The funniest Harry Potter Pick Up lines and Yo Mama Jokes! Use them on teachers, friends, other...not-friends. Or crushes! 100% Cheesy- guaranteed! You'll be sure to laugh your socks off! Actually...I cried laughing.

James, Remus, and Sirius are given a laptop and stumble upon fanfiction. This is their reactions! -COMPLETE!-

Nagyon rövid eszmefuttatás még az Ereklyék előtti időkből arról, hogyan és miért kellett Dumbledore-nak meghalnia. Vigyázat, egy kicsit fáj. /2007/

After the war, back for their "8th year" at Hogwarts will Draco and Hermione finally get together? Also Ron/Pansy and Blaise/Harry. Please read!

Set after The battle in DH. hermione thinking Will continue if you like. Review

James and Lily hardly speak to eachother at school, but by a series of different circumstances they end up spending their summer together. Inspired by "The Notebook" and rated T for safety. Enjoy.

Draco has made it his life's ambition to piss Hermione off, but is there a special reason for it? Dramione oneshot for "The Irking, Vexing, Irritating, Annoying Challenge" by Girls Can Play Trumpet Too on the HPFC.

Every year is the same, we get on the train and it starts. James Potter begins announcing his love towards me. I roll my eyes and ignore him, but something changed this year. James has a new girlfriend, and boy did it throw me for a loop.

Hermione helps Neville and Draco with a revolutionary muggle/wizard bakery and asks Ron and Harry to be the bakers since they've been taking baking lessons from Mrs. Weasley. All hell breaks loose. HP/RW NL/DM

Remus is mad at himself for going out with a girl not Tonks; these are his school days .

As Lucius is sent to Azkaban he has Narcissa send a girl back in time to find a truth that would redeem his family. This decision affects young Severus in ways that he could never dream, as he finds himself betrothed to a girl he has never seen before.

Rose não é que nem as outras garotas, feminilidade e delicadeza não são seu forte, mas isso não quer dizer que ela não seja uma. Cansada de ser apenas outro "amigo" de Scorpius, ela quer provar a ele que não é apenas mais um dos garotos.

DM/RW. Seriously, Ron was only in there to use the loo. And then Draco Malfoy stumbled in, and things got...interesting

When the Ministry of Magic decides to make a fresh start and erase all the blood statuses, will a certain Slytherin acknowledge his pull for a certain Gryffindor? Rated T for mentions, and cursing. I might change the rating to M for some lemon later.

Tradução de "Silencio" da AkashaTheKitty. Numa espiral de prazer e culpa,podem alguma vez o Draco e a Hermione ter um final feliz juntos? Ou o seu futuro será sempre uma relação física e acima de tudo secreta?

Vous êtes vous déjà demandé comment se passait le départ en vacances des professeurs à Poudlard ? Suivez Minerva...

Court OS qui aurait pu être un missing moment du tome 6. Ron tente d'attirer l'attention d'Hermione... à sa manière. Quoi de mieux que de demander un petit coup de pouce ?

Set during DH. Hermione is preparing to leave for The Burrow when an unexpected visitor arrives and takes her to Malfoy Manor, where she is kept and tourtured for information. Along the way she becomes involved with Draco in more ways than one. Dramione.

A new Dark Lord has risen and the only one who could stop fled three years ago. But now he returns giving the Order of the Phoenix hope. Only this hero has no intention of fighting for the light.

He had left Hannah, but that didn't mean that he had stopped caring about her. A Neville/Victoire one-shot.

Hermione aura 17 ans demain. Lorsque ce jour arrive, elle se sent irrésistiblement attirée vers... Nul autre que Malefoy. Pourquoi voit-elle cette aura violette autour de lui? Pourquoi? VENEZ LIRE!

A few months after the events of Deathly Hallows, Harry decides to return Draco's wand. My version of the DH epilogue. Fluffy, oneshot, no actual slash but slashy themes are implied. *Rewritten with extra material*

After the battle Drcao is back but not to hurt anyone. Romance between Harry/Ginny Ron/Hermione & Draco/OC . Humour, hurt & comfort also included. Rate & Enjoy! JUST PUBLISHED CHAPTER FIVE

During a long weary night after the Final Battle, he finds a beautiful girl dancing in the starlight.

Teddy was eight when he realized that Victoire was pretty, but he was twenty-two when he learned that girl was gone and had been replaced with a toxic beauty. Written for the Hogwarts Online Prompt of the Day