The Krusty Krab has a new customer who only orders pretzels. He's making the Krusty Krab more money than any other customer, what is to become of the Crabby Patties? Part 1 of the Pretzel Parlor saga.

Shithead Bikini Bottomites The Bikini Bottomites get their just desserts for how they treated Spongebob in 'Stuck in the Wringer'. Rated T for violence and LOTS of swearing. And yes, the 'Number 11' from 'Sailor Mouth' is in it. [i do not, and never will, own Spongebob Squarepants, but the Hooded Justice Squad is to me and me alone.]

Sandy has left an abusive relationship and reminisces about an old friend of hers, will she decide to find him again or try to get back with her ex?

Squidward admits his love for Spongebob

This fanfic will tell the origins of one of Spongebob's most popular characters: Sandy Cheeks. A human named Randall Kertz gets a pet squirrel in the state of Texas, only to meet a walking, talking female squirrel who will turn Randall's life upsode down. This is the story of how Sandy Cheeks went from the state of Texas to the underwater city of Bikini Bottom.

So what if Spongebob's most infamous episode made some semblance of sense? Just as episodic as the show.

It was just another day like all the others, Pearl was doing her jogging around Bikini Bottom, she was sweaty and tired and when she sees Spongebob being his average annoying happy persona...a wicked idea pops into her mind.

When Spongebob assembles a spy team he goes to stop a crime spree. However, the criminals may have the upper hand against him and his friends!

Cause I am sure hungry for one - HELP, HELP! MY LEG! The classic well beloved fanfic is back in an all new revved up way! All Frederick "Fred" Rechid wanted to do in life was to rev up those fryers, but things just don't go his way; how is this possible you may ask: well you'll just have to read to find out.

Oh, his dear, sweet... wait a minute! "To Love A Patty" poem.

Based on the SpongeBob Musical - What if they failed? What if Sandy's invention didn't work and Mount Humongous erupted? Warning: Very angsty, descriptions of injuries. Oneshot.

an ironic romantic fanfiction about spongebob and squidward

Randy realizes something about himself

When Bobby collapses at work it's up to his four friends to find out what happened. Who's abusing him? When did this all start? And how do they put a stop to it without anyone else getting hurt? Human AU. Oneshot. Rated T for swears and triggers. TW/ Abuse and Manipulation

SpongeBob and friends are excited to board the Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Ocean Liner Extravaganza to celebrate Christmas Day! What will be in store for them on this once-in-a-lifetime adventure?

After SpongeBob caused a series of accidental messes, causing his friends to get mad at him, he jumps to the conclusion that his friends don't love him anymore and leaves Bikini Bottom, but in New Kelp City, he has to deal with a gang of thugs. Meanwhile, his friends, regretting their actions, go looking for him. Will everything be solved? Rewrite of the episode of the same name.

Dopo che SpongeBob ha fatto una serie di disastri accidentali, facendo arrabbiare i suoi amici, giunge alla conclusione che non gli vogliano più bene e lascia Bikini Bottom, ma a New Kelp City, si ritrova a che fare con una banda di teppisti. Intanto, i suoi amici, pentendosi delle loro azioni, vanno a cercarlo. Si potrà chiarire tutto? Riscrittura dell'episodio dello stesso nome.

Spongebob is asked to buy a album by Mr. Krabs for his daughter but instead runs into a serial killer. Rated M for Character death, language and gore

When Squidward's boyfriend is found dead in their shared home, it's up to Sandy, SpongeBob, and Patrick to figure out who the killer is before they strike again.

SpongeBob's the happy go lucky guy we all know him as right? But what if he was hiding a secret he doesn't want any of us to know? (inspired by Midnight SilverWolf's "Sonic's crazy past fanfiction on Wattpad.

When Spongebob's friends apologized to Spongebob, he rejects them and lashes out at them for calling him Idiot Boy. There is a difference, what if Spongebob doesn't forgive them. Spongebob befriends with a group of rebellious people called The Kobra Crew, who accepts Spongebob as their member.

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There is no point trying to rob the Krusty Krab. It's just not worth the headache. One shot.

Somebody new has moved into town but is he as friendly as SpongeBob thinks? Or does he have a different motive? Things go from bad to worse as the friends risk losing SpongeBob forever. Human AU R&R

SpongeBob and Patrick are up to their usual antics, Squidward refuses to get involved. Just a sweet little one shot