all credit goes to mr animator who lost his stories. Ps my old journal app didn't save every chapter from a few fanfics.
Also they made a real bored game of sailor mouth in spongebob
chapter 14 sailor mouth
It's evening at the Loud House. Lana was ready to go for a walk with Hops. "Come on Hops." The frog hopped out the front door. But Rita's mom called Lana.
"Hold on, honey!" Rita pulled Lana back inside. "Take that pile of filth with you."
Lana saw Lori holding a trash bag and gasped. "Mom, you shouldn't talk about Lori like that!"
"She means this filth, you twerp." Lori gestured to the trash bag.
Lana dragged the garbage bag outside and put it in the trash can. Hops followed her. Lana noticed some writing on the trash can. "Trash can writing! The voice of the people!" She read one. "Poo poo! This one must be from Lily." She read some more. "Hobos are people too! (laughs) Those hobos!" Then she noticed one that was written by Lola. "Ooh, here's one Lola didn't finish. (reads) Lana smells-" Lana wrote the finishing sentence with her finger. "Bad." Then she noticed another one. "Hmm, what's this one?" (reads) Flip is a-" Lana didn't recognize the next word. "Flip is a (beep)"
"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" The garbage man asked angrily as he collected the trash and left.
"Well, sometimes but not….recently."
Lola came outside. "Hey sis."
"Hi Lola." Lana replied. "Say, do you know what this word means?" Lana showed it to her and Lola looked at the word. "Flip? Isn't he the old guy who owns that gas station/mini mart?"
"Not that word." Lana corrected and pointed at the word at the end. "That one."
Lola looked at it. "(beep) Oh. I think I know what that word means. I heard Lori use it once. That's one of those sentence enhancers."
"Sentence enhancers?"
"You use them when you wanna talk fancy." Lola explained. "You just sprinkle it over anything you say and you've got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich."
"Oh. I get it." Lana said. "Let me try. (clears throat) Hey Lola, nice (beep) day we're having isn't it?"
"Why yes it is, Lana." Lola replied. "This (beep) day is particularly (beep) lovely."
"(beep) right you are, Lola."
Lola and Lana continue to use their new word over and over.
"You're right, Lola. My lips are tingling from the spiciness of this conversation."
"Mine too."
The next day, it was school. Lori dropped off the younger siblings at the elementary school. Lana and Lola remembered that new word they learned yesterday and decided to use it more. Lana and Lola went to their lockers and met up with some students from their class.
"Hey guys." Lana greeted. "Nice (beep) day we're having right?"
The students stared in shock.
"Did she just say?" Asked one student.
"Yes, she did." Said another student.
Lola greeted the school janitor. "Hey Mr. Janitor, how the (beep) are you?"
"Um, hi." He replied with shock, then walked off. "I thought this was a school, not a guttermouth convention."
At lunch, Lana and Lola were in line waiting to get their food. Lana read the menu. "Ooh, today's lunch is a (beep) hamburger served with (beep) sauce and grilled to (beep) perfection."
The students went silent when they heard Lana using that word. Some of them were laughing. The lunch lady told two students, who were her kids, to cover their ears. The daughter covered her ears but the son was laughing so the lunch lady shoves carrots in his ears.
"And with a side of (beep) baked beans." Lana continued. "Sounds (beep) delicious, Lola."
"I (beep) agree." Lola replied.
Just then, Ms. Johnson walked by.
"Hi, Mrs. Johnson." Lola greeted her. "Nice (beep) day, huh?"
"How the (beep) are you?" Lana greeted.
"Lola and Lana!" Mrs. Johnson scolded. "I'm sending you two to the principal's office!"
"Oooooh!" The students said.
"But what did we-" Lana started to say.
"You know very well what you did." Mrs. Johnson interrupted. "Now come on."
Lana and Lola are sent to the principal's office. Inside, Mrs. Johnson told Principal Huggins about the "new" word the twins were using.
"Well, what is it? What did they say?" Huggins asked.
"Well, they said...um...they said-" Mrs. Johnson then whispered the word in Huggins' ear.
"Huh?"
She whispered it again. The principal gasped.
"Lana and Lola!" Mr. Huggins said angrily. "Why I oughta make the two of you paint the school for using such language!"
"But Principal, we were only using our sentence enhancers." Lana stated.
"Yeah, it's fancy talk." Lola added.
"There isn't anything fancy about that word!" Huggins said.
"You mean (beep)?" Lana asked.
"Yes! That one! Now quit saying it! It's a bad word!"
"Bad word?!" The twins start wiping their tongues.
"Yes sirree! That's bad word number eleven." The principal explained. "In fact, there are thirteen bad words you should never use."
"Don't you mean they're only seven?" Mrs. Johnson asked.
"Not if you're a sailor."
"Wow, thirteen." Lana said surprised.
"That's a lot of (beep) bad words." Lola said.
"Ok girls, I want you to promise me you'll never use that word again." Mr. Huggins ordered.
"We promise."
After school, Lana and Lola walked outside to see Lori.
"Hi Lori." Lana greeted.
"Yeah, hi." Lori replied. "So your principal called and told me you guys were using a swear word."
"Yep. We didn't know it was bad before." Lola said. "But now we do."
"Good." Lori said. "And if I catch you guys using that word again, I'm gonna have to tell Mom and the principal. Got it?"
"Yes ma'am." The twins replied.
At the Loud House, Lana and Lola are in their room, sitting at a table.
"I'm glad the principal told us that word we were using was a bad one." Lana said.
"Me too." Lola agreed. "Because classy sophisticates like us, mostly me, shouldn't stain our lips."
Lana pulled out a board game. "Yea, verily. Now let's play a nice wholesome game of Laundry Chutes and Ladders."
"Oh boy! My favorite!" Lola cheered.
"Come on! Charles needs a new bowl!" Lana rolled the dice. She gets laundry chutes on both dice.
"Ooh, laundry chutes. Too bad Lana, you gotta ride the laundry chutes."
"Darn!" Lana moved her blue game piece to the laundry chute.
"My turn!" Lola rolled the dice and she got ladders on both dice. "Hooray! Ladders!" She moves her pink game piece up a ladder. "Up! Up! Up!"
"Come on! Ladders! Ladders! Ladders!" Lana begged as she rolled her dice. She got laundry chutes once again. She sighs. "Laundry chutes again."
"My turn!" Lola rolls the dice and gets ladders. "Ladders!"
"Ladders! Ladders! Ladders!" Lana shook the dice and threw them. Once again, she got laundry chutes. "Laundry chutes?"
Lola rolls the dice. "Ladders once again!" She moves up the ladder. "Well, this is your last chance, Lana. If you get laundry chutes again, you lose!"
Lana rolls the dice with frustration. "Ladders! Ladders! Ladders!"
She throws the dice and they land on ladders. "Finally! Ladders!" The dice turn over to laundry chutes.
"Laundry chutes." Lola said.
"AH, (beep)!" Lana yelled but then covered her mouth when she realized her mistake.
"Ooh! You said number eleven!" Lola pointed out.
Lana tried to explain. "Wait! I didn't mean..I-I was trying to think of something else…some things just slip out. You gotta understand Lola!"
"Don't worry Lana. I understand." Lola assured her. Moment of silence. "Lori!"
Lola ran to Lori's room. Lana chased after her.
"Lola! No!" Lana tackled her before she could open Lori's door. "Lola, please don't tell!"
"But you said (beep)!" Lola said but covered her mouth when she realized she made the same mistake as Lana.
"Aha! Now I'm gonna tell on you!"
Lana opened Lori's door only to find out she wasn't in there. "She's not here."
"I'm gonna find her first!" Lola declared and ran off.
"Oh no, you won't!" Lana ran off too. Lola checked the living room. Lana checked the kitchen. Lola checked in the backyard. Lana checked in the attic but only found Lucy in there.
"Oh, hey Lucy." Lana greeted. "Have you seen Lori?"
"Try the laundry room." Lucy said. "You can go down the laundry chute."
Lana snapped when she heard the word "laundry chute." "Why?! You don't trust me with a ladder?!"
Lucy stared. "Wait, what?"
"Uh, nothing." Lana left.
Lana got to the laundry room and so did Lola. They wrestled each other down the stairs. Lori was at the washing machine getting her clothes out. She saw the twins fighting.
"Hey!" Lori yelled. The twins stopped. "What are you two fighting about this time?"
Lola and Lana get up and begin babbling to Lori. They are yelling and pointing at each other. Lori looks annoyed. She grabs their lips.
"Now I'm gonna let go of your lips." Lori informed. "And when I do, I want you to calmly tell me what you guys have to say, understand?"
"Mmm mmm."
Lori lets go of their lips.
"She said (beep)!" The twins said at the same time.
Lori gasps. "You two should be ashamed! I thought your principal made it clear to never use bad word number eleven or any of the thirteen bad words!"
"Wait a minute, Lori." Lola said. "I heard you use that word before."
"I have no idea what you're talking about." Lori replied. "I'm gonna call him! Right after I put away my clothes."
Lori gathers her clothes and heads upstairs. Lana and Lola sadly walk upstairs.
"What's gonna happen to us?" Lola asked worriedly.
"We'll probably get forty spankings!" Lana panicked.
"Oh no!" Lola imagined herself with a sore butt from all the spankings.
"I'm sorry, Lola." Lana apologized. "The principal and Lori are right. There's no need for words like that."
"I'm sorry too, Lana." Lola apologized.
"Let's make a vow, Lola. From this day forth a foul word shall never pass our lips. We'll be good citizens. Just like good ol Lori and the rest of our family."
"Agreed."
The twins shake hands. The twins follow Lori to her room.
"Alright, you two." Lori said. "Time for your punishment." Lori walks to her room holding a laundry basket but she trips on one of Lynn's skates, which she couldn't see. The pile of laundry fell on the floor. Lori holds her knee in pain and makes the mistake the twins made, but Lori used a bunch of bad words. "OW! My (beep) knee! What (dolphin noise) genius left their (car horn) skate in the (dog bark) hallway?! Can't you see I have a (foghorn) foot here?!" Lori continues to curse as the twins count all the bad words she uses.
"Five, six, seven..." Lana counted.
Lori continues to swear.
"Nine." Lola counted.
Lori is still cussing and ends up saying all thirteen bad words.
"That's all thirteen, Lola!" Lana stated. "We're gonna tell Mom, Lori!"
"No. Don't tell Mom!" Lori begged.
Lana and Lola run downstairs. Lori follows them. "Wait! Please don't tell Mom! I don't think her heart could take it!"
The siblings see their mom watering plants outside and go up yo her.
"Hey mom!" Lana and Lola greeted. Lori followed.
"Hello kids." Rita greeted.
Lori, Lola, and Lana all explain the situation at the same time, while cursing as they do so. When they were done, Rita stared at them in shock.
"Oh dear!" She cried. "My poor heart!" She faints. The siblings go over to her with great concern.
"Oh mom! What have these foul mouthed heathens done?" Lori said worried. She glares at the twins. "You two should literally be ashamed of yourselves! Making our mom faint with your sailor talk!"
Rita wakes up and glares at them all. "You should all be ashamed! And if you're going to talk like sailors, then you're going to work like sailors!"
Soon, the three sisters are seen painting the house.
"Uh Lori, are you still planning on telling our principal about this?" Lana asked.
"No." Lori replied. "I think this is enough punishment for all of us."
"Agreed." Lola said.
Rita sees their progress. "I think you guys earned yourselves some lemonade."
Rita is about to head back inside but trips over one of branch. Rita held her knee. "Ow! My (honk) knee!"
The siblings gasped in shock. "Mom!"
"What? It's just Mr. Grouse in his car." Rita said, pointing to the old man in his car.
He honks the horn again. "Nice job, Louds!"
The siblings and Rita laughed at this.