I came up a new way for someone to say that they are NOT going to write a Sorting Hat song. It's... Interesting.

Slash. PG-13 for swearing.. you no like, you no read. I really can't say anything here without ruining the story..

Another year at Hogwarts with an exciting twist. After the catastrophic events of September 11 a group of American boys and girls attend Hogwarts School of Witccraft and Wizardry. Please R&R

Will get more than G later, just so you know....not further than PG-13...might be boring now but will get better...please R&R!!!

This is rather stupid and plotless, but oh well, i'm new here and its my first fic. be a dear and read it anyway wont you? i promise to have some nice fics soon!

After an unusual summer, Harry meets somebody new. This is my first Harry Potter fic...

My worst piece of fanfiction yet (I'd like to think), involves an Arranged Marriage in the MWPP era. Penname changed to avoid Mafia.

This iss my first ff please R&R and tell me what you think.

Trio's sixth year. A lot of Romance. They will be acting like normal 16 year olds hence the rating.

Ron has a little mission on the night before Valentine's.

I was hyper when I wrote it, so don't ask. Harry, Ron, Suzie, and Snozzie go on a grand old adventure, involving poodles, the Boogie Man, evil English teachers, and macaroni and cheese (the food and the color) toe socks.

Mrs Potts=Madam Pomfrey, Lumiere=Filch, Beauty=Mcgonagall and Beast=Hagrid.

A short story about one of my RPG characters, Taya Momenta.

This is Harry's POV. He can't decide between the love of Ron or the lust of Draco. Or both maybe? This is SLASH. This is my first fic so be nice please....

This is a really weird little fic, a challenge fic given to me by AriaStar. It's really funny and insane, and I had a fun time writingit.Voldemort makes a fool of himself and Sirius gets a sandwich, among other stuff. Please R/R. PG for weirdness and PMS.

First loves, fights, and good friendships erupt when an American starts hogwarts.Mainly about Fred and Lily(American NOT Harry's mom).I want you to read this.I want to know if I'm a good writer!!Please,read and review. I will not upload until 10 reviews!!

This introduces a new character into the storyline. She ends up being very important for Wood.

This is my first fan fic, I'll think of a name later, as I can't think. Please R/R! -Rae

It just hit me while I was watching weather forecast. Weather's refered to the emotion of the characters towards Harry... Please r/r!

Lol this is really insane and funny, also pointless, please read and review, it'll give you a good laugh! Title is stupid but i cant think of a better one, and if you can, tell me and you get free butterbeer!

read the title, it's summary enough... especially for a fic this short.

used to be called ' and you though owls never dated,' Now contains stories of Hedwig, Pig, and Fluffy! More commin soon!R+R!!!

Lily... Works up through the days of the Marauders... Total Mwppp thang... Works up enevtually in next chapters up to where peoples get married... James Potter rocks!!!! SIRIUS BLACK ROX MORE THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is chapter two so I suppose you should read chapter one... I had to get a new account because I can't get into my old one... Hope you enjoy... It's an l/j one... Lily gets hurt... James rescues her... he realises his love... but will she love him bac

*****chapter 5 up****** Voldemot is back, Harry needs help if he his to excape this time, but he is torn betwwen to girls cho and ginny what is he going to do and who is the helper? you must read to find out, H/G with R/H on the side.