Alright, better title. Artemis, our favorite criminal, meets another criminal. This boy turns out to be part sprite. Artemis helps his to solve the case of his mother's murder, the sprite's mom, not Artemis'. We'll run into old enemies along the way, particularly an enemy with the intitals J.S. (This story will not ever be finished.)

I was listening to some songs and got some ideas for some stories. Hope you like it :)

5 Non-cliched, non- OC, original one-shot Christmas stories, for those of you who are tired of cliched plots. Bountiful in love, friendship, snow, and Christmas joy. Real and implied A/H. Hopefully a new holiday tradition for me.

Did you know Holly didn't really want to go out w/ Artemis at first?

Holly loves Artemis and she knows he loves her too, until he sees him doing something he shouldn't be.

Artemis Fowl II has -CENSORED- and is dead...or is he? *It says CENSORED cuz I dont wanna give away the story :)

Holly and Artemis are left alone in Fowl Manor with one simple instruction: Make Myles & Beckett's Christmas memorable. What did Holly cook up now?

Holly gets married but not to Artemis.

Is Holly cheating on Artemis? Rumors have it she's in love with a certain male centaur...

Holly hasn't seen Artemis in a while and it's killing her. What's she going to do?

Artemis can't live w/o Holly, so he visits her.

Set during the Opal Deception. Holly is on the run, changed with murder and the only one who can help her is Artemis Fowl. What will she do now that Foaly has confessed his feelings? What will she do when she discovers that her and Artemis share a connection too deep to break? Foaly/Holly/Artemis. Eventual A/H

Holly stays over at Fowl Manor for a night. What happens next?

Artemis Fowl, Criminal Mastermind. Jessi Ozera, overlooked teen. What happens when the two meet and Jessi falls fast- and hard. I do not claim ownership over any of the Artemis Fowl characters. PLEASE comment, rate, favourite, and subscribe, I would LOVE to hear your feedback, please please please! Thank you!

Artemis Fowl had just invented a way to go into different dimensions without using magic. To his surprise he finds out that in the other dimension, he's the main character in a popular book series. What happens when Eoin Colfer meets Artemis Fowl? Spoilers for The Last Guardian.

"D'Avrit, Artemis!" she swears, her voice breaking. "You're the genius! Couldn't you find a way in that huge brain of yours to cheat death like you've cheated everything else?"

Sequel to Sabrina...Cameron was raised by his uncle ever since his father died. His mother was never around and he always assumed that she was dead or just didn't want him. But when Holly Short confesses that she is his mother, suddenly his life changes and secrets are revealed. Will they be able to establish a relationship after 75 years of nothing? Well...we'll see, won't we?...

Just an old story of mine I had uploaded to the site, but when I de-activated my account, I lost it. But I thought I might as well re-upload it. Based on Hazel (my own character)/Artemis.

It felt like this: with so much past sitting like an anchor between the two of them, it was impossible to simply be. She needed to write that book, and he needed to read it. (Post TLG)

Set post-TAC. Holly comforts Artemis, who is still in the clinic. I OWN NOTHING.

Artemis wants to ask Holly a major question. He invites the whole gang to come when he pops the big question.

The inevitable finally happened, a new war has started with the Mud Men only this time it is against the people. Artemis faces many new challenges, picking allegiances, friendships, and even the relationship that has started again between him and Holly Short. of course comments and reviews are appreciated.

Chapter 2 Updates: Butler has his treasures, even if he only had it for a while.

(Post-TLG, spoilers, sad fic, Artemis/Butler) (Kept for storage purposes) It hadn't been long since Artemis had been back. And already he's making Domovoi sick with worry.

(Kept for storage purposes) (KINK FIC) Artemis was molded into the person his father had always wanted him to be.