Chapter 25: Lona Loud
Lola is performing at another one of her beauty pageants. She has longer hair than usual. She is doing a fancy walk as the crowd cheers. One of the younger boys rips his hair off as he goes nuts over Lola. They come closer to Lola.
"Lola! We love you!" Shouted one boy.
The boys carry her in the crowd.
"You're my Favorite!" Yelled another boy.
Lola happily smiles. We cut to reality and see Lola sleeping, meaning it was only a dream. She is then woken by her alarm clock. She moans and then gets up.
"Alright!" She shuts off her alarm. She looks at herself in her mirror. "Time for another at lame day at school. But just hang in there gorgeous, your star will at the beauty pageantry tomorrow."
Lana wakes up and yawns. "Time for another great day at school."
Hops lands on her head.
"Morning Hops."
"Ribbit."
Lola is busy doing her ribbon twirl.
"Morning sis." Lana greeted. "You getting ready for another pageant?"
"You know it." Lola said. "Soon, everyone will all recognize the talent that is Lola Loud."
"Oh. Well good luck." Lana is about to head over to the bathroom but she hears sounds coming from Lisa and Lily's room. Curious, she goes over to see what's going on. She sees Lisa working on her new invention.
"Hey Lisa. What's this?"
"Well, this here is my new matter transporter. It can move things from one place to another in the blink of an eye." Lisa explained.
"Ooh, sounds great." Lana said.
"Let me show you how it works." Lisa got an apple and placed it inside the machine. The machine closed. Lisa pressed the forth button on her remote. The machine sparked with electricity before it opened up. The apple was gone.
"Where'd it go?" Lana asked.
"Just where you think it would be." Lisa said.
The apple was sent to Mrs. Johnson's desk as if she was expecting it. Cut back to the Loud House.
"Hey, do you think your machine could zap me outside? I wanna play in the mud before we go to school." Lana asked.
"I always did want to try a person." Lisa said. "Sure, why not? Get in there Lana."
"Woo hoo!" Lana went inside the machine. It closed.
"Hold on tight." Lisa pressed the button.
"Gee Lisa, this sure feels-" Lana got transported as her body turned into different shapes. Lola is seen outside practicing her spin technique for the pageant. Lana suddenly appears in front of her. Lola bumps into her, making them fall and her hand is in Lana's mouth.
"Hey sis."
In Lisa's room, her remote starts to malfunction. "What's going on with this thing?"
The twins get zapped back to Lisa. Their bodies are fused together into different shapes.
"What in the name of Einstein-" Lisa gasped.
The twins came out of the machine but they were now conjoined! They both shared one body which had Lana's overalls and Lola's sash. On one foot was Lola's shoe and the other was Lana's. Lisa backed away in shock.
"Hi Lisa." Lana greeted.
"I'm not sure what it is but something seems different about me." Lola said.
"Yeah, me too."
"Hey, What are you doing wearing my sash?" Lola said. "And what am I doing wearing your overalls? Aah! What is this?!
We're all mixed up together!"
Lola tried to get out of the fusion but it didn't work. "This is horrible! I have my pageantry tomorrow!"
"Oh, it's not so bad Lola." Lana said. "Now I have a new partner for mud wrestling. We'll be the best of sisters forever!"
Lana hugs her but Lola pushes her off.
"NO! Lisa, you gotta get us separated!" Lola said.
"Well I wish I knew how." Lisa said.
"Well you have to do something. I don't wanna stay like this!"
"Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I tried zapping you back in the transporter."
"Uh Yeah, Good idea. Let's do it." Lola suggested. The twins walk back into the machine.
"Well here goes nothing." Lisa pressed a button and the twins were transported somewhere else. They were sent to a kid's birthday party.
"Alright kids, it's time for our birthday boy to open his first present!" The mother said excitedly. She brings out a gift. "Ready Timmy?"
The boy opened his present, only to find the twins inside. They were still conjoined and looked like some kind of mutant. The kids screamed in terror and the twins were zapped somewhere else. Now we go to a hospital. There was lady in a hospital bed.
"Congratulations Mrs. Smith, you gave birth to a healthy baby boy." The doctor informed.
"May I see my baby?" The women asked.
"Of course."
The twins were zapped into the doctor's hands as he shows them to the lady. She screamed in terror at the sight of Lola and Lana's freaky fusion. The twins were teleported once again. Now we go to outer space. On a planet there were two aliens. A male and a female one.
"I've been in love with you ever since I first laid eyes on you." The male alien said.
The alien couple were about to kiss but the twins appeared in front of them. Lana's Head was now fused on top of Lola.
"Hey baby, what's your name?" The male alien said to the twins. Luckily, the twins transported away.
The female alien slapped the male alien and left. The twins are now back at the Loud House still fused together.
"It's no use Lisa. We're still the same." Lola stated.
"Well, that's a darn shame." Lisa said. "You know what? I was working on a blueprint for a new invention but it's still in the embryonic stage."
"Try anything!" Lola said desperately. "I can't go to my beauty pageant like this!"
"I'll keep working on it. In the meantime, you girls keep your heads up." Lisa informed and went back to her desk.
"Well, at least we're closer than ever." Lana said.
Lola sighs.
The twins are now at school. Their other siblings were a bit freaked out by their fusion.
"Do you think our siblings were freaked out by our new look?" Lana asked.
"Are you kidding me?" Lola said. "They were totally stunned. Even Luc was creeped out."
As the two walked in the school, everyone was giving them odd looks but the twins ignored them. One kid was eating spicy beef jerky as a snack. He saw the twins and was also stunned. He dropped his food.
"I gotta lay off the spicy foods." He said.
The principal came out and saw the twins. He was freaked out like everybody else. "Good lord! What happened to you? On second thought, I don't wanna know. Just don't be late for class." He left.
"Well, there goes my reputation." Lola said bitterly.
"Oh come on. Things could be worse." Lana said. "You could be covered in mud and I could be wearing a dress."
"Let's just hope this day can't get any worse." Lola said.
Lana and Lola go through their usual school day. At gym, they're playing dodgeball. Another team throws dodgeballs at them. The twins try to run in opposite directions but since they're conjoined they couldn't. They get hit by a dodgeball. Then they go to the bathroom.
"Well, this is gonna be awkward." Lola said. She and Lana had to share one stall now.
At lunch, Lola wanted to sit with her friends and Lana wanted to sit with her friends. They tried to move in opposite directions again but they fall back in Lana's direction and bump into other students, causing them to fall and spill their lunches. The principal heard this and came in to see what was going on.
"What's going on in here?"
"Ask the freak show twins." One student said annoyed as he was covered in food.
"Alright, that's it!" The principal shoved the twins out of the school. "You two are more trouble than your worth. And don't come back into you have this problem sorted out."
The twins walked off.
"I don't like being conjoined anymore." Lana admitted.
"Well we wouldn't be stuck like this if you didn't test out Lisa's invention." Lola said.
They continued to walk. They walked past Luna's friend Sam.
"Whoa. That is one freaky sis." She said.
Soon, the twins go to Lisa to see if she found a way to fix them.
"Lisa, please tell me you found a way to separate us." Lola said.
"Say hello to the molecular separator ray." Lisa said as she presented a new invention. It looked like a bazooka.
"Hello molecular separator ray." Lola said. "Well let's get on with it. My beauty pageantry is tomorrow night."
"Um, well I'm not quite done with it yet." Lisa explained.
"What?"
"I'm still working on it. At best I'll have it ready..the day after tomorrow. Maybe."
"Day after tomorrow?! No! No! No! I have my pageant tomorrow! I can't be stuck to that filthy animal!"
Lola was talking about Lana. Her twin's face was covered in mud.
"Well I don't wanna be stuck to Miss Prissy." Lana said, talking about Lola.
"Lisa, please. You gotta have it ready before the show!" Lola begged.
"Well uh, I suppose...I'll have it ready before the show."
"Oh thank you." Lola said hugging her little sister.
Later that night, Lana and Lola had to share a bed. They were sleeping on Lola's bed.
"I'm surprised you let me sleep in your bed." Lana said.
"Well, better than me sleeping with you on your bed." Lola said.
"What's wrong with my bed?"
"It's dirty and it smells like saliva."
"True."
"Well, goodnight Lana."
"Goodnight Lola."
They soon fall asleep but Lola is awoken by Lana's sleep farting. She groans in annoyance and covers her nose.
The next day, the twins are at Lola's beauty pageantry, along with the rest of the Loud family. Lola peeks from the curtain and sees a large audience and her family members, except for Lisa.
"Oh my. Where are you Lisa?" She closes the curtain. "I can't do it. I can't go out there."
"Lola, this is your moment." Lana encouraged. "The story you'll tell when you look back as a superstar."
"Superstar?"
"Now go out there and give them the best dang show they've ever seen!"
"You're right. The show must go on!"
The announcer speaks. "Ladies and gentlemen, Royal Wood's Beauty Princess Pageants is proud to present..Lola Loud!"
Lola comes out wearing a robe which is covering Lana's head. Everyone is surprised by her appearance. Techno music is heard in the background as Lola begins to do her fancy walk. The audience looked uncomfortable.
"Honey, I'm scared." Said one women to her husband.
Lola heard the people complaining and it made her nervous. As she walked forward, her robe got caught on a nail and it came off. Now both twins were revealed. The crowd was now shocked by this, except for the Loud family who already knew about the twins fusion.
"Um hi?" Lana said nervously.
"Whoa. Rock on freaky sis! Yeah!" Sam yelled in the audience.
The rest of the audience were actually amazed by this and cheered for the twins.
"Wow. They really like it!" Lana said happily.
The Loud family is cheering.
"Good job honey!" Rita said.
Leni gave her a thumbs up.
"They're, They're cheering." Lola said. She smiled. "I'm a star!
"We're both stars!" Lana said.
Suddenly, Lisa burst through the door with her molecular separator ray. She ran towards the stage. "Oh good! Well there you girls are! Looks like I'm just in Time!"
"Lisa?" The twins said.
"One blast of this molecular separator ray and you'll be separated in no time!"
"No! Lisa wait!"
It was too late. Lisa had blasted them, separating them. The crowd is no longer impressed but Lola continues to do her fancy walk.
"Eh, it's just not the same." Said one guy.
"Yeah, I'm outta here." Said another guy.
Then all the citizens left, except for the Loud family.
"Wait! Come back!" Lola cried. "Aw, my one moment of fame gone."
Lola looked at Lisa and took her device. She started pressing a button. "There's gotta be some way to reverse this!"
"No Lola! That's a very sensitive device!" Lisa warned.
The invention started to shake.
"Lola, I wouldn't-" Lana began but the whole family got zapped.
Now we cut to a someplace. We see a therapist.
"What seems to be the problem Miss Lola Loud?" He asked.
"It all started when I was born." Lola said.
We now see the entire Loud family conjoined together in a grotesque way.