Regulus peered off the edge of the roof of the Gryffindor tower at the Black Lake and promptly took a step back. Shaking his head, he said, "There is no way I'm jumping off this tower. Have you seen how high up we are?" "It will be fun, Reg," Rabastan said, almost vibrating with excitement. "Please?"

Draco was rudely awakened by a loud, "Wakey wakey, eggs and bake-y!" He groaned and rolled over in bed, yanking the pillow over his head to silence the annoying voice of one Harry Potter.

Iris Potter was given the solemn duty to protect her young male counterpart the next reality over from the forces of evil. The only problem? They forgot to give her any rules to follow. Now known as Iris Black watch as she kidnaps Harry Potter and turns reality on its head as she finds the best way to make his childhood not only memorable, but worthy of the Marauders Dynasty.

Hermione is applying for the Post of Junior Secretary, Department of International Magical Cooperation, as she was to further her career prospects

Draco Malfoy really hates Hermione Granger. Everything he gives two fucks about is entirely contingent on the decisions that she makes and she doesn't even know it. If he's not careful, she's going to fuck it up for the both of them and then they'll all wind up dead. He never thought his life would depend on having to get between her legs and into her head.

After the death of Dumbledore, Draco finds himself a prisoner of his own home as the death eaters gather and plot using his home as their own. He is sick of it, not that he can do much, but one day he discovers that one person he used to know has been captured and locked away in the dungeons. Now he must choose what to do, have mercy or remain loyal to the dark lord.

Andromeda is smitten with Ted Tonks and is not as subtle as she thinks. Thankfully she has Corvus Black to the resuce, with his reluctant (kinda) sidekick Narcissa! There are just some things that Corvus wants to remain canon and who wouldn't want to meet atleast one of Harry Potter's parents. Our Self-insert has some fun. The usual cast for a Marauders era fic, plus some extras!

Crack Fic - Harry Potter, the older brother to two idiots and resident Ravenclaw of the family, deals with his problems by drinking tea.Having a Gryffindor and a Hufflepuff as his younger brothers should have been easy, it wasn't. At least he wasn't the Boy-Who-Lived, could you imagine going through all of that shit? With-James and Lily survive! Ravenclaw Harry, SI-OC Potter kids

When Hermione finds herself bound and about to be lunch for Acromantulas, she is pretty sure that this is the worst moment since that awful scene Ron made when she got married to the scarred and scowling Dungeon Bat. When things are at their worst, though, she is about to find out that in the darkness, her beloved Dungeon Bat is exactly the sort of person she needs.

Professor Snape catches a boy with messy black hair kissing a girl with fiery red hair, and he is immediately reminded of a time when he walked in on a similar scene twenty years prior.

Colin and Liam have no idea how to play quidditch and can just barely fly their brooms without crashing into something. When a couple fifth year players learn that the twins are really good at a different sport that involves broom surfing, they're immediately recruited to try out!

WARNINGS: Self-Harm, Mental Illness, Violence, Abuse. When Sirius gets sorted into Gryffindor everything changes. He finds out Remus's secret, and Madam Pomfrey accidentally spills Sirius's. With secrets out, and new friends made, what will happen? Slight WOLFSTAR, but not much.

All Harry wanted to do was retire to some island somewhere to get as far away from from all the attention of magical Britain as he possibly could... he just wasn't sure why everyone insisted on calling it his 'dark lair'... (Or: how Harry got the reputation of a dark lord without really meaning to.)

A 25 year old woman finds herself leaving her mundane life to be transported into the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. She discovers, she is 18 years old, wealthy, powerful and influential in the Wizarding World. What would you do, change things? Will she change or save lives? She must be careful with power comes a lot of responsibility. AU, Baby Harry.REMEMBER ITS FANTASY NOT REAL

AU One-Shot: Ron Weasley has lived his life knowing he will never be chosen, knowing that others will forever be more important. Knowing something and feeling it are two very different things and, when Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Ron finally buckles under the weight of that truth.

Giselle Crouch, the eldest child of future Minister for Magic Bartemius Crouch, is returning to Hogwarts for her seventh year after her transfer to Beauxbatons ended in a catastrophe but everything had changed in the two years she was gone. Her baby brother was a suspected Death Eater, the Order were recruiting, and her former best friend Sirius Black hated her guts. Rewritten!

What if Tom Riddle wasn't the last heir of Slytherin? My play on a Marriage Act fanfiction. Rated T for now, may be moved up to M - will have a warning before and chapters that you can skip if it comes to this. There will also be mentions of nonconsensual sexual actions but it will not contain them.

"The Head Boy and Head Girl were once again in a spat. Nobody remembered what it was about, but everyone remembered which side they had chosen. Remus Lupin had been unfortunate enough to pick a side before consulting his boyfriend, Sirius Black, who had picked the other, and now they weren't speaking to each other." All this right before the Marauders' last hogsmeade trip? Oh no!

A friendship between Padma and Terry develops into something more over the years.

A drabble in which Hermione, Ginny, and Luna drink wine, watch 10 Things I Hate About You, and gossip about boys.

After the war, Ron prepares to testify against Peter Pettigrew.

The year is 1981. The Dark Lord Voldemort has vanished, all of Britain's Houses lie in tatters, none more so than the House of Black. Lyra Black, youngest of the Black sisters, pays a visit to her cousin in Azkaban…

Somehow, by what I assume the handiwork of a random omnipotent being. I find myself reborn in the Harry Potter world during the 1920s as a Black. I know what is coming, and I do not plan to be swept away like a bug. Magic is beautiful, and I plan to learn everything there is to know about it. Grindelwald? Dumbledore? Voldemort? I shall surpass them all. Powerful SI/OC x FemRiddle.

A story in which Dumbledore implements a new anonymous "pen pal" system during Harry, Ron, and Hermione's 6th year to help them forget the troubles outside of Hogwarts. Each person will be paired with someone outside of their own house, and it is strongly advised that conversations remain anonymous. What could go wrong? Other than Hermione & Draco being paired together...

Hermione has been harboring a secret since their failed Polyjuice in second year where she accidentally turned herself into a Neko, a condition that that has no known cure. She was told she would never fully present like her friends would, and would never be able to find her true mate. Now four years later after an incident in Diagon Alley the unexpected has happened.