Through the course of mishap with and imitation alien, Captain John Hart finds himself madly in love with a poodle. To understand all of it it is best for you to know at least the basic plot for A Midsummernight's Dream. Please R&R, thanks! :

Jack/Ianto Jack Has A problem

Post "Countrycide" “Er, hey…” Ianto didn't respond. Either he didn’t hear me, or he was ignoring me... probably ignoring me. Freakin' tea-boy! I thought, forgetting how I was trying, and not really succeeding, to be pleasant. Owen/Ianto friendship.

I believe this type of story is referred to as CRACK.

Everyone has a coping mechanism for the overwhelming grief that seems to be inseparable from Torchwood. Angsty, no real romances, just a few hints here and there. T for language and "adult themes."

It was funny how much he relied on alien technology these days..." Ianto and Jack indulge in a little naked hide and seek while reflecting on their relationship and the others. Rated for swearing/sexual references. My first fanfic - I would adore comments

Owen's first day at Torchwood 3 from Tosh's perspective.

First Torchwood Fic, Jack/Ianto And Ianto Keeps Getting Texts.

Countrycide tag. Sorry, just got into the show this spring . Gen more or less, until we get to the canon stuff established at the end of the episode. Spoilers for season 1 up to the end of this episode.

Ever notice Ianto only serves coffee and yet is called Tea-boy. Here is the real reason behind the beloved nickname. Jack/Ianto

Life doesn't always go smoothly, and you cannot always get what you want. Plans go out the window and mistakes are always made. But what will it take for one to realise just what they have before they loose it forever...Jack/Gwen

Ianto and Jack are scared of spiders. Fluff. Janto!

Doctor pops into the hub for a visit. Jack is horny, Ianto is angsty, and the Doctor is still running. Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ten One-shot

When UNIT demand a surprise check up at Torchwood 3, the Torchwood team get a little more than they bargained for. Including a new Recruit. Jack/Ianto & Ianto/OMC

When Jack gets bored, very little can stop him from chasing what he wants. In fact, running away just makes him want it more... But will Ianto realise that? Rated M for graphicness! Jack/Ianto

Jack, if he had never joined Torchwood. Wouldn't waiting for a hundred years drive you mad? "He was just a shape, an empty vessel of crying skin." Reviews returned.

Jack's thought while he sorted out what Adam had done to Ianto in 02x05 Adam

Jack reflects on his life with Ianto. Janto angst of course. Let me know if you think I should continue!

Torchwood gets a new pet. Fluff.

After a wild night out Jack returns to the Hub, and is greeted by a familiar face... hints of John/Ianto, John/Jack, Jack, Ianto and Owen/Tosh. Set between 2x01 and 2x11: Chapter Five Just Up!

Have you ever wondered what happened to that girl who Jack stole his spaceship off of. Well she's come back to get revenge on Jack. And she's set on unravelling Torchwood, no matter what it takes. Chap 3 up soon

Oliver Gilbert has just discovered he's a Time Lord. The Doctor has stopped off in Cardiff to fuel up, will he get to meet his Time Lord 'Brother' Oliver Gilbert was in previous story 'Phantasmagoria'

Dying really takes it out of a man. Doing it three times in two days even takes it out of Jack.

Ianto is fedup of having to watch Jack flirt with everyone. And with a little help from Owen, and a Wii console, he has the perfect payback. Jack/Ianto :D Shameless Fluffy Crack.

Last chapter up! With what Ianto's been through in life, it should be no surprise he suffers from nightmares. A look at Ianto's struggle to cope with his demons. Jack/Ianto, slash.