As a joke, I asked many to give me some NON-HP Quotes, and then Potterfied them... they turned out quite hilarious, actually. ENJOY! Especially Snape & His Shackles of Doom... Review please!

Ginny's been feeling out of sorts and generally confused about her feelings for Harry. She needs her two best friends to get her back on track again.

My first 'Snape-survived-the-war' story! A traditional romance - I promise - with no darkness, incest, blood, vomit or any other unsavory things. Oh, wait. There is a tiny bit of vomit... And smut!

What will happen when a Malfoy and Lovegood become friends?

Translation from 'Les bijoux de famille des Malefoy' by Vipere-Catin. Hermione Granger is a Mediwitch at Saint Mungo's. Draco is in need of a bit of help after a Quidditch accident. Will he let the mudblood help him? Hermione/Draco

This is the story of before and after Severus Snape's death, and his reunification with the one he loved most... Implied one-sided Snape/Lily

Severus manages to convince Hermione to throw away her inhibitions and get more than a little intimate with her potions professor. Ho hum! Very smutty. One-shot.

An 'after the final battle' Dramione one shot because it's too long to be called a drabble

The trio attend a Potions class with their least favourite teacher.

Why in the bloody hell does Harry Potter keep staring at you? Doesn't he have something better to do?

"When wizards die, they can come back as ghosts." Dennis tells them. "Tell him we love him," Mum says. "He already knew that."

Sirius has to stay with Remus. Takes place right after Prisoner of Azkaban. Slash implied.

When Severus Snape goes to visit Lily's grave, a chance meeting offers him an ounce of closure. Mentions of James/Lily and one-sided Snape/Lily. Reviews welcomed!

The first year of two half-siblings with complete opposite personalities as they are forced to work together to get their hands on the Philosopher's stone before the spy does. Read and please review.

"Count sheep, they said.", George mulled. A short GeorgeXOC one-shot before the timeline in my FWxOCxGW story started. Made this for the George fans out there and for those reading my story.

Harry is possessed by Lord Voldemort and it seems nothing can stop him. 'I can still hear his screams, when he was finally broken and Voldemort posessed him'. NOTICE, I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS 8/9 YEARS OLD! I'M ONLY 13. PLEASE DON'T HATE. One-shot

Suite de "Pas Toujours si Simple...". Quand les années passent et nous mènent jusqu'à la fin d'une saga ...

Ron is preparing to propose to Hermione. But when Ginny finds out, everyone begins to know. Well, that might be Luna's fault. Or Harrys. Rated t for language.

Named for lack of a better title. A month after the war, Snape's will is discovered, as is a letter for Harry containing some secrets. Will Harry believe what he reads? Standard Snape-is-Harry's-real-father fic. Oneshot, as Canon-compliant as possible, Snily, HarryxGinny hints.

R/Hr Song-fic set to Miranda Lambert's "Over You".

It was in the middle of the Triwizard Tournament, before the Second Task. He plucked up the courage to ask her but it wasn't that easy. "If you get through this alive." Harry/Hermione One-shot

When Astoria Greengrass and Draco Malfoy meet for the first time, tempers flair. Will they be able to put their pasts aside to focus on the future? The actual story is better than the summary. Rated M for future lemons & dark themes.

When Ally was seven she witnessed her mothers murder. When she was eleven she witnessed another muder, by the same man. She managed to turn him over to the Ministry of Magic and have him sent to Azkaban. Now he has escaped and he wants revenge.

Ginny and Hermione become good friends... Pure fluffiness and fem slash. WARNING: CONTAINS CHRISTMAS

A love story in pieces. / Five years after leaving Hogwarts, Hermione connects with her former professor. AU