For as long as she could remember, Rapunzel had always wondered what the outside world was like, what it would feel like to step outside her suffocating tower, and what people out there were like. But what if she had met someone from the outside a little earlier? Just who is this blonde, whiskered boy bleeding at her feet?

A lost princess. A hero not of this world. A talking toad, a ninja horse, and a creepy chameleon? What could possibly go wrong when it comes to our favorite blonde shinobi? The answer: So many things. Pairing NarutoXRapunzel. Naruto may be a bit ooc, so preemptive apologies. M for violence, language, and the oh-so-amazing lemon or two. Flamers will be devoured by Xenomorphs.

Way of the Frying Pan: Mother Gothel's attempt to separate Eugene and Rapunzel didn't go quite the way she planned. But she'll get her Flower back. How hard could it be? It's not like anyone else is obsessed with eternal youth. And after all, men with pointy teeth are just made up, right? Rapunzel/Eugene, OroGoth… well... sort of…