a OC in it... Artemis is just out of the elf hospital, finally home again. Then he gets a visitor that he was never expecting...

This letter is strictly confidential. It records an event that is unknown to everyone, well apart from you and me, old friend. So I request you not to let anyone get it.

Not TLG compatible. Artemis Fowl is known all over the world, and under it, for one reason or another. Now, that somebody that's been in his shadow loses everything and decides to try to make a big comeback: Through DNA experiments with fairy genes she hopes to give humans the ability to use magic. Worse yet, she's got her eyes set on Artemis as one of her test subjects!

*Spoilers* Artemis Fowl's life has started to become normal, or as close as normal it could get for him. He can almost forget about the unfortunate event of his death... almost. When he starts getting strange blackouts and other symptoms that had never happened to him before, he is forced to put his brain to the test against the worst enemy of all; the unknown.

The final installment of my Artemis Fowl: The Desiderata trilogy. After saving the world from vengeful Japanese deities and indulging in a little office romance, our favourite LEP officer, Holly Short, is off to the Americas to investigate Jack the Ripper-esque murders in Mexico City. An AU set after the Eternity Code.

An unsuspecting Holly Short sets out to Dublin, Ireland in order to restore her magic. Deja Vu ensues as she is once again kidnapped by the same mud boy, but what could Fowl possibly wish for now? Wealth? Magic? The answer is neither. Artemis just wants to get laid.

Domovoi's funeral as related by Holly. Oneshot, drama, rated k plus.

Holly is none too pleased when Orion thrusts upon her an ornate gift. But that's nothing compared to the disturbing places her overactive imagination takes her as a result... [Oneshot, set between TAC and TLG.]