I'm not going to give you a summary. Maybe then you won't read it. I wrote this three months ago and I'm horribly ashamed of it. Fluffy and OOC. Unfortunately, people like it so I can't delete it but I wish I could.

Set between TP and AC. Minerva is visiting Fowl Manor when she realizes something bad is coming for Artemis. Artemis' symptoms begin.

It's been years since Captain Holly Short of LEPrecon had any contact with child genius, Artemis Fowl. However, things are going south in Haven and fate will push them together once again – in the bloodiest of ways. ArtemisxHolly. Rated T, just in case. ON HIATUS.

What does a backpacking troll have in common with Holly Short? Answer: Artemis Fowl.

TPG CONTEST ENTRY. What the heck is in that envelope?

TPG contest entry. Takes place between Artemis Sr.'s disappearance and the events of AF 1. Features some slightly depressing Butler and Artemis fluffiness. No, not that kind of fluffiness. Sorry.

he was the best of me, he was the worst of me, he recreated me.

A look back at the life Artemis could have had, if he hadn't let it slip through his fingers. ArtemisxOC

TPG Contest. It's the Annual Secret Santa Exchange amongst the LEP officers. Holly Short keeps getting special presents from her Secret Santa. Who was her Secret Santa?

TPG contest. Can be seen as sequel to Surprises. Holly is given a break aboveground, when she goes to see her old friends Artemis and Butler. General catching up, bantering, and the ultimate holiday gift of all. Happy Holidays!

Just a small oneshot because I felt Christmassy, and it's Christmas eve!

TPG entry. Little snapshots of minor Christmas moments in some minor/major Artemis Fowl world characters.

Opal from the past is still on the loose, and she has a new plan. When a vial is found containing old magic and demons disappear, Artemis must turn to an odd girl for hep - someone tied to his past. NOT an Arty/OC fic! Not enough words, better inside! R/R

All Arty wants for Christmas is for Holly to come back. AxH.

TPG Contest! Everyone deserves a gift during the holidays. Even evil pixies who want to destroy your brother.

Artemis Fowl Book One; If there was a Chapter 10...

"Sluuuuurp." Ah, Beckett. Family oneshot!

Artemis is always ready to indulge in his favorite addiction, but as close as she comes, she's second best. Artemis/Minerva, onesided Artemis/Holly. kind of dark

An Artemis Fowl tale based on the short story The Most Dangerous Game by Richard Connell. Atlantis Complex Spoilers.

Can the Fowls go anywhere without something injury-inducing happening? Apparently not. Expect the usual beatings from and to Butler, along with the sense of humor that goes with it. I swear one of the genres used to be Action... Drama will have to do.

Artemis Fowl is trying to recover from the rest of his Atlantis Complex, but Artemis is soon faced yet again with an enemy that wants Fowl blood. However, he soon finds it may not be his blood they want. It's his brother's.

When Angeline emerges from her insanity, she realizes that St. Bartelby's is not the school for Artemis, so she decides to send him somewhere else. Public school. There is one thing for certain. They won't know what hit them.

This is the lyrics to the song Complex: Atlantis. I saw the video on YouTube and I liked it so much I've put the lyrics here. The video was inspired by the Artemis Fowl book the Atlanis Complex and written by Josh Fix.

One-Shot. One day, Artemis Fowl I departs to Russia in a freighter full of fake coca-cola. A bad decision, as it turns out.

Holly's first Weekend at Fowl Manor with Artemis and the Twins. Hopefully the Manor will still be there by the end of it.