In the first and last moments of the Human Instrumentality Project, Ikari Shinji is asked who he wants to be, and if he can be someone else, whether he can at last be loved?

The SOS (Slaves of Suzumiya) Brigade's going to marathon an anime series this weekend. Haruhis' selection is cause for some (LOTS OF!) concern.

Shinji ha desaparecido en el mar de Dirac y ha aparecido en el mundo de Haruhi, tal vez en este mundo pueda encontrar la respuesta sobre los ángeles que atacan la tierra ¡Maratón Le Cuack!

Two universes meet, histories merge, and one snarky narrator must take the place of Shinji Ikari to set things right, back to the natural order. This is the story of an average teenage boy bearing the weight of the world on his shoulders... again.

An ill-advised bit of timeline alteration goes horribly wrong. One flash of light later, there are now only 3 billion people on Earth, cosmic abominations are rampaging through Japan, and Shinji Ikari's life really, REALLY sucks. Nice one, Mikuru.

As if the cast of Evangelion wasn't screwed up enough, enter Haruhi Suzumiya: Fifth Child, possible deity, and further proof that Second Impact killed all the psychologists. Dead; see story with same title marked "New Version".