A random, insane parody of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, the movie, involving Gryffindor bashing, Snape being creepy, and lots and lots of 80's cult movie references! Rated for language and perviness

He knew it was wrong. She knew it was wrong. But that didn't stop them from doing it. But could she accept that it couldn't, and shouldn't, happen again? DM/HG.

Bored...Sirius...Sugar... They just dont mix without disaster...and everyday it happens..sadly his friends cant reighn him in...all they can do is hide all the sugar and clean the aftermath!

Draco can accept a lot of surprises as his son begins his first year at Hogwarts, but he cannot accept that he thinks Neville Longbottom is brilliant. Mostly Draco and Neville, with a little McGonagall thrown in.

OS - Lorsqu'Harry parle avec une mystérieuse confidente dans une salle de classe vide, les sentiments se découvrent...

Un beso para morir y otro para seguir viviendo. A pesar de todo.

Ron had always known that he needed her. He needed her more than oxygen, more than food or water. But where as he knew how to eat, how to drink, how to breathe, he didn’t know how to keep her. RonHermione. Rewrite.

Pour Sirius, c'était un combat de la fierté & de l'orgueil, un moyen de combler le manque. Pour Alina, c'était une soumission par amour, un oubli de fierté, un moyen de combler un vide en en créant un autre. C'était du sexe à l'état pur pour eux deux.

Bellatrix doesn't know how Andromeda does it. How could anyone stand the rain?

La divine Sybille Trewlaney se dévoile devant vous en quelques OS...venez lire, tel est votre destin!" OS n 1 : Un chat dans la gorge

This is Harry's reaction! To what, you'll have to read to figure out. This was the first fanfic I posted, and I would enjoy you reading it! R&R! NOTE: ON PERMANENT HIATUS.

As he watches the Dursleys' garden in turn with the other Order members, Severus makes a grave mistake while transforming back from his Animagus form. AU after fifth year, partly OOC, mentioning abuse!Dursleys, de-aging fic, child fic, sick!Severus/Harry

A selection of ... moments... of Katie/George... When they meet, when they part... and the beauty of life inbetween... Play a song, Write a Story.

agradezco a Levita Hatake el hecho de permitirme continuar su fanfic, para ver los primeros 22 caps lean snape o alan rickman... de levita hatake; gracias y dejen reviews

Lily, James, and their friends through their seventh and final year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. James/Lily, Sirius/OC, Remus/OC, Frank/Alice.

PWP, Harry voit Snape pleurer, dans un sens, ça l'excite!

One-shot. Ginny can't hate Fleur forever. Post DH.

After a two-month prank war with Katie Bell, Fred Weasley suddenly calls a truce in time for the Yule Ball. Katie, however, still thinks Fred is up to something. Fratie.

Lupin keeps a secret diary in the style of Bridget Jones. Snape/Lupin. Crack.

After a failed spell is used on Harry, he is accidentally deaged. Voldemort, angry with this failure, orders Snape to get close to the boy and then bring him to Voldemort. Full summary inside. Nonslash HPSS

What happens when a secret that has been kept so well, gets out? How will Harry cope with finding out that a manipulative headmaster has it in for him? and how will he keep his bestfriends and the love of his life out of harms way? HPOC

The war is over, Ginny and Draco are happy together, the world is at peace...or so it seems. There are all types of magic in the world and sometimes people are tested. Can they survive? GD and OCs.

A young girl of the age of eleven goes to Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry.whithout knowing her mother is a professor there.Another thing is that her mother is dating the poitions master,Severus Snape.Lilly has poitions and she falls for Severus

Baby Harry touches Remus in the simplest way. Who knew years later, Remus would repay the favor. Remus/Harry bonding Two shot

Years after the war, Hermione makes an interesting connection between Lord Voldemort and one of history's greatest tyrants. She incorporates it into her Muggle Studies classes later in life. Oneshot.