Read and Review, No Flames, I suck at summaries, and not a Mary-Sue. ALEX RIDER FANFICTION PARODY.

Even teenage spies get the occasional bout of insomnia. Quick little oneshot just for fun. Enjoy.

Alex was born to be a spy. It’s in his blood, and he can’t help but want to save everyone. - Oneshot - Written for SpyFest.

Alex may be the spy, but Tom can be just as dangerous. With Alex's sanity at risk, will Tom stop singing before it's too late? Crackfic. Written for The Firm's September Prompts. Chosen prompt: Music.

Alex is believed to die in a shooting, Jack leaves to become a succesful lawyer, Tom leaves England to become a cop in NY. The two paths are about to cross, along with one other. Who is this mysterious man leading a new type of secret intelligence?

Alex Rider is a legend at Brooklands, and everyone knows that legends aren't really real, right? After all, it's just Rider.

Alan Blunt would do anything for glory... even if it meant betraying a fellow agent. Written for The Firms September Prompt Challenge.

Following the events of Never Say Never, Alex tries his best to forget his terrible ordeal. But when he finds a letter written by his uncle, he can't help but investigate. Before long, Alex finds himself on the run with nowhere left to turn.

Alex re-joins Scorpia and it's his first kill.

The Sequel to Silent Spy; Alex's father Ben Daniels has interest in a co-worker, and Alex decides to do a little matchmaking. Let's not forget that K-Unit needs a few dates with someone too. Funny Romance!

What if Alex really did kill Mrs. Jones? Things would turn out quite different, wouldn't they? COMPLETE

Jack is in hospital. Alex returns to the SAS. The new member of the team know him from a past mission. Will Alex survive. Will his close friends survive with him? Has he been betrayed? I don't own Alex Rider!

INDEFINITE HIATUS! Alex is tricked into attending a survival camp, but his mood changes when he finds out who's camping next door... Now it's time for pay back and Alex plans to do it in style. Super spy style.

Rose Leighton is sent to live with Mrs. Jones and attend and MI6-sponsored boarding school. One of Rose's instructors is an MI6 agent, so no one believes Alex when he starts investigating the teacher. While Rose believes him, she really doesn't want to...

Alex and Sabina go out on their first date. this is my first fan fic, so please R&R. suggestions appreciated.

Alex Rider and OC in trouble. One-Shot.

Alex wasn't quite sure about very much anymore. AU, character death mentioned. Disclaimer:don't own

Your not a bad person Yassen, no one is" Yassen thinks back all those years ago, about the advice Hunter gave him. Short oneshot.

What did it matter if Ian wanted to spend some time on his own for once? Part of the Blood & Fire arc. Set just before the events of Stormbreaker.

Havent updated in forever, sorry! D:

It's just a normal day for Alex Rider. First he gets shot at by who knows who, then he loses his wallet and now MI6 tell him they won't help him! Great! But maybe he doesn't need them. Just maybe fate has decided to give him a helping hand.

Formerly "Daydream Drabbles". Some chapters written by True Colours. All input welcome! Chapter 7: Normal Boy - Alex has a good day at school.

A collection of drabbles and shorts, always up for adoption. Chapter 1: Snapshot of a mission.

Alex thinks he's done with espionage, but SCORPIA thinks otherwise. They target Alex and drag others in too. Now he's going to train with the SAS for his 'protection' so needless to say things look rough. Oh, and his class is coming too.

What if Alex wasn't the first teenage spy. This is the story of Raven, his predecessor. Shes already been a spy for 3 years, orphaned, shot but survived. Now she's off to Breacon Beacons for some more training. She's in trouble basically.