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Posting for Evil Author Day 2022, this is a little "what if" story about how a different introduction for Harry and a different background for Hermione would make a significant difference in how they got started out in the magical world. Alt!Sorting, etc.

Inspired by the Sanctuary Discord servers RomCom Fest. A Harmony take on the movie 'Hitch'. "I gotta be honest with you Nev." Harry began, as they got halfway through their 'last beer'. "I find it hard to believe that you can go around giving everyone advice on how Wizards can get their Witches, despite being as hopelessly single as I am."

In 1967, Regulus Black loses a game of hide-and-seek. In 1979, he is dragged, alive, from the lake. In 1980, he turns reluctant spy for the Order. These events are not connected. But there's a strange thread weaving through Regulus's life, a splitting seam in his memories, a bogeyman that shadows his steps, and he can't shake the feeling that he's missed something essential...

Finding out things were not how they seemed, Harry gets rushed away from the life he had. Unexpected friends are made. loyalties are tested. But man is he having a blast.

Ginny was broken by her experience in the Chamber. Abandoned and broken by her blood family she found a new family. A family based on love. Starting in the summer after the second year things are going to be different. Evil Dumbledore. Some Ron bashing and removal of the Weasleys. Competent ministry. Rated M as usual. Pairing is Harmony. Grangers and Browns are in here too.

Harry visits Andromeda's home to relay some bad news. In the process, he realizes the worth of all he has.

A drunken Harry accidentally lends a helping hand to Severus and Hermione while the couple are getting frisky. SSxHG plus HP. Mature, Drunk Smut with plot. Can be a stand alone, working on a second chapter due to request.

My take on what would happen if Harry was sorted into Slytherin. A lot of different things would happen. Different friends and Similar yet different happenings.

The Purblind Man could not see as The Forlorn Girl's foot tread ever-off the other's path.

The war is finally over. But he still needs to find one more person before he can finally rest- hopefully, with her in his arms.

Five years ago, Lily Evans did the hardest thing she'd ever done, and broke up with James Potter so she could stay alive by secretly going undercover in America. Now, she's been tasked with something even harder: doing a transatlantic mission with him. [A Jily First Wizarding War AU] [Canon-Divergent] [January 2022 Jily Challenge] [Dashboard Confessional Lyrics series]

A string of unsolved murders turns Dark when bodies start appearing again after a month, disfigured. Harry knows there are only two people who can help him on this case - Draco Malfoy, and Hermione. But can the past be put aside, and just how far are they going to have to go to solve the case? How many times will Hermione have to do the unthinkable? [Dramione, Post-DH, EWE]

The chilly April morning air had left him feeling cold and his toes frozen, but as Lily happily wrapped herself around him James could feel himself warming up inside and out.

I lean close to your ear and whisper, "As long as I'm here no one can hurt you." If I could change the way that you see yourself...

Severus knew it was too late, there was no going back for what he had done.

Severus was in the library, which was not surprising as it was his favourite place in the school. He had all his homework done so he was now doing some reading of his own interest. He felt movement on the table and looked up to meet grey eyes and a smile he never thought would be directed at him until recently.

Lucius let out a big sigh when he saw the state of his best friend who he practically considered a younger brother. The black-haired boy had hurt himself again...

James was running through the white corridors, his heart pounding, just a couple of hours ago he had made a resolution to make things right with Severus and now it turned out that the boy was in St. Mungo's after a beating at the hands of his horrible father. He just hoped it wasn't too late...

Severus eyes were wide open as his body trembled beyond his control, he felt completely overwhelmed, everything was too much and this was his limit, he couldn't take it anymore...

I see tiny drops of blood on the crumpled and cold sheets in front of me, I looked around me, half opened drawers, clothes on the floor, objects broken by me the night before but no trace of him...

POV from Voldemort / Tom Riddle of Severus Snape.

Severus turned his face to look for his boyfriend, they were both at a party at work but it was getting late and it was time to go home. Instead of a pair of beautiful gray eyes he found some piercing green eyes that kept staring at him, making him feel uncomfortable...

He felt the darkness surrounding his body, his eyes were still not used to the shadow and it was hard to be brave being completely alone. A chill ran down his back and he could hear his heart beating strongly, he knew it was approaching, soon the silence would be broken and the darkness would give way to terror and pain...

In new year's eve Severus has a very different resolution from the others, while he is at the astronomy tower admiring the night sky one of the marauders arrives and finds him, Sirius already somewhat drunk decides, instead of fighting the Slytherin boy as usual, to invite him to share his bottle. Severus decides to accept since he has nothing left to lose.