The prophecies of Ohm, phlegm pot cleaner. I translate Gnomish and this is a first in I hope to be a whole series of translations encrypted in the Artemis Fowl series

This is the Gnomish translation to the final AF book Last Guardian. It was a simple project.

Eight movie quotes, one for each book that COULD have put a complete stop to the series had they been there. No pairings, just a bit of fun and parody.

Holly finds something important about her past from an uncle, she's never thought she had. Which may or may not lead to two other people close to everyone in the LEP. This may change Holly's life for-for forever. And those two people come back into their lives. Will they be the same like they were before? Or will they be different? Rated T: Because of mild language and situation

Short drabble about Artemis' lost childhood.

Foalette. Rings a bell? It should. Foalette is Foaly's long-lost sister, and Foaly doesn't even know about her! Just as well, they might start arguing. Please read AFTER Blood Brothers.

Artemis Fowl is once again out to save the People from a dangerous epidemic. However, the situation at Fowl Manor becomes tense when a female artist is hired to paint a mural. Can Artemis balance both the People and this new nuisance?

Snippets from the life of one particular LEP officer.

Eoin Colfer is an amazing writer, and his ending to the Artemis Fowl series was amazing, but I think there was more to know. I believe that there was more to tell, so here is my take on what must have happened after the final page of The Last Guardian. Does contain spoilers.

Juliet Butler tries to keep it together. Post-TLG.

A selection of moments in the life of Juliet Butler, a woman we've never known too much about. Written before TLG was published.

AxH post-TLG SPOILERS 'The evening light poured in from the western-facing window to cast a shadow over her features...'

Artemis finds himself confronted with LOVE. Will he keep his sanity?

Ever since Holly had been adopted by Major Short, she thought that her past was well behind her. But when she receives a letter from her supposedly deceased father she is thrown into a chaotic world of lying, cheating, and many murders. All while trying to keep her deepest secret from being discovered; her true identity. If found out, the Lower Elements would bay for her blood.

In the midst of a dangerous mission to the past is probably not the best time to fall for your manipulative, former-criminal-mastermind partner. For Captain Holly Short, it was just another nuisance to add to an already unending list of trials. Time Paradox parallel, Holly's perspective.

Please enjoy this darker tale of a 22 year old Artemis Fowl II's adventures after he is left alone and forsaken in the crumbling world he has done so much to maintain. Only Holly can stop this decent into madness, and she doesn't know he is alive...

What if Artemis was killed by the demons instead of Holly in the Lost Colony? One-shot, AU.

"Once upon a time, there was a little boy, and he was made of metal. I know, you know this one, my dear, but the best stories are the ones we hear a hundred times." Saying goodbye to the Artemis Fowl series.

juliet and minerva get kidnapped and butler,artemis and holly need to find them, its abit like taken the movie they find out that this kidnapping is part of somthing much much bigger rated T for voilance in later chapters and cause im paranoid

"You cannot trust anyone, simply because they cannot trust you." The beginnings of Artemis's Atlantis Complex. Not entirely satisfied with how it came out, but there you go. I own nothing but the plot. Enjoy!

Artemis requests something unusual, and Finnegan obliges. Artemis/OC

Trouble Kelp comes home to be greeted by the terrifying face of his mother. Things can only get worse from here.

Artemis and his Girlfreind Diana must go solve a murder! This story is a cross over with more than one thing like my little pony and etc. This site wont let me mark it as more than 2 crossovers so I'll just leave it as just Artemis Fowl categorey.

What happens when Artemis Fowl II and his buisness partner Kitty find that the are hidding the same secret? When they go to Haven for Foaly's wedding, will they be able to contuinue to work together?

Opal has escaped for months now, the fairies do everything to catch her but Artemis cannot help, he's bored and tries to be a normal teenager. Holly and Artemis develop feelings not known. Opal will strike. But who is her accomplice? rated T for violence.