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A collection of brain dribbles from the AF world. Expect updates about once or twice a month. Rated M because I'm not sure what I'm going to put in it.

Artemis and his girlfreind Diana go on a date and solve a murder! This 1 year aniversery edition is better spelled and has new stuff!

After attempting (perhaps unwisely) to 'holiday', Artemis Fowl is suddenly being hunted down by a notorious gang and followed by gloomy thoughts of his former lover Holly Short, as well as Butler. Will he live to see another day, and will he ever see Holly again?

Most Fowl's were known for doing something incredible. All Beckett wanted was to be loved.

Because, let's be honest, an ending that wide open is nothing more than a thinly-veiled request for someone else to do what needs to be done. Therefore, this author has completely disregarded TLG's thoughts re: endings and done just that; despite it not being marketable to a YA audience or people with biology degrees. Post-TLG, A/H no longer just implied, now an undeniable fact.

Artemis Fowl is sent to America while his mother recovers. While there, he involves one of his classmates in his scheme. Meanwhile, Holly Short is sent to watch the Mud Boy and is descovered. Takes place between books one and two.

We all know that the AF series is about Artemis's character delevopment. But what about Holly? Her past was no fairy tale, either. Set in time lapses and between books, Artemis has to heal her wounds. A mix of humor, romance, and pain.

Artemis has become legit. Finally! But old dreams still haunt him of when he was a cold monster-like child. Holly comes up for a visit after spending three days of R&R with Juliet, but finds that her favorite mud boy is quite a bit different. Now Holly is determined to find out what's wrong with Artemis. Fun characters, loads of laughs, and maybe even the occasional tear-jerker.

The sexual education of Artemis Fowl. Includes: a steep learning curve, multiple partners, too much gin, too much coffee, Oscar Wilde, pithy commentary from Minerva Paradizo, an unsurprising Holly Short cameo, and a sappy happy ending. Set several years after the series. And, despite the characters listed, I'm afraid there's no A/M. She's in love with Butler. Come on, people.

Artemis and Butler went missing. They're back. Why can't they go home? Why are people chasing them? What did Artemis do this time? Foaly has found a secret organisation, but what does it have to do with Artemis? After TAC.

Artemis starts going to the local high school and begins having a crush on the main character, Kathrin, or Kat.

While Holly is visting Fowl Manor after the events of TLG, Artemis has her read the journals of his eight year old self so she can learn of the thing he never told her.

Julie Mason is Artemis Fowl II's half-human, half-fairy best friend and they have known each other since they were toddlers. She has been with him during all of his adventures with the fairy folk and she has developed feelings for him. She has decided to admit her feelings to our favorite criminal mastermind and has devised the perfect plan to do so. Rated T for minor language.

A spell was cast during the war between the humans and the fairies that called for an anniversary battle. With the anniversary quickly approaching, Artemis and Holly may be the only hopes of saving the People, even if it means doing something irreversible.

Artemis Fowl has finally proposed to Holly Short. The wedding preparations are going along fine, when murders start occurring near Fowl Manor. No one is overly worried, taking the necessary precautions to not allow anyone outside without a Butler. But when the LEP shows up at the door, Artemis must prove his lover's innocence. Will he pull it off in time for the wedding?

When Haven is discoverd by humans, no one is left untouched. Holly Short is forced to feel the cruel effects of war just the same as eveyone else. Will she too succumb to war's deadly effects? Character death. Pairing: Holly/Trouble.

A collection of unrelated one-shots that give the AF characters some inside jokes. Will only be updated if I have inspiration. All take place after TLG.

A little story in honor of Valentine's Day. Orion wants Holly to love him, but she can't...

Ivy and Clover were two ordinary girls, living an ordinary life. But when the two sisters read the famous Artemis Fowl series, Artemis and Holly come to their school to investigate. Can the two girls avoid getting their minds wiped while trying to keep up with ordinary life-and homework?

Artemis Fowl receives a new book in the mail from Eoin Colfer.

Holly's latest mission doesn't really go as planned.. Rated T for guns, slight violence and fluff.

Artemis mysterious cousin is coming to Fowl Manor for two weeks. While they're still trying to find out if they like each other, the house is haunted by ghosts. -Currently beta-reading if you haven't noticed, so no updates for a while-

"He's gone." "Gone?" "Dead." "What? How?" "I killed him." One-shot, brother fic.

Decoding of the Artemis Fowl Files subbook