"You are not coming to my honeymoon." "Why not? You're not wasting two perfectly good tickets because Weasley fucked up. Our honeymoon is going to be the most spectacular, amazing honeymoon there ever was." "Our honeymoon? We're not even married Malfoy!"

Claire had been the punching bag of her parents for both her rebellion and that of her brother. Audrey had lived a charmed life. The war turned everything they knew and loved upside down. This is their story. RL/OC, SB/OC, JP/LE Non-explicit rape

about a girl that is disowned and the Weasleys, who take her in. horrible summary... bear with me!

Sequel to Fred's Little Angel rated T, just in case for future chapters

Slytherin's Princess isn't exactly what everyone imagined her to be...

twin girls that fall for the weasley twins.

love story about George Weasley.... read to find out more!

Gracias a una desicion de la Orden del Fenix, Hermione se llevara una gran sorpresa, con la cual tendra que aprender a convivir. Fic re-editado. Capitulo 20 arriba!

Sirius has always been in love with James. But how does James feel about him? And just why do the two hate Snape so much? Marauders Era.

Draco Malfoy has been ignored by Harry Potter too many times. His narcissistic and sadistic mind cannot allow this to continue, he has to kidnap Potter and make him see him! HP/DM M/M

Complete and utter crack, what happens when I have no inspiration and part of a competition. What happens when Hagrid puts out a personal ad in the daily prophet to invite all dangerous magical creatures to his home?

Harry Potter decides to return to Hogwarts to finish the 7th year he'd had to miss. With Voldemort defeated, everybody just wants some routine to fall back on-Draco Malfoy included. Draco, for lack of any options, musters what little will he has to return to Hogwarts in search of redemption; he still doesn't know where his new house, housemates & study partner figure in the mix...

One-shot. It'll be simple, Dumbledore said. Just pretend you're a loyal Death Eater, and use your position to protect the students. Sure. Simple. But how was Severus Snape supposed to protect the students when they did stupid things like try to steal Godric Gryffindor's sword from the Headmaster's office?

Slight crack!fic written for a prompt. What if two people switched bodies? What if Snape thinks he's Lockhart...and Lockhart thinks he's Snape? Enter Minerva, who attempts to solve this problem. Poor Minerva... What advice can Albus give her? No pairing

Bellatrix Lestrange es una exitosa y rica empresaria, incapaz de amar a alguien de su mismo sexo o eso cree, hasta que Hermione Granger una chica, auna adolescente que fue maltratada por sus padre y su "novio" aparece en su vida, la hace cambiar de parecer, enamorándola perdidamente, sin magia ni guerra, pasen y vean que les parece

For almost five years, Hermione Granger has been working tirelessly for reforms to the laws governing werewolves. The moment has come, how will Hermione handle the Wizengamot's decision? Remus/Hermione. A Thank You Prezzie for Simona Polle.

Slight crack!fic/humour attempt written for a prompt. What happened before Lord Voldemort entered the Forbidden Forest to meet Harry? Lord Voldemort took inspiration from a sassy cloud...

Short one-shot: On her way to Ginny's engagement party, Hermione meets an old acquaintance on the train. Who knew Lockheart's books were such an insight into the modern condition?

Fred wakes up in a white room. He finds comfort in an ear, and three Marauders.

Did you ever notice how many similarities there are between Colonel Brandon and Severus Snape? It's more than just a coincidence, and Snape is about to discover that for himself... (I took the serendipity of Alan Rickman's presence in Harry Potter and Sense & Sensibility and made it into a crossover. Not to mention the mutual presence of Trelawney, Umbridge, and others! Enjoy.)

Once upon a time, Sirius Black had a serious secret. And that secret showed up and changed the world. Or, that's how Harry wants me to start this story. This is how I'd do it: Sirius Black had a serious secret. And that secret is me, apparently. All my life, I thought Harry Potter was a fictional character in a fictional world. I was wrong.

[HG/SS]: QLFC Round 11: Severus Snape has never been good at admissions of emotion. Perhaps, it was having two of the world's greatest Legilimens as masters that did it. Time is running out, however, for him to untie his tongue and stop tripping over his social feet, or the one he cares for will walk away, perhaps never to return.

A continuation of a collection from 2010. Individual warnings per chapter; rating just in case; slash/femslash/poly/incest/het/threesomes. Currently: Andromeda/Ted: Andromeda makes a choice.

There was a rumour going around that James Potter's new girlfriend had caused a rut between the marauders, but Lily didn't believe it. "Why don't you just talk it over with him?" "Because that means he wins."

Harry Potter has disappeared from the Wizarding World. Little does everyone know, he is the recently acclaimed rockstar sensation amongst muggles and the wizarding world, Aidan Macallister, lead singer of the band, Living Pulse. How will everyone react when they find out?