He is a drowning man, and this is his life preserver. GWHG. Spoilers for Deathly Hallows.

The Dildo of Damnation, known throughout the ages as Deathstick, Hairy Twatter's Magic Wand, and Coochinator, has surfaced. Its owner will attain ultimate sexual power. Harry seeks it so he can get erect with Ginny ... not realizing his lust for Ron.

What happens when your enemy.pranker.stalker.annoying prat graduated last year from Hogwarts, but comes back next year as your Defense teacher? Well, you'd definitely say, Oh dear lord. LJ, somewhat AU, Rated for language.

Harry Potter discovers being a boyfriend isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Spoiler DH! Es un pequeño poema SSxLP

It's the day of the ball, the culmination of all the dance practices and shopping trips. Whatever will happen next? chapter 23.

En un foro me tocó crear una historia para un hechizo de la clase de Transformaciones. Entonces me inventé un libro: Introducción de las Transformaciones y escribí el siguiente capítulo...

What Ginny REALLY wanted to give Harry for his seventeenth... Vey much rated M for a reason.

Slughorn is – gasp! – forcing the Slytherins to be sociable! To people outside of their own house! And Millicent Bulstrode has to find a date to the Christmas Ball. Oneshot with very unexpected consequences. Written prior to Deathly Hallows.

It's Hermione's big day, and she's suffering from nerves. Which aren't exactly being settled by Seamus and his insane monkey familiar. And just who is the lucky bloke? Gryffindorcentric, with various cameos. Written prior to Deathly Hallows.

What happens when Charlie Weasley takes an unexpected trip? Story based on the Harry Potter series as well as the everpopular Charlie the Unicorn. I do not claim any ownership. Please don't sue me. Really.

To the unanimous annoyance and repulsion of his roommates, James Potter starts dreaming about the damsel in distress, Lily Evans.

Five anonymous couples, in chronological order from the Trio's fifth year through to postHogwarts, and whose perceptions of each other change over time. Guess who's who. Written prior to Deathly Hallows

James Potter was having a staring contest with a letter.

ONESHOT Songfic SLASH: SiriusxRemus Pitadinha de ANGST Tonks mostra a Remus uma música que sua amiga havia mostrado a ela. Ela diz que se lembrou dos dois... Mas Remus teve outra pessoa vindo à sua mente...

Read all about Dumbledore's quest for true love. Rated T just in case. Very Cute. OneShot.

Charlie lets Tonks go ...only to regret it summary sucksBe nice it's my first!

Short one shot. Snape and Dumbledore's conversation after the return of The Dark Lord in GOF. Itty bitty DH spoiler.

AU For Sirius Black, it was the con of a life time: all he had to do was return a missing girl home, and he'd be rich. But he never counted on falling in love.

Spoiler warning. This Story contains themes from The Deathly Hallows. This is also a companion piece to Mysterious Metamorphosis, it can stand along but makes more sense if read with that. Plz Read and Review. Thank you.

...They were gone, all gone. He was the only founder left. Harry let out a strangled insane laugh, wanting nothing more than to wake up from this nightmare, this horrible nightmare... :::Intercept from Prologue::: Warning: AU! Time Travel! Dragons! Abuse!

RHr ficlet, oneshot. DH spoilers.

“You’re actually studying this year, Pansy?” “Well, I figured once of us had to, right?” Pansy & Draco talk. Spoilerish, since it takes place in seventh year. :]

What would you do if you had to marry someone you had never met? Someone you didn't even like? Someone you were supposed to hate? Well, unfortunately, James and Sirius don't have the choice...Eventual JPSB slash, AU

Well it had to come out sooner or later. DracoHarry marriedDracoGinny cheating