A collection of humourous short stories all of which involve the wands of famous wizards. Also includes a snake and several ambiguous aged wizards. Former penname - Lord Sam

The magnificent twins go to Hogwarts. Of course they can't help fighting with each other over Harry...

Voldermort could have done anything to Harry when he had him tied to the tomb stone in the cemetery of his parents. What if he decided to do something to him, something no one would ever think Voldermort was cruel enough to do? -Dark Harry-

Watch as each of the Potter kids get sorted -- I know its been done a million of times, but I thought it'd be fun, regardless.

If I could look into your eyes and see my reflection, it would make loving myself so much easier.' Ginny's last year at Hogwarts. Hermione's new beginning. Can they overcome spurned lovers and their own inner demons and make it together?

Harry is abandoned and thrown in Azkaban. -Features a dark and slightly insane Harry. Rating will go up if I continue this story.

What happens if Sirius never went through the Veil? He would be arrested and charged with the newest punishment for wizards, muggleism. A experimental punishment where a wizard is made into a muggle. An AU crack fic:TonksxRemus,possible SiriusxRemus.

If things had not changed, then he would not be here, waiting in a queue of other private citizens for his turn.

R/S The best punishments teach us something. After Rose's failed attempt to skive class, she and Scorpius learn some rather valuable lessons during a shared midnight detention. Four-shot, already written.

The first time James kissed Lily, they were in their fifth year and she was a little bit on the drunk side of tipsy.

Harry and Ginny are flatmates and both involved with other people. Until...

A string of M-rated oneshots. You pick the pairings! See inside for more details. Complete. Last Chapter: Ron and Hermione

Harry est un garçon normal qui fait ses études à Poudlard, à Poufsouffle sans grand éclat. Mais un jour, il est remarqué par le garçon le plus populaire de Poudlard pour un don assez étonnant. De cette histoire naîtra une grande romance. One-shot UA Yaoi

Harry Potter entre en cinquième année à Poudlard. Il rencontre Luna Lovegood et son ami Yannig Teñval, un breton à la réputation violente...

Drabbles, four per update, from a scattering of viewpoints, all about or involving Tom Riddle. The ones on the first page are less than 100 words later the wordcount goes up but never above 400!

After Harry blotches a De-Ageing potion he is turned into an infant and a certain blonde Slytherin must play the role of his baby-sitter. How will Draco handle a mini Harry Potter? And will Severus help out with the adorable Harry? Cuteness ensures.

Harry Potter gets a fresh chance at a another life in an alternate dimension, as a Hogwarts student. He is not the BWL. Time travel, cross dimensional. Alternate universe, Time Travel.

Harry Potter has grown up with no real family, not knowing who was near him as a child, or who he could trust. He returns to Number 4 to find that he is not alone anymore, and this mysterious person might just be from his past...

The truth is never as simple as it looks. Do you think you know the real Draco Malfoy? Look again..

Here we are. I brought you back home, you're safe now" she muttered while she was tenderly stroking his white cheeks. He didn't frown and his grey pupils remained still.

OS.UA.HPDM. "Et comme chaque nuit, je repense à ta promesse"

pour une fois que notre cher Harry à réussi sa potion il fallait que ce soit à ce cours précisemment et que le directeur vienne y mettre son nez ... si vous voulez savoir ce qu'il va se passer venez lire! Je sais je suis nulle en résumé !

Two canon characters: you can choose their identities for yourself. “He” is a future Death Eater OR Order member, and the narrator is his young and determined, if naïve, lover. They exchange ‘I love you’s’, excuses, and desperate pleas. Review.

“Stay with me. Just be with me while we’re here, away from the rest of the world. Here where no one knows us or cares. We’re two strangers here. No one can hurt us and no one will. Let’s just be us and be together.”

Pourquoi Minerva démissionne-t-elle sans en donner la raison?