Be yourself, everyone else is taken.-Oscar Wilde. Well, Emmeline is Alice, Alice is Emmeline, Mary is Sauerkraut, Sirius's bollocks are in trouble, Remus is uber lazy, Peter's a pseudo-pornographer... who exactly IS left? AliceFrank LilyJames BenjyEmmelin

Défi de Mily Black II : Voldy aurait pu choisir Neville mais il a préféré Harry. Pourquoi ? C'est un OS sur Lord Voldemort.

Summery: What happens when you mix despair, grief, jealousy, murder, avengement, and ex-boyfriends? The most hilarious, dark-humor fanfic ever. See from all your favorite characters points of views, as their loved ones are killed. One. After. Another.

You were bullied, it was horrid. There were even times when you wanted to be a common Muggle child again, alone with your thoughts. At Hogwarts, there not many places you could find to be truly alone. So you took to the girl's bathroom...

A little sample RP that I wrote for a site. It was written VERY quickly, so don't complain. If you like it, then I may start writing more of it. SO COMMENT!

Aberforth Dumbledore, to his story do hark! Loved his brother, sister and mother in the usual fashion! Loved his dad and bartending in the dark! Yet there was nothing for which he harbored greater passion as a pretty little goat with a silky white beard!

I detest writing summaries. Basically though, this will be about Harry. He has had a hard life, and despite everything that comes his way, he hopes there is something better for him. Hogwarts holds many surprises for our hero. AU, different kind of dark.

Charlie Weasley's heart is filled with dragons. A series of drabbles.

Beatles/Hufflepuff. XD

Colin Murray, host of the BBC's In The Company Of... attempts to somehow interview Gilderoy Lockhart.

Oneshot. Harry gets rescued from the Dursley's by his favorite superhero!

A treatise advocating the establishment on a course in the Amorous Arts --known to muggle types as Sex Ed., at Hogwarts during the reign of Umbridge.

Written for Severus Snape's birthday.

Alternate ending to my fanfic "Disappointment." though can stand alone. The Dark Lord murders making Bellatrix Lestrange full of regret. Please R&R. A lot better than it sounds.

Her husband in Azkaban and her son endangered, Narcissa feels alone. Her sister is not particularly comforting. Set shortly before the Unbreakable Vow with Snape.

Sometimes safety takes on a strange meaning, but Harry always knew cupboards were safe. He just never knew that he would one day associate Snape along with cupboards and the safety and sense of security they always brought him.

Draco jamás tuvo esperanzas de conquistar al heterosexualísimo y lejano Harry Potter. Al menos, no hasta que a Kinsey se le ocurrió hablar desde su retrato. Escrito como regalo para Serendipity en el AI de La Torre. SLASH Harry/Draco.

Fred Weasley II goes to get a new Quidditch broom and meets his namesake uncle along the way.

Post DH, excluding the epilogue, of course. Harry is with Ginny and Hermione is with Ron - most of the time. What happens when the affair gets out of hand? Fluff and smut, galore. Reviews and constructive criticism greatly appreciated!

Molly Weasley reflects on two beds, one forever empty.

SIXTH and SEVENTH YEAR HAS NOT HAPPENED! How many prophecies can be made about a seventeen year old boy before he acts to take control of his life, but what if his actions bring back the dead? AND the past. Results are in!

The BWAHA Institute for Villainy, the most trusted name in the Wizarding World for Dark Lord training and henchmen staffing services, Presents the 1,958th Annual Training Workbook For Dark Lords And Associated Henchmen

The trivial "Truth or Dare" story we've all got to write. Hopefully mine has a twist to it, I skipped all the party part and went straight to the Dare! It's really a ironic love story hiding in wait. Part 1 of a trilogy

James et Lily se cachent de Rusard dans un placard à balai, au troisième étage et Lily prend conscience de ses sentiments pour lui au cours de leur discussion. Two-shot.

Harry, tourmenté par le souvenir de Rogue, décide de tirer les choses aux clair. Malheureusement, il n'est pas le seul à aimer se balader la nuit dans le bureau du professeur. Une ballade qui va le plonger, plus qu'il ne le pensait, dans un passé révolu.