A short list on what Harry Potter, The Boy Who Just Won't Sodding Die, is not allowed to do. Some are suggestive, a few are parody, others are just plain stupid, and all of them are humorous.

Hermione acude cada tarde a la biblioteca para charlar con su profesor favorito... pero esta noche, todo podrá cambiar... HHr cap. único.

Draco and Hermione have an interesting conversation. Discussions of snorting, senile house elves and ferrets ensue!

Its been 5 years since the final battle and Hermione is trying to return to a normal life but the servants of the dark lord still roam free but little does she know the a guardian is watching over her ready to defend her with his life. HermioneOC

this is a HGDM love story....my first fanfic so this is kinda lame....

La fin d’une guerre est peutêtre synonyme de renaissance pour certains… Mais pour Harry Potter, c’est la fin d’une vie.OS HPDM.

He brings death with swift words and green light. He is unstoppable. Until a child of raven hair is born to those who have thrice defied him. The child is their Bringer of Light, their saviour...

Harry wird von Verschiedenen Gefühlen überrollt, doch Malfoy ergeht es auch nicht besser. In ihrer Verzweiflung und Einsamkeit sind sie sich gegenseitig ein Trost. Oneshot, Slash, HPDM, Harrys POV

Quote:I have absolutely no idea why I did it. I guess it was just my first impulse.XXXXXXXXX I feel so stupid for posting this, but oh well. Please read and review!

i'm not really good at summaries. Besides, you should read it to know..and oh..i had an error in posting this story so the 1st chapter contains chapters 1 to 3 and a bit of chapter 4.. please read and review.!thanks.!

cold, silver eyes...heart of ice...incomprehensible hurt. A look into Draco Malfoy's mind in the sixth book, how does he cope? Please R&R

I have decided to write a parody about Hermione and Draco's obvious love for one another.

Short songfic on Cho reevaluating her feelings towards Cedric. Takes place in the summer after her fifth year based on Here With Me by Michelle Branch.

Draco decides to seduce those he has been dreaming of. Slash. Malfoycest. DMLM, DMSS and LMSS. No flames, please. Don't like, don't read. Simple as that. :

Ici, je regrouperais la plupart des mes OSs. Ils sont tous différents, certains tristes, d'autres rigolos.

ONESHOT What is behind the veil? Is Sirius truly dead? Well he certainly isn’t living, but what is death? What is living when surrounded by darkness, silence, nothing…can he break free?’

A friend gave me an idea from a magazine. Read to learn more. Oneshot.

Harry suffers at the dursleys before he even started Hogwarts, instead of being the golden boy everybody wants him to be. He will take control of his destiny!PowerfuldarkHarry,and journey into the story untold TEMPORARILY ON HOLD

James looks like a sweet baby when he sleeps, his hair all messy like that. I should find a blanket to put over him, but he sleeps so lightly, and I can’t bear to wake him. We might all die tomorrow.

Ron and Harry overhear something they wish they never had. A quick oneshot, I thought up after a horrific experience.

Hermione has a secret obsession....::gasp:: DHr

Paired together for a Care of Magical Creatures project, Pansy and Harry find themselves repeatedly visiting the forest. Will all these late night visits make Pansy see Harry in a different light?

I'm not good at summarys. Read and review... First fic on FF!

Replacing the Fountain in the Ministry of Magic should have been a simple affair, but this is the magical world, and nothing is ever simple. Oneshot of an original character, with a cameo or two from some of your favourites. Pre DH.

“Yo dude, for real, keep it down. Percy is in the room next to us and he’s trying to watch “Backyard Blitz”. If he gets disturbed, he’s gonna beat me in the neck.” Mumbled Ron from across the room. Harry's latest and most exciting adventure yet!