"Today, Juliet offered me a very odd item and attempted to trick me into ingesting it. I am sorry to say that I was almost taken by her painfully simple ruse." A quick peek into the past of our favorite young genius should allow us to tackle the root of this problem, which seems to be a traumatizing childhood event.

Artemis Fowl and his family, the Butlers, and the fairies . . . going camping! What is this? Awful summary but please R&R. NOT A ROMANCE. Read. WOO-HOO!

A short piece that takes place directly after the events of Artemis Fowl: Nearing Perfection. Holly takes a vacation and finds herself in love with a co-worker. In the mean time, Artemis learns to be gracious a little too late.

"(...) In my chosen profession, loud bursts of wind can be a bit of a setback. I was almost through the Louvre once when a particularly violent blast set off the motion sensors. They were laughing about that one for years [in the Atlantis prison]." –Mulch Diggums, The Artemis fowl Files, when asked what his most embarrassing moment was. Oneshot based on what I believe happened.

No one knows everything about Artemis's past. Something happened to him to make him into who he was. Something that Holly is about to find out about. (WARNING: Possible triggers!)

The title says it all. I tried to make this funny but I don't know if it is.

This is an insert into the scene when Holly and Artemis are being ferried to their death by trolls from The Opal Deception. AU. One-shot. Slight Hartemis. Standalone. Idea credit goes to Psychotic Waffle (thanks!).

For all the Hartemis fans who weren't satisfied with the ending of The Last Guardian. AU. One-shot. Hartemis. Standalone. Idea credit goes to Psychotic Waffle (thanks!).

Never trust Orion with hosting parties. Enough said. Takes place after The Time Paradox, but before The Atlantis Complex. Crackfic. AU. One-shot. Hartemis, OrionxOC. Standalone. Idea credit goes to Psychotic Waffle (thanks!).

Fowl shorts that may or may not be AU. Deals with Artemis and the entire gang, specifically the twins, who I imagine must have a plethora of adventures Colfer will one day pen down.

One Shot AU; in which Holly is a CIA undercover agent and Artemis is more heartbroken than he lets on. "You mean to tell me," he said quietly, a painful tremor visible in his voice, "that I am nothing more than an assignment to you?"

Someone in Europe has beaten Artemis at chess. Someone in Europe has an IQ two points higher than his. Someone in Europe is a genius...and she is only twelve years old.

Artemis Fowl the Second was a very… curious child. Angeline should have seen and read the signs, but she only began to seriously worry about her son when it was too late. Of course, she shouldn't have been all that surprised. There were plenty of things that should have hinted to her that her son was not normal... Oneshot

Coleção de drabbles sobre Holly Short e Artemis Fowl - gêneros variam de drabble pra drabble - Artemis/Holly

Sequel to Captured

Artemis is taking care of Holly while the elf is sick. But his novel methods to cure her lead to a few questions from the LEP officer. One-shot.

So, I've been obsessed with Artemis Fowl recently, so I've written some parodies. This is my first fanfic, so no harsh comments. Disclaimer: I don't own any Artemis Fowl characters. Eoin Colfer does. Also, I don't own any of the songs. I would also like to mention my friend, username randomosity4arty. Enjoy and comment

It's a one shot, a preview of whats to come. The adventures of our god friends always seem to have a happy ending- but their luck can't last forever, can it? Rated T for violence and fabulous explosions.

The sequel to Artemis Fowl: The Desiderata. Holly gets assigned to the theft and/or kidnapping (it depends who you ask) of an ancient Fairy relic and has to deal with choking hazards, racist co-workers, duelling lovers, and an Irishman who is worse than all the rest of it combined. AU set after The Eternity Code.

Als Artemis Fowl und Penelope Smith das erste mal aufeinander treffen ahnen sie noch nichts von der wahren Identität des Anderen. Das ändert sich aber schnell. Sie ist genauso intelligent wie Artemis und zu dessen Schreck Detektivin. Doch dann entführt Artemis Holly. Ist er damit zu weit gegangen? Kann Penelope Artemis noch verzeihen? (Artemis Fowl x oc)

There are far too many obstacles in place for Holly to even think about telling Artemis how she feels for him. Then, she is offered a chance to see her future, and she see that all of her worries are for naught. But how to convince Artemis? Sometimes all it takes is a hostage situation for people to come together.

Um reencontro entre antigos amigos, e possivelmente algo mais - future!fic - Artemis/Holly

I wrote this shortly after finishing the last Artemis Fowl book (ok, immediately after), deciding that I didn't like the cliffhanging ending to a series. This is the beginning of my own series of Artemis Fowl stories, as I now have ideas for more adventures.

Once Ireland's most eligible bachelor, Artemis Fowl II is now a married man. The genius simply couldn't resist every chance to add salt to Trouble's wound for successfully asking Holly Short's hand for marriage. One fine day, Artemis brought his child, Angela Fowl, who was not feeling well, to work. Both genii had fun humiliating poor Trouble, now a LEP commander. One Shot.

Beckett and Myles, age 12, have always been for Artemis's attention. But will Beckett's desperate attempt put the fairy race in danger? "Runs in the Fowl blood, doesn't it?" Rated T for language and brotherly violence. Edited and complete version.