(If Artemis Fowl's story had taken a different direction after book four) Many years into the future, Artemis has grown up...and changed...what about the rest of his family? And that pesky Minerva?

When he can't sleep, he watches the shadows on the ceiling.

ONESHOT: Holly is staying at Fowl Manor for Christmas and while she is there, Holly discovers one of Artemis's talents that she never knew about. DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. WARNING: Contains Hartemis. I rated this K for a precaution, not because I would initially put something like that in here. Enjoy and Merry Christmas!:D

Twelve short (ish) ficlets for you to enjoy, based on the verses of the song of the same title and featuring our favourite big guy. And a few friends, of course. Some longer than others: various years, themes and company. Disclaimer: Maybe don't read at the Christmas dinner table, unless you are quick-thinking enough to come up with a good answer as to why you're smirking...

A short, almost Christmas-themed piece.

It is three in the morning on Christmas Day. At the grand piano, drenched in chandelier light, sits a pale boy with dark hair who plays Chopin with such effortless grace she has half a mind to fall to weeping.

A bit of fluff for your holiday. :) Holly is invited to celebrate Christmas with her dear friend, Artemis Fowl. A/H if you squint. One-shot. Enjoy, and Merry Christmas!

Its Christmas, but Artemis parents are stuck in New York.

The band attempt to enlighten Haven, but one of their own has an agenda...

Dedicated to HollyArty foeva. Artemis does not have any recollection to anything involving Holly or their adventures. Holly tries to help in sessions.

Three fowl brothers and two weeks before the big night, all alone? What surprises do I have in store? Come and see. T for possible language use. Sorry, timid as foaly.

Little drabble my brain spat at me. Thanks to Cup'o'Tea Hatter for the idea, and Cleo and Lola for inspiring me.

Drabble: Fronde has to shoot a video for the LEP.

What if Artemis never met the People? What if Holly Short never knew Artemis? How would the life of a genius was fated to be, and how did fate made it become anothet. Contains: Some violence and a bit of improper language.

my son and i, alone. its a bad enough idea to start off with. arty just had to catch that cold. but, i dare say, this is our five segmant long adventure. go ahead, click on the title, i know you want to. oh, T for language.

Consider, friend, as you pass by, as you are now, so once was I. As I am now, you too shall be. Prepare, therefore, to follow me.

When Holly is sent out to find out how bad a troll is, she finds herself in league and getting her back saved by a mud man named David, who had been told to go into the house as a dare for cash, the last thing he suspected was the monsters and Holly, after getting him into her world, will Holly be able to trust him? Will he be a great friend/ally? Or will he be the worst foe...

If he gets hurt, Spiro would mock him or punish him in some way. And that would be worse then just a cut. (2 years after the abduction of Artemis Fowl II, his life is varying degrees of grey. Commission. Spiro/Artemis, vague dubcon, implied noncon, sexually threatening and demeaning language, developing Stockholm Syndrome.)

Short drabbles or one-shots about Artemis and co. Taking requests. May be A/H or Opal/Artemis in later chapters. Basically all the genres but mainly humour and friendship. Review!

Artemis fowl was, and always has been, a deadly aponent . Of course Artemis has always had one fatal flaw. In this story Artemis learns that taking a leaf out of Butler's book could one day save his life, and that of all his friends.

She didn't said anything else. She just didn't know how. How can you say goodbye to someone who is you? Who is engraved in your very own existence?

One-shot. Grace says her first words. Cuteness and love all around! This is set before the books! Grace is my OC if you don't know. Everything explained inside!

a collection of one and two shots in which assorted characters prank Butler set after The Last Guardian[mostly] PLEASE READ!

Artemis and Holly are getting married, and it seems they will live happily ever after, but Constantine's brother has other plans.

Holly is a vampire from a vaccine that went wrong and she was the test subject. So she's the only vampire elf of her kind and she is hunting artemis for his blood.