Legolas Greenleaf, last of the Elves of Middle-Earth, has been hired by L'Oreal to model their hair-care products. But wait...who else has been hired?

Due to a freak accident involving the Bifrost, the Avengers Captain America, Thor and the Hulk are thrown into the world of Middle-earth. They join the Fellowship of the Ring in their epic struggle to defeat the Dark Lord Sauron.

Tony's laziness know's no bounds. And between his and Bruce's intellect teleportation just became real. Or... perhaps not. Maybe the machine it needs a few tweaks. It's a humor fic. Star Trek, LoTR, and Avengers crossover.