Okay there's a really long author's note at the end, please read it, it's REALLY important! I'm crying, read the A\N and see why, I don't want to short out my keyboard. Please R\R! :: Runs away crying madly::

The most toilet humor in a Harry Potter fic ever!

the beginning in a saga of the world of magical music...

it was going to be a funny one, but here you are...to the tune of Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls. Enjoy!!!

This is from the point of view of Sirius's washcloth... It doesn't enjoy it's *ahem* job. This is also a response to AIT's challenge! Please R/R and JOIN METMA!

The second five parts of BL, in one enormous file for your convenience. With rather important AN.

Second chapter to Sealed Fates.

*A bit cliche* The moment Lily sacrifices herself for Harry when she encounters Voldemort. Tell me what you think.

This is a strange R/H fic, from Ron's POV, about his fifth year Christmas. R/H have a TON of mushiness in this story, plus you get a few Ron/Harry brother-to-brother moments as an added bonus. Maybe it's a crazy story, but since it IS Christmas, could y

PG for violence. This is my first story, so hope you like it. Its about Draco (duh) and a review to my poem DRACO gave me the idea. Enjoy and R/R! Also thanks to those who have reviewed before!

This one's kinda funny, has nothing to do with any of my other stories. WOW, two in one day!!!

Ron finds out who he truly is; sounds sappy, but it's not. At least, not really. Deaths, causualties, certain people haunting-and*gasp* Wormtail!

R/R. I am really bad at summaries. Just click on this.

This is one of the fics in answer to An Invisible Tomorrow's thing... poor Mr. Penguin has a very interesting day...

This is an H/N fic. It is about Hermione's time at Hogwarts, and she is telling it in her diary.

argh..it's an answer to a challenge from Mandy. It's pretty funny..not da best ever. It may give a few laughs. All flames shall be used to bring back my summer tan

A filk to “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer.” Very bad.

Songfic. This is about Ginny, from Neville's POV. Kind of sad.....I was rather proud of it, though.

A sad little piece I wrote after finishing Book Four, about how Cho Chang might've felt after Cedric's death.

this is SLASH. as in m/m. don't read it if that offends you. anyway, this is the sequel to "only in my dreams" though you can read this one first, if you'd like. lots of fun.

Was part of original 'Ana' series. The intro to a story I'm writing. It may not have to do with HP right now, but it will, trust me! Please R/R.

Hm. Peter's a jerk, right? An uncouth idiot? So he is...

Harry opens a new mysterious chamber and fights the villian, with some help from his friends. No flames please!!!!

Okay, people, I know it's been done.....TEN BAJILLION times.....but still, it's a free country. I think. Is it? Anyways, read and review....

This is horribly weird. I'd sort of call this a m/m slash.R/R