In the same doctor where Cody visited before when he turned into a hellhound pup from Hellhound fever, the doctor looked a little uninterested and had golfing clothes on him. "What the fuck is this all about?" asked Dr. Goldstein, sounding rather impatient.

"Hey you're the doctor, dipshit." said Loona. "Cody got himself a case of the... atomic runs."

"Yeah, it was really painful." Cody pointed. "It was like lava or acid was coming out of... you know, but I just ate one mint cookies and that's it." he clenched his stomach from how uncomfortable he felt from the bad case of diarrhea.

Goldstein couldn't help but chuckle and said: "Ha, poor kid. That must have been a wild ride. He felt Loona grab his throat, squeezing the air out of him.

"Laugh at his pain again," Loona snarled while gritting her teeth, "And you will die in the most awful way possible."

"I'd listen to her, Doc." said Blitzo. "She knows how to... get under people's skin with her claws."

Dr. Goldstein looked terrified at the female Hellhound's threat and gulped. "Ok! ok! i'm sorry!" he gagged. Just like that, he felt thr weight on his throat being released.

"Are you sure he's the guy thay can tell me what's wrong?" asked Cody. "Why can't we see a human doctor?"

"Because if we do," Loona said, "then it would eventually lead to every living human gettibg suspicious about Helloxide abd then the scientists would look at it, and it could potentially expose the secret of our world to them."

"Oh. That's right. I forgot you gave to keep it a secret from everyone on earth."

"Exactly." Blitzo pointed. "Or we'll get in big legal trouble with Satan. Do you know what happened to the last poor sap who got in legal trouble?"

"No."

"Good. We'll keep it that way." said Loona.

"Anyone under lord Satan's mercy would be the unluckiest person dead or alive." said Doctor Goldstein. "So let me take a look at you." so he did the usual things doctors would do in patients, except check in... unfamiliar parts of the human body, and he looked at the diagnosis.

"Have you found anything?" asked Loona with her arms crossed

"Oh yes." said Dr. Goldstein. "It appears that your little cookies contained Helloxide, which in turn, has negative impact on Cody, for his body wasn't able to handle the chemicals of Helloxide.

"So you're saying he was poisoned?" asked Blitzo.

"yes, thank you for saying it in a more retarded way." Goldstein said. Blitzo just rolled his eyes at that petty insult.

"I'm not gonna die am I?" asked Cody.

"No, no, no. No need to panic or worry." the doctor told him. "You ate one cookie and just get yourself some proper medication, drink lots of water, and eat a ton of fiber to help with that stomach over time. But i would advise you stay away from anything that has Helloxide in it."

"So i'll be ok?"

"Oh yeah. You will be just fine as long as you follow the instructions I mentioned to you. It's a good thing you ate just one of those cookies."

"What if I ate more than one?"

"Than... let's just say you would be... pushing up sunflowers right now."

Cody looked confused and had his right eyebrow raised, obviously not knowing what the doctor meant.

"Dead." Goldstein clarified.

"Oh." a cold chill went down through Cody's spine hearing that.

"But I can say this, you'll be in for the painful runs from your bowels for a little while."

"How long will it be painful for him to take a dump?" asked Blitzo

"At least a day or two." said the doctor. "Just try and eat some fiber, kid, and stay away from anything containing Helloxide, ok?"

"Can I have a list?"

"Absolutely." So the doctor did just that, and wrote down a list of things for Cody to stay away that contains the substance that poisoned him. It was quite a rather long list for him, but it wasn't too much of a shocker. "There are food down here that is Helloxide-free though." Goldstein added. "Try and be careful and whatever."

"OK doc." said Loona before giving him a tip. "Here, it's thr least I can do."

"Ho ho, don't worry. I understand why you pulled mr away from my golf match." the sleazy doctor looked at the wad of cash before kissing it.

"What about the Center For Disease Control?" asked Cody. "Should they know what other things I shouldn't eat down here?"

Goldstein made a small chuckle. "I hate to break it to you." he smirked. "But there's no CDC down here. This is Hell, what do you expect?"

"Oh. Right." Cody realized. Of course there would be no Center for Disease Control in Hell. Why would there be? No, there was no need for an agency like that in hell. It would be completely useless for something like that down here. "Most peoole down here are dead anyway."

"Half and half actually." said Goldstein. "Although there is a possibility that sinner demons will become the more dominant kind in the future."

"Ooh." The kid looked at the list again to refresh his memory on the hellish foods not to eat that contain helloxide. "Are there other kind of ingredients that i can't eat? Beside Helloxide?"

"Well here's the thing," the doctor put an arm around his shoulder. "Along with how Hellhound Fever can turn humans into hellhounds, this is a new discovery for me. So, in short: i have no idea what else. Frankly, you are the only pure human down here right now."

Cody realized that the doctor was right. "That's a good point." he looked a little worrired and wondered if he can eat anything in hell anymore. Granted, he had Blood Burger, even if it wasn't actually blood at all, but still: it made him extremely unsure now. "Well thank you, Doctor."

"Don't mention it. Just be careful, take lots of fiber, fruits, and vegetables, and you will be fine."

The kid looked so relieved to hear that. "I guess i should mostly focus on Earth food."

"Probably a good idea." the doctor said. "Well, catch you all later, i need to wipe off the floor with my golfing." he grabbed his putter, and went out of his office.

"You feel ok, Cody?"

"I'm fine, Loona. I'm more worried if Verosika's fans will try to kill me for... accidentally putting her in rehab.

"Hey it wasn't your fault, kid." said Blitzo, "Mayday always had a drinking problem and she had it coming."

"Blitzo is right, if Mayday is in rehab again, it's her fault." said Loona. "she brought it on herself." then she looked at the penthouse the demon popstar lives at, and smiled at the commeaupance that succubitch got to her. "Yep, good ole karma. I would call it a good thing."

"True, she did kidnap me and she deserves to be back in rehab." Cody smiled. "I hope she stays there forever and ever."

"You and me both, kid." said Blitzo. "Beyond eternity if you ask me."

"So wanna get some Chinese?" asked Loona. "Never thought I'd say this, but Moxxie and Millie can come along. I'd promise Crystal and Serena and Tex i would have some Chinese with them."

"Ooh, that sounds nice." said Blitzo. "My treat."

"It doesn't have Helloxide in any of the food, does it?" asked Cody. "I don't want to hurt my body any more than it is now."

"Don't worry, I'll make sure you won't be able to eat it again." said Loona. "And, I think I might know a good appointment i can try to adopt you."

A sudden burst of hope risen in the boy. "Really?"

"Uh-huh. But first I should probably talk to your brother about this. I know he lives in France with his wife, but, i just feel like getting his approval."

"OK. But what if he doesn't accept it?"

"Then fuck- i mean, screw him then." Loona replied. "We can still live together even if it's not official." she hugged him close to her.

She didn't even care if Blitzo was watching, who of course, loved seeing this adorable moment. They stopped at a Chinese restaurant called Mao's Massive Killstreak. Fitting for an evil communist dictator that has been banned for decades.

There Moxxie and Millie were waiting for them, who got the call from Blitzo five minutes before. "Hey Cody." said Moxxie. "feel like some Chinese?"

"Uh-huh. Ah!" he felt his stomach get a little uneasy like a stomachache.

"What's wrong?" asked Millie

"It's a long story." Cody said. "But i had a cookie with Helloxide in it."

"So?" asked Moxxie

"So Helloxide is poisonous to humans." Loona said

"Ooh." the imps looked sympathetic towards the kid.

"We took him to the doctor though." said Blitzo.

"Oh, so he's doing ok?" asked Millie

"He just needs to eat fiber and all." Loona said. "He needs to stay away from Helloxide since it's like chocolate to dogs."

"Yeah, he gave me a list of foods to never eat." Cody added. "All of them containing Helloxide."

"Good." said Moxxie. "Glad you're feeling better."

"Mostly." Cody said. "the doctor said that when i use the bathroom, it's going to be painful."

"Been there, done that." said Millie. "need a magazine when you use it next time?"

"No, no one reads magazines anymore." said Cody. "Everyone knows tablets and phones are used now."

"True." said Moxxie. "Come on, let's eat." They all set foot inside and the decor of the restaurant was rather disturbing. Guns were mounted on walls, and the wallpaper was painted with Mao Zedong's atrocities he committed during his reign. He was one of the most evil men in history after all with a very high kill count. Alas, Cody just brushed it off since he was with his friends. There they saw Tex, Crystal, and Serena in a booth in the middle of the place.

"Hey Cody." said Tex, happy to see the kid as always. "Glad you can make it here.

"This place has really good food here." said Crystal. "And I see you brought some friends!"

"The more the merrier." said Serena

"I wouldn't call all of them my 'friends', but whatever." said Loona.

"Fuck you too, Loona." said Millie. They all sat in the area with Moxxie, Millie, and Blitzo sitting in another booth behind where Tex, Loona, Cody, Crystal, and Serena were sitting at. "

"I wonder how the food will taste-ah!" Cody felt a slight cramp in his stomach again and he clutched it with his right hand.

"Cody!" said Tex. "What's wrong?"

"It's complicated." said Loona. She began explaining the cookie incident and Cody looked uncomfortable just hearing about it. "So it turns out," she said, "Helloxide is poisonous to humans."

"Oh, I'm sorry, Cody." said Crystal. "How does your tummy feel?"

"Well it's not a tummyache." said the kid. "But the doctor said it will be painful when I use the bathroom. The last time I used it, it was like acid or lava was coming out of me."

"Don't worry, it was just one cookie." said Serena. "You'll be fine."

"I know."

The waiter came and Blitzo was the one making the order for everyone, and a few minutes later, there were plates of yummy, scrumptious food with chow mein, many vegetables,a nd other kinds of Chinese food. "They don't have Helloxide, do they?" Loona asked

"No." said the waiter. "None whatsoever."

"Good." said the gotchic hellhound. "My human friends can't eat Helloxide."

"Ah. I see. Enjoy or whatever." then the waiter went off. The food was so delicious when everyone got their taste buds on them and they were so mouth-watering.

Just as Cody was enjoying himself, a freaky clown with sharp teeth appeared in front of him out of nowhere. "Boo!" said the clown, startling the kid. "Sorry, couldn't help myself." then he made a maniacal laughter from himself.

"Oh no, just what I needed." said Blitzo. "Fizzaroli."

"Oh what, not happy to see me, Blitzo?" said the clown. He turned his attention back to the kid. "Sorry if I startled you, kid. So you're the human boy that i've heard about."

"How do you know?"

"I've seen you perform at Satan's soiree." the clown winked. "Really nice performance too, Cody."

"You know my name."

"Oh yeah. Words gets around quick, kiddo. My name is Fizzaroli."

"Fizzaroli?"

"You know it, kid." then he laughed some more.

"Get away from him you creep!" said Tex

"Calm down, big boy. I'm not gonna hurt him." Fizzaroli pointed. "Look, Cody, i have a little problem and you can help me fix it."

"What kind of problem?" said the boy

"You probably know, but Verosika Mayday is back in rehab and cancelled an important gig at my Pleasure House." Fizzaroli explained. "Since you put on a good performance at Satan's party, I think you would be the perfect candidate to replace her."

"Me?"

"Duh! You have a good voice."

"OK, that is a little too much to ask, Fizz." said Blitzo

"Oh shut your cock hole, Blitzy." said Fizzaroli. "I was talking to the kid here. So what do you say?"

"Well, I don't know." Cody said. "It does sound too much to ask. Why would I want to do that?"

"because if you do," said Fizzaroli, "then I will give you a big reward."