A severe viral infection means Rimmer's vocal subroutines must be decommissioned for a twenty-four hour diagnostic period. For Rimmer, he might as well have been told he was dying.

Ace Rimmer visits Red Dwarf and meets a new crew member. [Rimmer x Lister, post mpreg, quadruple drabble].

AU Rimmer comes out of stasis one day to find that the entire crew are dead and he is three million years away from home. To make matters even more complicated, Kochanski is the one brought back as the ship's hologram.

A collection of short stories based on the concept of the crew surviving the cadmium II leak. Will usually follow Lister and Rimmer's POV, maybe Cat and Kryten later.

3 million years in the future and yeah, he's the last Alpha in the universe with a smeghead of an ex Omega. But the Alpha in him doesn't care about that or the fact that the Omega's dead. A rut's a rut at the end of the day.

what if Lister and Rimmer talked as kids but have no memory of it

They had been re-captured by Lister's GELF in-laws and each sentenced to a rather barbaric death. The Red Dwarf crew made a near escape, although it left Lister with scars that went deeper than just those which could be seen on the surface...

Little Kochaski Jr is repairing a Starbug 4 when the radiation leak fries the rest of the crew, leaving her just enough time to get inside the shuttle and seal herself in a stasis pod. 3 million years later Dave Lister is woken up and let loose on the ship again. 3 million and 3 years later, Holly remembers about the second human life he had been supporting down in the shuttle bay.

This picks up at the end of series two, when Lister finds out he is pregnant with twins. How will Lister and Rimmer cope as dads? This is my version of the 'Dad' episode that never got made. Its something that I've been meaning to write for a while, but never got round to it until now. Haven't written anything for a while, so hope you enjoy.

Ex-pilot Eva Tully is reassigned to Third Technician after witnessing a traumatic accident which renders her mute. She quickly settles into working alongside A. J. Rimmer. However, when Lister enters the scene, Tully is forced to confront her developing feelings for her boss.

Talkie Toaster at last gets to serve Lister the way he has always longed for...But what will be the result?

Tag to 'Demons and Angels.' Following the events of the day, Lister is not ok. He finally crumbles in front of Rimmer, who has to help him through it the best he can.

After being whacked over the head by a deranged simulant on an abandoned ship, Lister wakes up to find that he is a hologram.

The thing about Rimmer is that he's an Omega…. But he's the last Omega anyone on the Red Dwarf would want to fuck. Until now.

Holly is fed up with being the one everyone talks to when they have a problem. Who listens to him? No one. That's who. So when Lister and Kristine Kochanski fall out it is up to him to not only sort out their love life, for the good of Red Dwarf but get Cat, Kryten and Rimmer to see that they just cannot cope without him.

Lister has to help Rimmer come back from his mechanoid mindset; pre-slash edition!

When exploration officer, Mirabel Hargrove, of the American mining ship Astraios, crash lands into a nearby planetoid, the crew of the Red Dwarf are more than glad to help. But Arnold Rimmer isn't feeling like himself, especially when he is around Mirabel. Could Rimmer actually be evolving outside his own self absorption? This is not going to be easy.

Kim, Tom and Karl are in the middle of watching the new Red Dwarf but there's a sudden surprise waiting for them. What will it be?

In an attempt to Boost Morale, Rimmer suggests the crew put together radio broadcasts for each other during their offshift time. When he gets no volunteers, he goes himself and makes some surprising confessions. Inspired by an episode of the Vicar of Dibley

If you lose faith, you can still manage (spoilers for "The Promised Land")

John Rimmer ponders his youngest brother. Over three million years later, Arnold Rimmer receives a message. (Or: John isn't a bad person, and Arnold is stronger than anyone gives him credit for.)

A Red DwarfLabyrinth crossover. After Rimmer is mean about one of Lister's favourite films, Lister makes a wish he will come to regret.

Well was it real?

Lister asks Rimmer to change back after the emohawk turned him into Ace. For some reason, Rimmer complies. Neither is quite sure why.

A slave named David seeks help from his guard, Arnel, when the King decides to make him his new concubine. But Arnel has a secret... Retitled - used to be called Slaves