Chapter 20: Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack
Ace Savvy, decking out crime with the ability to call his entire deck of superfriends.
"By the power vested in me!" Ace Savvy said.
Ace Savvy with his trusty sidekick One Eyed Jack fights for all citizens in town against the forces of evil.
There was a villain stealing candy from a baby when suddenly…
"Oh no! The Raging Whirl Card!" The villain cried as he got trapped inside a tornado formed from cards controlled by Ace himself. The baby got his candy back.
Ace Savvy, the world's savviest crime fighter!
It's revealed that Lincoln and Clyde are watching another episode of Ace Savvy. They cheer with Lincoln dressed as Ace and Clyde dressed as One Eyed Jack.
"Come on Jack, there's evil afoot!" Lincoln roleplayed.
"Hoppin High Cards, Ace! I'm right behind you!" Clyde roleplayed.
They head out pretend to fly outside. They spy on Mr. Grouse who is sunbathing in his front yard.
"Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack spot their arch enemy, Reflecto! Up to no good." Lincoln stated.
Mr. Grouse sees them. "Loud."
"You know what this means." Lincoln said and got out two ring pops.
"Ring pops!" Clyde said.
They each took one.
"By the power vested in me!" Lincoln said.
"Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack unite!" Both boys said in unison. Clyde had already taken a bite out of his ring pop.
"Full deck! Assemble!" Lincoln called out.
Lincoln and Clyde tried to summon them but realized they didn't have that power.
"Ok, let's deal with him ourselves." Lincoln suggested.
They put a tent over Grouse. He notices.
"What the-"
"If Reflecto is cut off from sunlight, he becomes weak!" Lincoln sated.
"Look Ace Savvy! He's destroying the shield!" Clyde pointed out.
Mr. Grouse was angrily ripping up the tent.
Lincoln gasped. "Quick Jack! Back to our place!"
"Right Ace Savvy!"
"Loud!" Mr. Grouse runs after them as the boys head inside the Loud House. Mr. Grouse bangs on the door. "Loud! Open up!"
"Reflecto has found our secret lab!" Lincoln said.
"What would the real Ace Savvy do?" Clyde asked.
"Why don't you ask him yourself?" Grouse suggested.
"Elaborate you vile fiend!" Lincoln demanded.
"He and One Eyed Jack live in the retirement home at the other side of town." Mr. Grouse explained.
"Hmm. They must be working undercover."
"Yeah. Now please leave me alone." Mr. Grouse said and left.
"Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack reunite!" The boys said as they held their ring pops in the air. Clyde had eaten his now.
Lincoln and Clyde soon arrive at Sunset Canyon retirement home. They had no idea Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack were real and lived in a retirement home. This news surprised them. They went up to the front desk and saw Sue, the nurse.
Oh great. It's her. Lincoln thought.
Oh great. It's him. Sue thought
"Excuse me, I know Ace Savvy is working undercover on an important case but do you think we could see him?" Lincoln asked.
"Undercover?" Sue questioned. "Yeah, Well I'll see if they can take time off from their busy schedule to see you."
Sue lead the two boys to a room. They giggled as they followed her.
"There they are." Sue pointed out. "Right over there.
The two elderly heroes were sitting on a couch watching tv. The boys were surprised.
"Try not to surprise them." Sue said and left.
"Clyde, can you believe it?" Lincoln asked excitedly.
"Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack in the flesh!" Clyde replied excitedly.
Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack were watching their show. Lincoln and Clyde came out from behind the tv and went in front of it.
"Hey, who are those guys?" Jack asked.
"Are they here to fix the tv?" Ace wondered.
Lincoln and Clyde giggled.
"What do you want?" Jack asked.
"Are you Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack?" Lincoln asked.
"Well, we used to be but now we're retired." Jack explained.
Lincoln and Clyde gasped.
"But you can't retire. There's evil afoot." Lincoln stated.
Suddenly, Ace started panicking."Evil? Evil!" He clinged onto a pole.
Jack glared at Lincoln.
"All I said was there's evil afoot."
Ace began to panic more.
"Will you please stop saying that?" Jack said.
Ace clinged onto a drinking fountain panicking and it sprayed water on him. Sue suddenly showed up and grabbed the two eleven year old boys. She threw them out of the retirement home.
"Wow. Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack." Lincoln said amazed.
"It's too bad they're old." Clyde said.
"What do ya mean Clyde?" Lincoln said. "Old people are the greatest. They're full of wisdom and experience."
Cut to Pop Pop winking at us and giving us a thumbs up. We cut back to Lincoln and Clyde.
"The world needs Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack." Lincoln said. "Someone somewhere is in trouble. And I won't rest until Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack are out of retirement."
Fireworks are seen.
"Ooh. Pretty lights." Clyde said amazed.
Later inside the retirement home, Ace and Jack are having lunch in the cafeteria. They got were in line getting their food.
"To the the meatloaf!" Said Ace Savvy.
They went to get their meatloaf.
"To the broccoli!"
They went to get their broccoli.
"Make sure to give extra broccoli to my friend here." Ace Savvy told the cook. "He needs his vitamins."
"Here you go son." The cook joked as he gave Jack extra broccoli. Jack glared.
"To the table. Away!" Ace said and went off to get a table.
Jack followed. "Careful. Don't run."
Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack found a table to sit at. Lincoln entered the cafeteria.
"Hey Ace Savvy!"
"Here comes the tv repairman." Ace said.
Lincoln went to their table.
"What do you want from us?" Jack asked.
"Hold on. Just let me look at ya."
"Stay alert, Jack. He's up to something." Ace ordered.
"Do you remember the time the food supply in Poor Woods city was running low?" Lincoln asked. "So you invented a ray gun that made things grow six times their size to shoot at the supermarket. But then the evil Man Marauder swoops down and takes the gun away and shoots all the vegetables."
Lincoln imitated the villain and pretended to shoot veggies with a ray gun.
"And he uses his powerful boots to cause a crack to open up on the ground."
Lincoln leaps at a table where an elderly man is eating and stomps on the table. The elderly man glared at him.
"What's your point kid?" Jack asked.
"You guys are the greatest heroes of all time." Lincoln commented. "And I think you should come out of retirement."
"Listen up you villains! I wanna eat my meatloaf!" Ace demanded. "If you don't get outta here, then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife!"
Suddenly, Sue showed up. "What is going on in here?"
"You May kiss the bride!"
Lincoln is tossed out of the retirement home once again. He rolls all the way back to his house. Clyde is there waiting for him.
"Did you reunite our heroes?" He asked.
"No, but I'm married." Lincoln replied.
Later at the retirement home, Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack were sitting outside in their rocking chairs.
"Up, up, and away!" Ace Savvy said as he and Jack pretended to fly. "Up, up, and away!""
Lincoln shows up wearing his girl costume he wore when he was trying to join his sisters in "Take your daughter to work" day. He had a plan to get the heroes out of retirement.
"Oh my. This purse is so big and heavy." He said in a female voice.
Clyde showed up dressed as a robber. "Hold it right there ma'am. I'll be taking that." He snatches the purse from Lincoln.
"Oh help! Help!" Lincoln cried.
"It's working." Clyde noted.
One Eyed Jack came over to Lincoln.
"Why, are you here to rescue little ol me?"
"Pipe down!" Jack yelled, blowing off Lincoln's wig. "You could wake Ace and he's ornery when his nap is disturbed."
Ace Savvy is seen sleeping with his eyes open.
"Ever alert, Ace Savvy has trained himself to sleep with his eyes open." Lincoln stated.
"Confound it, get away from him!" Jack yelled.
"Stop shouting! I'm nappin!" Ace snapped, waking up from his nap.
"It's not me ya old coot!"
Other elderly people are seen outside.
"Yes."
"That's me."
"I'm over here."
Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack start arguing. Lincoln tries to get their attention.
"Um, excuse me. Ace Savvy?"
"What do you want?" He asked.
"This better be good." Jack said.
"This'll cheer you up." Lincoln said. "We're almost done painting your invisible convertible."
Clyde is shown painting the convertible with black paint, making it more visible.
Jack got frustrated. "It's supposed to be invisible! That's it! We gotta end our life of leisure! It's time to come out of retirement! There's evil afoot!"
"Evil!" Ace panicked. "Where is it?"
"There it is!" Jack said pointing at Lincoln and Clyde.
"You know what this means." Jack said.
He got out a case which opened up. Inside, there was a Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack ring.
"Ring pops." Ace said.
"Oh brother." Jack put a ring on Ace.
The two elderly heroes now had rings. They tried to put them together but they missed a few times. Finally, they connected the rings together. But something was missing.
"Say the oath!" Jack commanded.
"Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack unite!" Ace said in his young voice. "Throw your jacks at them!"
"Yeah!" Lincoln and Clyde said excitedly.
One Eyed Jack threw his toy jacks at them but they had no effect on the boys.
"Dang it! It's not working Ace Savvy!" Jack said.
"We must should try something else." Ace Savvy suggested.
"Dog paddle away!" Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack began their next attack. They dog paddles around Lincoln and Clyde.
"It's the raging whirl card!" Clyde said.
The two young boys got swept away in the tornado formed from Ace Savvy's cards. They were actually enjoying it.
"Those fiends! They're actually enjoying it!" Ace said.
"Do it again! Do it again!" Lincoln and Clyde cheered after the tornado stopped.
"Now what, Ace Savvy? We need help!" Jack suggested.
"Full deck unite!" The two heroes used their summoning powers. Inside of the original Full deck, they summoned the elderly people. The elderly folks in the retirement home saw their signals. All the elderly people eventually made it outside.
"Hmm. The Full Deck seem to have lost some of their luster." Jack noticed.
"FULL DECK! ATTACK!" Ace ordered.
"Pinch me. I must be dreaming." Lincoln said.
The elderly folks started to surround the two eleven year olds. They picked them up.
"Mission accomplished Clyde!"
"Yeah. We did it!"
Lincoln and Clyde were tossed away by the seniors.
"I did it!" Ace cheered. "I feel five years younger! Oh, it's good to be back."
"We did it ya old coot!" Jack said.
The two heroes shook hands.
"Who are you?" Ace Savvy asked.
One Eyed Jack gave him an annoyed look.
Back at the Loud House, Lincoln and Clyde were now in the living room watching a new Ace Savvy series.
"The new adventures of Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack!" The narrator announced. "We join our heroes locked in a battle of wits!"
Ace and Jack are seen playing a game of checkers. Ace makes his move. He moves the black piece.
POW!
Jack makes his move. He moves a red piece.
CLACK!
Ace moves another black piece.
KING ME!
Suddenly, Ace Savvy got a call on his phone. He answers.
"Hello?"
Gibberish is heard.
"Hello? Hello?"
HANG UP!
"My phone is still broken." Ace stares. "Remind me to get it fixed."
He sits back at the table.
SIT!
"Remind you of what?" Jack asked.
"Remind me of what?" Ace repeated.
"Will our heroes ever get their phone fixed?" The narrator wondered. "Tune in next week and find out."
"Wow! That was even better than the old show." Lincoln commented.
"It's all thanks to you." Clyde replied.
Lincoln winks at the viewers and gives them a thumbs up.
WINK!