Voldemort takes the Death Eaters to see a movie; Les Mis. Then he decides that they will learn the songs and preform the musical. Nagini is transfigured into a human to make up for a lack of girls, and there is much debate over casting (because there isn't enough space in the summary to actually make this sound cool). Just click on the title and trust it will be funny.

Harry James Potter tells his godson Teddy about he was a NBA player back in 2002 until Lily hears her father talk about how it was James fault but Harry tells Lily to not write to James.

Draco Malfoy beat Hermione Granger this time! OneShot DHr

Captain Evans is notorious for her temper, red hair, and hating surprises. But she's about to get a huge surprise in the shape of overconfident and rich James Potter. When his friends show up demanding her help, will she or will she throw him overboard? Overboard would be easier, of course Lily was never one to take the easy way out. Pirate AU. Jily. Please R&R.

What if everything happened for a reason. If everything is linked. If you think your doing the right thing only to realise your not. What if you could bring someone back from the veil. Someone brought me back. You see someone i trusted killed me. My name is Violet Troy Vulegardie. My friends call me Troy.

Syllogism:a form of deductive reasoning using two or more premises to arrive at a logically valid conclusion. When a Tom Riddle-lookalike starts appearing around Hogwarts, Harry, Hermione, and Ron (well, mostly Hermione) come up with the brilliant plan to ascertain his identity-by using a truth-telling secrecy sensor. -ONESHOT- *Cleaning out my stories*

They were all strangers at the beginning, all from different worlds. But they must join together to defeat an enemy of all. Meet Audri, Chase, Lex, and CJ as they go through their Hogwarts journey with the Golden Trio and the rest of them. Will they be able to unite the school and fight against the dark forces together? Or will they fall? OC/OC, OC/Hermione, Fred/OC

The story of how Scabbers came to live with the Weasleys.

Harry is receiving love letters from a hawk messenger and now he's falling for some one he does not know.

Harry and Hermione share a night neither one of them remembers.

Primero Ron termina conmigo, Despues recupero a mis padres, pero ahora son socios de Lucius, y para terminar de complicar mi vida, justo cuando me decido a vivir mi vida con Victor Krum, por cosa del destino que le encanta meterse conmigo termino en las Vegas casada con Malfoy, abrá algo que pueda salir peor.

AU. Post-War. EWE. La curiosité d'Hermione n'a pas de limite, même lorsqu'il s'agit de certains détails intimes concernant son amant actuel…. (réponse au défi de MissPika77 )

Una adolescente comienza a tener visiones que resultan ser protagonizadas por tres chicos de su colegio. Si no las evita, algo horrible sucederá. Pero para hacerlo, ya con un plan en marcha, sabe que lo único que la ayudará será un milagro.

Scorose based on Love Story by Taylor Swift

He knew, he knew he was hardly eleven years old and he had no right to call it a "midlife" crisis, seeing as he knew he wouldn't die at the age of 22. No, indeed, he planned to live to the ripe old age of 153 and fall to his death from a broomstick in a league match for the Quidditch World Cup, after winning the award for Oldest Quidditch Player Ever. (Happy Birthday Maddy!)

A series of drabbles, each featuring a different couple, predominantly Jily, although other couples will be featured. Each chapter is a separate oneshot.

Sequel to "Snake with a Heart of Gold" can be read separately. Harry is now ten years old and is now going to be going to Hogwarts. Snape is going to have a tough time keeping his image as a the dungeon bat of Hogwarts that every student is scared of. OoC Snape. Blind!Harry.

Harry Wakes up in a World where his parents are alive and he has two sisters. A perfect Life right?

A phoenix is a very unique bird. It's also quite colorful, like a certain headmaster we know.

Weasley, Ginerva. Bounty: 40,000 Galleons. Last know Location: Muggle Nafplion, Greece. BLOOD TRAITOR WANTED for aiding and abetting Potter, Harry. Person of Interest in Salazar Opera House Arson and Bombing.

The fifth marauder, Fiona Everett, tries to juggle her school and her social life as the target of her affection, Remus Lupin, tries his absolute hardest to resist the girl's advances, along with the beast within him that he keeps secret. OC/Remus L., Lily E./James P., (Different)OC/Sirius B. (OC/ Snape friendship stuff.) Rated T for language.

Harry Potter wasn't the only one with fame to his name, and a scar to boot. Sixth year, Lysandra Tate had joined forces with the infamous Weasley twins in her second year, but with the threat of renewed Death Eater activity, and the Tri-Wizard Tournament, it's clear that her sixth year will be anything but smooth. And that's just the way she likes it. FredxOC eventually.

Teddy and Victoire ask Roxanne to paint a mural in their baby's nursery.

Narcissa Malfoy meets her grandson. Written for Season 2, Round 1 of the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition.

When a ministry official comes to tell Sirius of his brother's death, Sirius is practically delighted. And then the grief and misery comes. "Sure, the death eater, the criminal Regulus Black was dead and gone. But, so was the sweet raven haired gray eyed boy who loved to eat cockroach clusters and listen as I told him the old tales of Beetle the Bard." The glitch is now fixed.