A series parodying the many downfalls that the Harry Potter series contains.

Ginny Weasley, star chaser for the Harpies, is bested by an obnoxious ref who's obviously out to get her. T for light language.

In which Charlie is oblivious and introverted, Ginny is sarcastic and withholds information, and Theo repeatedly calls someone a tease. In which Peeves is an artist, Draco maybe teaches, and Hermione runs. In which there are many, many boots.

"Lily felt the ghost of James hand slip away and replace in her mind with Severus, comparing the two almost idly." In Lily's life she had two great loves. One of them was impossible and painful, the other...?

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Harry Potter is dissatisfied with what he finds after being sorted into Slytherin, and writes a request to the Headmaster requesting to change houses. AU, OOC, OneShot.

With Voldemort dead and rotting Harry sets out to settle some long overdue debts.

She broke everything that she touched. It wasn't her fault -they were all just way too fragile. Victoire reflects on her past relationships and finally realizes who she truly belongs with. R&R

Tom and Myrtle share a moment alone.

As the title says, it's Harry/Lucius with a plot sort of Review! harry is willing to do anything to save his friends- but is that really what Lucius wants?

This is written for mew-tsubaki's quote challenge! Enjoy! Hermione finds out why Snape has so many roses. One-Shot. Gets sad in the epilouge! I warned you.

Draco faces the end of 'us'.

Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermione have finished the second battle. They are at Grimmauld Place helping Harry clean out the Black house. In the middle of the cleaning, Ginny and Harry find a letter from Sirius to Harry. What complete truth does Sirius need Ha

Hermione has to live with the decision she made, and she can't keep herself isolated any longer. Orginally a oneshot, Fred/Hermione

Welcome to hell.

continuation of number 1

What did Albus Dumbledore truly see when he looked into the Mirror of Erised?

This is a remus lupin story by many p.o.v. s and has swears adn sex in the later chapters and would be rated mature

"Do you want me to say that when you close your eyes and open them again you'll find it this was all a dream?" He feared what she would say next. "Well I can't, and it's not."

It's August 1991 and the Weasley children are playing :

Sirius reflects on how he can not fall asleep in Azkaban. SB One Shot Complete.

It takes place in the midst of the war, what happens when the one Hermione Loves the Most Can't remember anything about their life togehter?

Draco finds himself falling for Hermione Granger, and it all started at the ball at Hogwarts. Hermione doesn't know what to do with herself after running into Draco after a year or two after Hogwarts. what will happen with the two?

A boggart's been discovered in an abandoned classroom and the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher wants his class to deal with it. What everyone doesn't know, however, is Scorpius's biggest fear. Written for the "Phobia" challenge.

AU/OOC evan Potter is bwl. and Harry? He is the abused bastard of James with a male lover.Ignored and abused before school, Harry is all but forgotten until James and Lily are near broke,and see he can fetch them a lot of cash warn slash/mprg, abuse