The title is self explanatory I think. Don't worry, it's rated K not M so none of that kind of nasty is going on. Read it, love it, laugh at it. This was writen as a dare so please don't take it seriously. And why is the basalisk listed as a character and the giant squid not?

Megan Jones, mediocre Daily Prophet reporter, is chosen to attend Harry and Ginny's wedding and write about it. Inside, on page 3, you will find what she has said.

Tout commença par un suicide. Et puis, des meurtres. Un, deux, trois.. Il fallait que ça cesse. Mais à Poudlard, interna renommé où les scandales éclatent en coulisse, où chacun tait ses secrets, le coupable se joue de tous. UA.

Kumpulan seri drabble Scorpily, gaje, OOC, krik, ngarepnya comedy :3

The summer before her final year at Hogwarts Lily Evans begins to find her way in the world of adult wizards, with the help of a new friend.

After a tiring day in Diagon Alley, Molly and Arthur sit down for a bowl of Banana Split.

A collection of Draco x Harry 100-word drabbles. Theme-based. Some are connected, some aren't.

Nothing seems to go right in his life; every time he tries to pull away it comes back with a harmful force. His rebellion may cost him what he holds most dear Inspired by the song 'sending all my love' by Liner Please R&R

Mundungus Fletcher just needs a little love this Valentine's Day. Warnings : Mentions of drugs and alcohol.

Harry é vítima de um objeto maldito e acaba ficando preso numa realidade de sonhos em que seus pais estão vivos e Voldemort voltou a vida quando ele tinha 14 anos, desde então a família Potter esse esconde. Pós-canon. [Fic para o Coculto 7]

This is a One-Shot I have made for my friend because I was very bored. For you Moon Moon! It includes snow and books and chocolate. And lots of FLUFF! Remus Lupin X OC Remus X OC Pic ain't mine.

No nacemos sabiendo, pero si podemos aprender. Insultar a algún autor solo por cometer algunos errores no te hace mejor. Esto no es una típica "Guía para escribir mejor", sino una para "Saber criticar de forma constructiva". No es una clase de escritura, sino una clase de moral.

The forecast hadn't called for rain.

(This is my first ever HP fanfiction, so please be kind) Next Gen. When Scorpius Malfoy and Albus Potter became friends, they had no idea just how it would affect their families. When they team up with Albus' cousin Rose, they uncover a mystery that brings them all closer.

Hermione hated the idea of being preyed upon. But, just maybe, somewhere deep in her gut she felt a jolt of excitement. Was it simply the thrill of being found attractive enough to pursue, regardless of his intentions?

There are some muggle items that pure-bloods know nothing about. What happens when Sirius and James get their hands on boxes of what they assume to be balloons? One-Shot.

A random blurb about what Charlie might have been thinking when trying to decide the rest of his life. Oh Charlie 333

Emma Headley has a special patient to heal in room 15 this morning. young!Draco.

Drabble. Harry and Ron have trouble finding dates to the Yule Ball.

There was no way she would be able to talk to them, they were practically strangers. A year without correspondence, and the betrayal of a friend had destroyed what was once The Golden Trio. She could simply tell them the truth...And what exactly? She wasn't their perfect, reliable Hermione Granger anymore, she wasn't their protector. Things had changed.

It's not all sunshine and rainbows after Voldie's gone- the first of a series of related poems examining our favorite characters after the end of the war.

Years after the Wizarding War, a little boy finds himself at Hogwarts - a boy with no magical powers. However, not only does he manage to get on the train, but he ends up Sorted with the other kids his age. All Adam wanted to do was talk to his friend - and instead, he finds himself in the middle of next big war Hogwarts is going to be involved in.

Snape loved Lily, always. But did you ever wonder how he truly felt about her sister? A fluffy sort of one fic written for Lamia of the Dark.

The marauders get pranked by a fellow student and get draw into a whole stream of events they had never seen before

Sirius tries to get ready for a night out but instead, distracts himself with his own perfection. Sirius/Sirius