all credit goes to mr animator who lost his stories lucky i saved the chapters of a few random fanfics before they got lost n deleted. Ps not all chapters been saved
Chapter 16: Fools in April
It was that time of year again, April Fools Day, which meant no one was safe around that crazy prankster Luan Loud. Usually, Luan would go to the extreme but this year she decided to go easy on the pranks. In the living room, Charles was sleeping on the couch.
"Wake up, Charles." Luan said. The dog woke up. "We're moving today." Charles barked in confusion. "That's right. We're leaving home. We're gonna become peasants."
Luan puts on a peasant hat and beard. She takes Charles' food. "No more dog food. Sorry Charles, peasants only eat mashed up clam shells."
Luan puts salt on a plate of mashed up clam shells. Charles starts to cry.
"April Fools!" Luan announced, ripping off the costume. "There you go pal."
Luan gives Charles his food. She goes to the kitchen. "Phew, I'm thirsty." She takes out a large pitcher of juice from the fridge.
"This is an extreme thirst." She said in a deep voice.
Soon, Luan had filled many cups with juice. They all had little umbrellas too. "I'm exhausted. I sure can't wait to drink all these drinks. April Fools!" She looks at herself in a mirror. "To me." She laughs and walks off past her sister, Lori.
"What's she so happy about?" Lori wondered. She walks past the calendar on the fridge but then comes back. "AH! April 1st! April Fools Day is Luan's favorite holiday! How could we have forgotten about this?"
She pulls out her cellphone and dials the number of Gus Games n Grub. "Bossman, I can't come to work today. I caught something terrible."
"What did you catch?" Lori's boss asked.
"I literally caught sight of the calendar."
"Hold on Lori." The boss said. "Your boyfriend Bobby is here and he wants to honor you as "Girlfriend of the month."
Lori quickly dashes off to Gus's place. In the boss's office, Luan is there laughing with the boss. Lori arrives wearing a fancy outfit.
"I have arrived." She doesn't see Bobby. Just her boss and her sister Luan giggling. "What's so funny? Where's Bobby?"
"You just missed him." The boss said, trying to hold in his laughter.
"Yeah, but he told me to tell you-" Luan couldn't help but giggle.
"Tell me what?" Lori demanded.
"He told me to tell you..." Luan whispered into Lori's ear. "April Fools."
Lori stared blankly. "Well, it's been nice working here, Bossman. Thanks for everything."
"Lori, wait." Luan called.
"Just send my last check to the P.O box, Bossman."
Luan stopped her. "Wait, Lori! It was just a joke! No more jokes on you today, I promise."
"You do?"
"Sure. There's lots of other willing participants. Right, Bossman?"
The boss sits on a whoopie cushion, causing him to blush. Luan laughs.
"Well, as long as it's not me." Lori said and left the office.
Luan decided to stay at Gus Games n Grub to play some April Fools jokes on people. One lady called her.
"Excuse me, do you know where the forks are?"
Luan smiled and pointed to the spoons on the cart. "They're right here, lady."
"But this is a spoon."
"April Fools!" Luan blurted.
The lady chuckled and left. Lori was not amused.
Next, Luan was at the cash register. A customer walked up to her.
"Welcome to Gus Games n Grub." She greeted. "How may I help you?"
"Yeah, gimme a Jumbo pizza with a side of salad." The guy said.
"Hey, what's that over there?" Luan asked, pointing to something.
When the guy turned around, Luan ducked and put up a cardboard waiter to take her position.
"Huh? I don't see anything." The guy turned to the cash register. "Hey, where's that other girl?"
Luan popped back up. "April Fools! I'm right here!"
The man laughed. "Hey, that was pretty good." Luan laughed.
Lori was in the kitchen getting food. She heard Luan's laughter and popped her head out. "What are you doing behind the counter?!" Luan ran off.
She got herself some soda from the drink dispenser. Maggie comes over, holding a cup. "Excuse me, can I get a couple of ice cubes please?"
"Sure." Luan replied. "A couple of ice cubes coming up."
Luan took the cup, but only put one ice cube in there. "Here you go."
"Thanks." Maggie drank some. Luan giggled. Maggie looked at her. Luan remained silent. Maggie drank some more. Luan giggled again. Maggie looked at her again but Luan was still. Maggie finished her drink. Luan burst out laughing.
"April Fools!"
Maggie grabbed her by the shirt and held a fist in the air. "What did you do to my drink?!"
"I, I-"
"You what?!"
"You asked for a couple of ice cubes and I only put in one." Luan explained, then laughed some more.
Maggie calmed down. "I guess that is pretty funny." She left.
Luan laughed so much. Lori, who was washing dishes in the kitchen, was trying to drown out the noise of Luan. Luan saw a guy wearing sandals.
"Hey, your shoe's untied." Luan said. The guy looked down. "April Fools! You're not wearing shoes!" Luan laughed even harder. Lori put napkins in her ears to try to block out Luan's laughter but Luan laughed into a microphone so her voice was now louder than ever.
"APRIL FOOLS!"
Lori was fed up. "That's it! Luan and her stupid pranks! I'm gonna show her what a real prank is all about."
Later, Lori set up her prank. She put a whoopie cushion inside a rope circle and chuckles. She goes over to Luan.
"Hey sis. You forgot your whoopie cushion."
Luan saw it. "Oh. Thanks for telling me."
Lori snickered as Luan went to get her cushion. Lori quickly ran to the rope she was going to cut.
"April fools!" She yelled and cut the rope. Luan's feet got caught in the rope and she got pulled off. Lori laughed. Luan flew around the restaurant, then into a bag of flour and into the walls. Lori was laughing hysterically. The people look surprised. Luan crashes into someone's big butt. Lori was cheerleading. Luan slammed into the ceiling and fell back down. The customers were shocked by this.
"I'll catch you Luan!" Lori snickered as she ran to her sister. She grabbed a garbage can and her sister fell in it. "Oops."
Lori shook her out and Luan was covered in trash. "April fools! You dirty little twerp!" Lori laughed.
Luan was hurt. Emotionally and physically. She burst into tears and ran out crying.
"Luan! I was just kidding!" Lori said. She looked at the people, who were appalled at Lori's prank. "Come on. You guys know I was kidding, right?"
"Aw man. Poor kid." Said one guy.
"That lady definitely has some issues to work out." Said one women, referring to Lori.
"April fools jerk!" Said a little boy. Everyone angrily left.
"Wait! Don't go!" Lori called.
"You stink!" A random guy yelled.
"Wait! It was a joke!" Lori looks around the place and sees the mess she created. Including the big guy who now has a hole in his bottom from the prank. Lori sighed. "Why is it that whenever I'm having fun it's wrong? I didn't mean to make Luan cry. I guess this means I better go tell her I'm-(makes a face) huh? I guess this means I better go apologi-(throat acts haywire) -iii! This is gonna be tougher than I thought."
Soon, Lori arrives back home. She knocks on Luan's door. "Ahem. Hey Luan, come on out. I've got something to tell you." Silence. "Luan?"
She saw Leni walking upstairs holding Mr. Coconuts.
"Hi Lori."
"Hey Leni, um, why are you holding Mr. Coconuts?"
"Hmm, I don't know."
"Okay?" Lori said. "But where's Luan?"
"She's in her room. She's impressed."
"With what?"
"I don't know. But it must've been pretty good to make her cry like that."
That made Lori feel more guilty. She tried to open Luan's door but it was locked. "Luan, let me in there!"
Lori got her phone. "Luan, you better let me in there. I don't wanna have to do this." Then Lori played a gushy romantic song from Bobby, something Luan didn't like. Luan finally opened the door.
"What do you want?"
"Luan, I just wanna say that I'm sorrrrr-" Lori tried to say.
"What?"
"I'm trying to say that I'm-(makes donkey sounds)"
"What?"
"I just wanna say that I'm, I'm-" Lori tried to explain but her head literally exploded. "There's got to be an easier way to do this."
Soon, Lori came back with a bottle. She put a piece of paper in there and closed it with a cork. She gave it to Luan.
"Well, aren't you gonna open it?" Lori asked.
"I can't. I don't have a bottle opener." Luan said.
Lori growled but she got another idea. She gave Luan a can with string attached to it. Lori was holding another can with the same string attached. She went back to her room and whispered what she wanted to say.
"Luan, I'm- " She whispers. She puts the can to her ear expecting Luan to say something back to her. But she heard a noise. She looked out of her room and saw Lana using the string to floss her teeth. Lori got frustrated and threw the can. Lori walked up to the comedian.
"Luan, all I'm trying to say is that I am..." Lori covers her mouth with her hand to muffle her voice. "Sorry." She removes her hand. "There."
"But I couldn't hear-" Luan tried to say but Lori shut the door.
"I don't care. I said it." Lori said walking off. "My conscious is clear."
Suddenly, an image of Leni pops up. "Must've been pretty good to make her cry like that." Lori nervously walked off but another image appeared. It was the image of the little boy who called her a jerk. "April fools jerk!" Lori ran but this time an image of Rita showed up. "You stink!"
"Mom?!" Lori couldn't take the guilt anymore. She ran to Luan's room. "Ok Luan, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I admit it! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you! I like you! I love living with you! I like your lame jokes and your pranks! I also love Lincoln, Leni, and the rest of our family and friends! And, and-"
Luan opened her door. "Lori, is that true?"
"Yes Luan, it's all true!" Lori said.
"Even the part about the lima beans and the car chase?"
"Wha? Yeah, whatever! But can you promise me not to tell anyone that I said I liked your jokes?"
"Ok, I promise!" Luan said.
"Really?"
Luan opened her door more to reveal that the whole family including Clyde was in the room.
"April fools!" They all shouted.
Lori's eye twitched, but then she laughed. "You're right! April Fools! I just fooled you all!" She ran off crazily.
"What would we do without Lori?" Luan questioned.