Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.

'You're not all that you seem to be. You possess quialities of both a witch and a muggle. You're a half-blood. My half-blooded daughter. It's time for you to come home to us, to me. It is imperative that you do so, Miss Hermione. I am waiting for you. -Mrs Maria Zabini' This fic is about Hermione realising she's a Zabini, but is she really? Will she accept it? Hurt/drama/fam/rom

Short Oneshot. My take on what could have happened in the Chamber of Secrets.

What if Sirius Black had a daughter? And she was in slytherin? Watch Aurora go through Hogwarts dealing with her father as an escapee from Azkaban and Harry Potter getting on her very last nerve! Harry Potter, OC slight AU

Ginny Weasley, renowned healer and newest member to the Hollyhead Harpies must choose between her two dream jobs when a new disease spells disaster for wizards everywhere. Ginny's choice is made difficult when the bane of her school days, Draco Malfoy, is her partner in this mission of life or death. Will they be able to work together to find the cure before time runs out?

Prefacio Draco Malfoy es él chico que lo tiene todo. Al menos ese era el papel que interpretaba en el anuncio de unos grandes almacenes. Pero en este nuevo curso, es él chico que no tiene nada...

Harry Potter fan critic gets hit by a car on Halloween. Once a Harry Potter lover, she dressed up as a witch, unwittingly looking like Bellatrix Lestrange . She ends up at Grimmauld Place and decides to change things up. Find Harry Potter, yell at Severus Snape, challenge Dumbledore. Time to have some fun. (edit: looking back this is kind of mary suish

After being stood up on a date, Hermione comes across a familiar face. [modern AU] [oneshot]

HPDM slash, epilogue-compliant. After Scorpius is injured while apprenticing to Harry in his Countercurses business, Draco visits to determine how Scorpius is recovering—and whether he'll be staying. It also means the rekindling of a friendship that he had with Harry twenty-six years ago, which may become something more. COMPLETE.

¿Draco quería una zorra?. Una zorra le iba a dar. Todos van a van a saber quien es Hermione Granger. Van a tener que mirarme otra vez a partir de mañana. M por Lemmons. Universo Alterno. TODOS HUMANOS.

A one-shot of James, Fred, Louis, and Molly in the library one afternoon, but one of them isn't in on the 'game' being played by the other three and minor chaos ensues. T for language (as title implies). Reviews would be greatly appreciated.

Harry se despierta maniatado y con los ojos vendados, sin saber dónde se encuentra. La certeza de que le han secuestrado se vuelve real conforme sus nervios lo traicionan, hasta que se percata de que, quizás, estar allí no sea tan malo como él creía. Algunos sueños son, simplemente, utópicos.

A deal has been made with the professors of Hogwarts and the Ministry of Magic to organize a day where the parents of Hogwarts students are invited to Hogwarts for a day. Of course, Ron's and Hermione's parents will be there, but there is a problem for Harry: since his parents are dead, that means that he and his friends will have to put up with the presence of his aunt and uncle.

There were, in fact, other Beauxbatons students besides Fleur. Oliver/OC, Seamus/OC, and blue hats.

It had taken just one moment of weakness for him to destroy her.

Dean and Hermione play a game.

The turquoise-haired Teddy had always been taken with the pretty blonde Weasley, Victoire. That was obvious enough as the two of them were inseparable from a very young age, but will the two of them grow to be more than just friends? A collection of drabbles/one-shots for the Battleships event on Diagon Alley II.

After years of suffering from the mistakes of his dark past, Severus decides to throw a wrench into the system and make it better for all of them in the end. Timefic.

COMPLETE! Ron has taken a position with a top secret team of Aurors, traveling abroad. Hermione plots ways to see him, while he's not allowed to reveal his location, meeting at inns around the world to spend the night together.

It's 1986 and through a series of lies Remus has got himself a job as a teacher at his local primary school. Unbeknownst to him, this happens to be the school that a young and isolated Harry Potter attends with his thuggish cousin, Dudley. Can Remus and Harry save each other from loneliness or will the fragile world Remus has built for himself come tumbling down?

What happens when the savior of the Wizarding World never grew up with his Aunt and Uncle, but instead is reared in the Malfoy home after Severus stole him away from Godric's Hollow?

Darío e Isabel se disponen a correr grandes aventuras a lomos de una moto, pero alguien está decidido a no permitírselo. Para el reto "Historias Fantasmales" del Foro de las Expansiones.

James Sirius Potter was the first child Hagrid encountered at Hogwarts that had the guts to ask him how his parents, an average sized Wizard and a humongous Giantess, conceived him. - Rated T for suggestive adult themes

Harry Potter finally defeats Voldemort and what happens? He falls into an alternate reality where he merges with his other self, who ends up being an 8 year old. Look out world Harry's paving his own way and this time he is not going to be the chosen one, he's going to be Harry, Just Harry. Knowledgeable Harry! Traveling Harry! Possible Slash! Pairing undecided. MOD Harry...Kinda

Just a couple poems about our dear Bellatrix