Harry Potter walked into a cafe.

What if Draco Malfoy was, against all logic, a girl? And on top of that, a girl with a "history" involving the eldest Black sister, and a future with Hogwart's most gifted know-it-all? A rather unorthodox take on the reality of J. K Rowling's world of Harry Potter - if you've seen A Very Potter Musical it's not too wild of an idea. Fem!Draco/Bellatrix, Fem!Draco/Hermione. Smut.

Arthur lists his muggle things while singing. A sort of parody song of "My favourite things." from the Sound of Music. Warning of horrible rhyming...Molly/Arthur

UPDATE: Voldemort won the war and made Harry his pet.

These are unrelated drabbles I've written for various challenges over at GrangerSnape100. Some are really, really fluffy; at least one is angsty. The increased M rating is for the topic of 'Two Minutes'. *Thanks to duj for the title suggestion!*

It was nothing more than an herbology tutoring session at first. It's always the quiet ones... Disturbing Neville. Rated for tentacle smuttiness

But the way Lily loved him was rougher. It was dark alleyways on cold nights and whispered promises that never saw the daylight. And he could break her with a flick of his wrist and he tried, but never succeeded so really it was just his hands around her neck and his fingers tangled in her hair. She needed them both.

The twins are a force of nature, guided by their best friend in the world, a powerful witch who has to be careful or risk incurring the wrath and notice of Lord Voldemort. Disclaimer for the whole story: I own nothing you recognize, it all belongs to JKR DISCONTINUED

Remus es capturado por mortífagos y Tonks planea rescatarlo. Bellatrix tiene un maquiavélico plan malvado. ¿Podrán detenerla antes de que sea tarde? [Lutonks - Tonkin ]

Les sorprenderá saber lo siguiente: ¡las comadrejas son territoriales! Sobre todo cuando la menor está en peligro de extinción, ¿qué le harán al osado cazador? Será interesante descubrirlo pero no se te olvide esto: ¡ten cuidado con las comadrejas!

En una noche la relación de alumno-profesor entre Hermione Granger y Severus Snape cambiara drasticamente...

Alors que le monde magique tente de reprendre son cours, deux jeunes sorciers essayent de s'en sortir. Dans un monde ravagé par la guerre à de trop nombreuses reprises, la paix est-elle si simple à installer? Si vous aimez les dramiones, l'aventure, et les lettres, je vous invite à lire!

This continues the tale of Lavender Brown. Rescue is part one of the Professor Finigan series, and Part two begins after this interlude. Thanata is back to reveal the secrets of the universe... and for a little gossip. Then Selene is born and the Fates return.

Sin querer, mientras estaba hundida en sus recuerdos, sus pies la habían guiado al lugar en donde, desde hace mes y medio, yacía su amado descansando eternamente. AU/ sin magia

Severus crea una amistad con su alumna sin querer entre juego y juego se fue formando, pero sin que el se diera cuenta su alumna se ha enamorado de el y ella o el destino terminara enamorandolo.

Draco Malfoy doit réaliser une mission pour le lord durant sa scolarité. Cela fait des semaines qu'il prépare son plan mais au moment de l'appliquer, tout ne se passe pas vraiment comme prévu...

Quand Rogue découvre que Dumbledore lui a menti sur le placement de Harry Potter il y a dix ans ... disons qu'Albus va avoir des problèmes ! Traduction de "His Protector" par MySlytherinLovelies.

This is right after the Battle of Hogwarts. Fremione oneshot! Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. If I did, FRED WOULD STILL BE FREAKING ALIVE!

As he turned the corner to walk down another hallway he spied them – heads together and fingers entwined- and he had to duck into an alcove to compose himself. Seeing a head of dark messy black hair so close to a redhead brought back in full force the feelings of abandonment and betrayal from his seventh year- a reminder of his unrequited true love.

Sirius Black has always had his issues with his family, but when the divide between him and the rest of the Blacks reach their climax, he is forced out of his home and left with nothing. Entering into their final year at Hogwarts with the threat of the war becoming more real, people get hurt, and many relationships dissolve. But shit happens, right? SiriusxOC, James/Lily, etc.

In all the ways that she is, she is beautiful.

Summary: Severus Snape was the bravest man Harry ever knew. What would of happened had Severus been sorted into Gryffindor instead. What if he only loved Lily like a sister and became friends with the Marauders. Marauder Era, Gryffindor!Severus, Slytherin!Peter Pairings: Sirius x Severus x Remus and James x Lily Warnings: Homosexuality, Mentions of Abuse, Peter-Bashing, M rated

Draco Malfoy has had enough. Because everybody needs saving sometimes. (Could almost be classed as M because of mentions of suicide).

Eight year old Harry knew what he was doing was dangerous. He just didn't care. Oneshot.

"Elle était amoureuse de Ron alors que c'était lui qui la consolait, lui qui était là pour elle, c'était lui qui après chaque pots cassés, venait les recoller." OS Fred/Hermione