"And now it's time for—" Rocky spoke.
"MOOSELVANIAN IDOLLLL!!" Bullwinkle exclaimed.
The stage immediately shifted to a glittery blue color scheme, the crowds cheered, Bullwinkle was now in a tuxedo. He walked over to a microphone and cleared his throat.
"Our first contestant is Bullwinkle, from Frostbite Falls, MN, he will be judged by Paula Ab-Moose, Si-moose Cowell, and Rand-winkle Jackson!" Bullwinkle gestured to some versions of himself, dressed like Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell, and Randy Jackson.
(Slow instrumental plays…)
"--LAAAAAAAA!" Bullwinkle sang, breaking a large wine glass.
"Oh, I LOVED IT!" Paula Ab-Moose exclaimed.
"You were RUBBISH!" Si-moose Cowell gave a thumbs-down.
"That's gonna be a yes from me, Dawg!" Rand-winkle Jackson replied.
"And there you have it! Two out of three, BULLWINKLE WINS!!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, the crowd behind him cheering.
"Now here's something we hope you'll really like!" Rocky replied.
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Dudley do right in: "Bummer Lovin', had me a blast…"
"AH, THE NORTHWESTERN REGION OF CANADA. AS THE MOOSE CROWS EARLY IN THE MORNING, SNIDLEY WHIPLASH IS ALREADY UP, TRYING TO BRING DOWN THE MOUNTIES, AND—"
"Wait, where'd they all go?" Snidely asked, having just broken down the door. "NO! I am MEANINGLESS as a villain without Do-Right!"
"OH SNIDELY, DON'T YOU KNOW THAT DUDLEY, THE INSPECTOR, AND NELL HAVE ALL GONE TO THE BAHAMAS?"
"They have?" Snidely replied.
"YES, INSPECTOR FENWICK FINALLY DECIDED THAT HE, DUDLEY, AND NELL ALL NEEDED A NICE SUMMER VACATION…"
"Well then, I suppose I too shall have to take a little vacation…" the feind sneered.
"Oh, I wish Snidely were here…" Dudley sighed, then responded. "—so that I could FOIL his evil scheme!"
"Dudley, Snidely might not be here, but I certainly am…" she batted her eyes.
"Oh I know that, but I've bought someone on the trip…" Dudley replied, grabbing his suitcase.
"DUDLEY OPENED HIS SUITCASE AND OUT CAME HIS HORSE, NEIGHING AFFECTIONATELY."
"Wait, hold up, you bought HORSE?!" Nell asked, ever-so ecstatic.
"Certainly!" Dudley replied. "I can't just leave him at the camp with no one to change out his litter box!"
"AT THAT VERY MOMENT, SNIDELY ARRIVED IN THE BAHAMAS, READY TO ENACT HIS EVIL PLAN…"
"Oho, this'll be so RICH!" Snidley exclaimed, picking up a beach crab with some tweezers.
"OH THAT FOUL FEIND PROCEEDED TO SNEAK BEHIND DUDLEY AND SHOVE SAID CRAB DOWN HIS CANADIAN FLAG SWIMMING TRUNKS!"
"I say, Nell did you ever get the feeling you were being--YYYEEEOWWW!!" Dudley exclaimed, leaping into the air as the crab pinched his buttocks.
"I'm sorry what?" Nell asked, then she just so happened to notice Snidely. "DUDLEY LOOK IT'S SNIDELY!!" she pointed in fear.
"Oh-ho!" Dudley exclaimed. "Not on MY vacation!"
"AND WITH THAT, DUDLEY PROCEEDED TO RUN AFTER THE FEIND UNTIL HE GOT ENOUGH SPEED, THEN BODY-SLAMMED THE GREEN MAN TO THE GROUND."
"You, are UNDER ARREST YOU GREEN..." Dudley struggled to come up with a fitting insult. "--GUY!"
"Eheheh..." Snidely awkwardly laughed, then pulled out a drink. "Virgin mojito?"
"DUDLEY, BEING A TEETOTALER, REFUSED THE DRINK, FOR THOUGH IT WAS A VIRGIN MOJITO, SNIDELY COULD'VE BEEN LYING. SINCE DUDLEY WAS FAR AWAY FROM CANADA, FOR THE TIME BEING, SNIDELY WAS BEING HELD CAPTIVE IN A SAND-CASTLE, OF ALL PLACES."
"Do-Right when your vacation ends I shall come back swinging!" Snidely exclaimed, unable to move any part of his body except his head, mouth, eyebrows, ears, eyes and neck.
"I don't think so, Snidely!" Dudley retorted. "Now sit there, the tide's coming in..."
End.
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"And now, back to the show!"
