The title pretty much says everything. This is a tribute to my OTPs: Ron Chicken and Draco Apple

A bunch of pointless harry potter sentences that are alliterated descriptions. Pointless but fun.

Algo perturbaba su mente, el tan sólo recordar aquel accidente y sus consecuencias bastaba para perturbar su paz. El profesor Snape tenía una duda: ¿había sido víctima o victimario? Después de tantos años aún seguía pensando en ello y necesitaba saber la verdad. Una verdad que acompañaba a un fuerte sentimiento de amor, negado hasta las mismas profundidades del alma.

In which Fred and George notice that their older brother is sharing a bed with some bloke named Peter Pettigrew.

*Complete* Adult/c Hermione's access to Hogwarts library is being revoked at midnight on her 30th birthday. Naturally, she handles it the way only Hermione would…flocking to her childhood sanctuary to feast her eyes on as much as she can. When Aurors are sent to remove her she refuses, and a compromise is made. But not before all hell breaks loose. Jk Rowling owns. Plot is mine

*Drabble complete* Inspired by the quote: You have no idea what a charming memory you are to me. - Friedrich Nietzsche JK Rowling owns... The plot is mine.

A/U 18th Century Dramione. Draco is a the Captain of a successful trading ship carting Muggles across the seas. Upon crossing the rebel pirate Harry Potter, he finds himself shipwrecked on a deserted island with nothing but a Muggle girl to thank for saving him. A Muggle with a major secret...

Its seventh year in Hogwarts. The golden trio has left started their hunt for horcruxes.Hermione gets sick. What's happening to her? I know summary sucks but pls read! Rated M for further chapters. ON HIATUS

AU O/s Vamp!Pansy Healer!Harry Pansy is admitted to a psychiatric ward in St Mungo's, as part of an elaborate plan to ensure the prophecy is fulfilled. Harry is her psychiatrist. What happens when a Vampire and a Healer are tempted by bloodlust, and brought together by a destructive fate? Jk Rowling owns. Plot is mine

Hermione Granger is tricked into living and probably marrying Lucius Malfoy. i know summary sucx but pls read! Rated M for further chapters ON HIATUS!

*Complete O/s* OOC Dark!Hermione "They say only fools rush in. Well Blaise Zabini I am a fool for you…" Hermione Granger has developed an obsession with Blaise Zabini. Their deranged entanglement is the epitome of when fire and ice collide. But does Blaise relish the humiliation of being controlled by a filthy Mudblood? *Contains lemons

Harry aurait tout abandonné pour ses yeux, ses caresses, sa présence... Et c'est ce qu'il a fait, laissant le monde mourir sous ses yeux pervertis.

*Complete drabble* Inspired by the quote: "I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back," by Zsa Zsa Gabor JK Rowling owns. The plot is mine.

*Complete drabble* Personal agendas and house unity can only lead to one thing; teamwork, and a plot to achieve their ends. JK Rowling owns. The plot is mine.

When Vernon goes too far and causes Harry to loose his sight, Harry has a bout of accidental magic that transports him to Severus Snape's backyard. Here Harry will heal from his trauma and maybe even find love in the process. I will update but new chapters will not happen very often. Feel free to adopt and put your own spin on this.

The war places undeserved blame on Muggle-borns, who are chased out of the Wizarding World. To escape his overbearing family Draco flees to a nearby Muggle neighborhood and quickly befriends a lonely young woman with secrets of her own. Why does she seem so familiar? And why does she look at him like he's only going to disappoint her? Loosely based on Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Ellas eran simplemente polos opuestos pero también había algo que las unía y eso iba más allá de cualquier cosa. Por algo los lazos de sangre son sagrados. Este fic participa en el reto "Parejas al Azar" del foro La Madriguera.

To celebrate his birthday, and thank him for all he does, Ron, Harry, Ginny, and Hermione set off to get Arthur the perfect gift. Who knew it would be this hard to find a simple phone?

Astoria is Draco's beacon of hope. Extremely fluffy.

Cygnus and Druella directly before Andromeda's Disownment ceremony.

Quando Draco pede pra Harry surpreendê-lo, talvez não fosse exatamente aquilo que esperava. fluffy ;; drarry ;; modern!au ;; leve menção à wolfstar

COMPLETE. Sequel to "Always in Your Shadow". Severus Snape's daughter Calista attends Hogwarts. As if Occlumency lessons, peer rivalry, and growing up Snape weren't challenging enough, she still has to contend with her dangerous, sadistic mother, Bellatrix Lestrange, trying to invade her mind. AU, in-character; CC where possible. In-depth exploration of the art of Occlumency.

It's what the title says folks, Crack hopefully. Warning : Worshiping of the Golden Nugget and Silver Cow; Minerva's face palms and Severus eye rolls; poor scarred children; crack; things written at 3 am and Crazy as Merlin's undergarments!Dumbles and Voldie (and Moody too)

He enjoys being a stranger after he has lost everyone who knew him as Remus. [Angst, past-Wolfstar, can be read as Azkaban-era or post-Ootp]

Severus Snape is Sorted into Ravenclaw. Life ensues.