Mostly a collection of humerous drabbles.

It was the smallest model they stocked, still frighteningly large, and dismayingly the description on the box seemed to suggest it was below average size for a human. Masturbation, Holly/Artemis. TTP Spoilers.

Oneshots exploring the dreams and nightmares of the Artemis Fowl characters. 1-Holly, H/A. 2-Butler.

A disgraced LEP commander wants revenge, but with a bounty on their heads, how can the fairy heroes stop him. And when a Mud Boy's secrets are revealed, the mission goes down hill. Some of the secrets will harm the mission, and none of them will be liked.

“Toi et moi,” she said, “you and me, we have marriages of convenience." “It wasn’t like that.” He gritted his teeth. And the guilt pricked him so, because not everyone has a happy ending. Sequel to 'Ephemera'.

The mind is so easy to trick. Have you ever heard the saying 'things are not what they appear to be? ..Series of drabbles.. Chapter two: "We paint our sins on the ceiling, I keep them glued to my chest." A/H, sometimes.

Coraline Short is headed toward her dream job in Recon,bouyed by her excellent grades,when she is shot down over a field in Ireland and meets Artemis Fowl.Along with her famous mother and a certain reprobate,Artemis and Cora must find Opal..save the world

Artemis Fowl gone insane? I think not. Read and comment please!

Artemis Fowl and his maid, Matitiu, travel to America to give the senator the red cube. What lies in the depths of her past? What shall happen? Plz read comment. Thanks!

The life of Artemis Fowl as seen by his family. mainly beckett in the next chapter

Because she is bored, Aphrodite sends Cupid to shoot his arrows. However, it seems like she's seen everything before. So when she finds a totally unique relationship, she decides to play with it. Chaos and drama ensured. Better summary inside. AH AM

Summary: At this point a piercing whistle echoed through the halls of Fowl Manor shattering several windows on its way. This sound caused Artemis to lose concentration and allow the yo-yo to swing back and hit him square between the eyes. Artemis cursed;

One year after the end of The Time Paradox, Artemis and Holly are having a serious conversation. And much more than that. One-shot, MAJOR TTP SPOILERS.

After TTP. *SPOILERS* With Opal on the lose, Holly, Artemis and the gang must team up to find her. But with an old friend out of jail, seeking revenge and a possible love triangle forming things become a little complicated. Will their luck finaly run out?

Artemis Fowl the Second is alone on the Fowl Estate. How will he survive?

After an accident in Morocco, Butler awakes to find himself enslaved and without a memory. As he learns the ropes of his new life, Juliet and an unlikely ally try to find and save the missing man before it's too late.

A certain person, I think we all know who, wants her revenge on Artemis, and gets certain twins to do it, you know who I mean. I think we all know who. What will happen to Artemis, will he be doomed? Well, you'll just have to read and find out.

12 year-old Quinn Davidson is obsessed with Artemis Fowl to the point that she uses him as an imaginary friend. One day, she wishes for the real deal and she gets it! Artemis has to help Quinn if he wants to get back home. At least take a little peek...

The LEP is dealing with a problem in Scotland, Artemis and his associates are taking their place in the world powers, the humans are at war with the People, and their only informant is locked away in a mental ward. Armagedon... eminent. HxT AxM

Artemis Fowl is an extraordinary young man who can out think the greatest of thinkers; but what would happen if he were suddenly accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? Would he turn to the path of goodness or turn to wizard villainy?

artemisses thoughts twords searching for his father

A random story I made up. It's about Holly's time at the Academy and what happens to her while she's there. Read it and you'll like it! I finally updated! Chapter 4 up!

the title describes two words found in this story this is basicialy what would happen if i were in the story a little random

Artemis Kissed A Fish! O.o For my peeps on EC! It's Holly's birthday! This is going to be interesting! Just read it!

how to bug arty