Todos son idiotas, todos están muertos, nadie se conoció en vida, ahora se conocen y descubren quienes fueron en el mas allá.

Naruto mengancam dirinya, menjadikan ancaman itu sebagai modal untuk memeras dan terus memaksa untuk melakukan seks dengannya. Dalam hati ia mengumpat atas perbuatan pria tersebut, namun semakin lama tubuhnya semakin terasa aneh, mulai menikmati setiap sentuhan dari pria tersebut hingga menjadi sebuah kebutuhan.

Senju Hashirama hates miracles. No, he really does. They just complicate everything. Not that Uchiha Madara was what most people would call a miracle. But you have to call him one when he managed to survive what he did... #World Building, #HashiMada Forever, #Fuck Mito! (Rewritten 1.23.19)

Hay miles de ellos y algunos están destinados a cruzarse...

Just a drabble for Itachi's birthday!

The tiny islands of Wave country. Gave rise to the Ninja worlds newest superpowered number one knuckleheaded Ninja. See the rise of the Namikaze-Uzumaki Naruto, Through his own strength and gaining some friends along the way will he have the strength to defend against the evil that approachs. Will he succeed as the new Blade Edge. Rated T for now, Pairing also undecided.

Sasuke a une course à disputer mais il crève sur la route. Il fera la rencontre d'un mécanicien qui lui conseillera de renoncer avant de lui offrir une chance de gagner.

His body was thrust deep into the water from the impact and as it swallowed him, the mighty Jiraiya, broken and battered, let his mind wander to a time he almost, finally, found love. (Writer: I couldn't handle losing Jiraiya, so I wrote this to save his life. Rated M for future non-explicit suggestive adult themes, I mean, this is the Pervy Sage we're talking about here.)

Shisui loved his little brothers. They were so simple. Until they weren't and one started dating a powerful and scary woman and the other a shark man. Now he had to be sure Sasuke didn't piss off Sakura so he could live to be twenty at the very least and fight the shark motherfucker he didn't trust with his innocent weasel. And where are they finding all these weird new friends!

Nagato a muerto y Konan está sola ahora. Itachi sobrevivió a su pelea con Sasuke, no se sabe como ni porqué está en una cueva, pero ha perdido la vista por completo. Ahora sólo puede confiar en una persona, la que lo encontró, Konan. A la que pedirá ayuda para recuperar su visión y salvar a ¿Sasuke?. Poco a poco irán viendo que sólo se tienen el uno al otro... ItaKonan. ¡Love!

Sasuke nunca envidió a Obito por sus amorosos padres, su casa grande y bonita, o su posición de mariscal de campo. Él lo quiere como un hermano. Razón por la cual ha intentado todo lo posible mantener su distancia de su novia. Incluso si ha amado a Hinata desde que tenía cinco años, no debería acercarse a ella. Pero, ¿vale la pena perder su primo por ella?... Demonios, sí.

Sarada has just graduated from High School and has found a pretty well paying job that her mother also has: Naruto's Sluts. It's a strip club where if you pay enough, you can fuck whomever is there. Now the Uchiha has to watch her mother get fucked and not break when big dicks come around like everyone else.

Aucune religion n'a jamais parlé de réincarnation dans un monde fictif. Et pourtant, me voila! Un instant, je suis mourant sur le sol de notre bonne vieille Terre et, la seconde d'après je me réveille dans l'univers d'un certain manga. Je n'étais pas supposé exister dans ce monde mais maintenant que j'y suis, j'ai bien l'intention de rester !

It was Mayonaka Shinjiro who treated Uchiha Itachi's terminal illness, but how did the secretly kindhearted Itachi come to be tended to by a youth with his own visual prowess? And after the Fourth Great War, how will this former member of Bright Lightning interact with Itachi's brother, Sasuke? Rated T as always because Naruto is violent and occasionally gory.

Itachi Uchiha, a man of unparalleled wealth, power and privilege, existed in a world few could reach. Very few people or things were worthy enough to catch his attention. Haruno Sakura would do just that. Unfortunately, Saukra would find out the hard way, that a life entwined with the Uchiha clan, was one within a Spider's Web .

Tender and sweet. Love makes people feel full and satisfied. Naruto Uzumaki the Warlock and his wife Hinata Hyuga open a bakery tavern. Aspiring to be magical detective, Himawari is mortified when Inojin Yamanaka discovers that she is a bimbo witch. Fluff. Smut.

AU Sasuke defected to Orochimaru. Naruto left to go train with Jiraya. Kakashi started taking ANBU missions again. And Sakura? Well, she's not quite sure yet.

Most families have the same dynamic. One father, One mother, and a child or two. And Mitsuki sees this reflected in the families of his teammates- but not his own, which consists currently of himself and his father. It shouldn't be so hard to get his parent's back together especially with the help of his friends, right?

In the midst of Sasuke's redemption journey he crosses paths with Sakura. Can she help him find redemption for his heart and soul? Check out by reading this one shot.

—!Frentona no vayas¡ —gritó la Yamanaka para detener a su necia amiga. Ella realmente estaba muy enojada. [One-Shot]

COMPLETE (new chapter up everyday - total of 29 chapters!). Some people are assholes. Some people are kind. It's when those are the same person that things get real confusing. Minor character death. A fic about grief, healing, and hope. Modern AU (office AU), Sasunaru/Narusasu.

Ella quería que se le concediera una segunda oportunidad de vivir y para él ella es su segunda oportunidad para seguir viviendo. [Adaptación]

Madara could confirm that dying was awful, but at least he wouldn't die alone... Or die at all, it seems. Madara wakes up with a second chance, a chance to live out the rest of his days with the love of his life, a chance to live in a perfect world.

...Never make assumptions. But rules are for chumps, and shortcuts are a given for a genius. The result? Three more Uchiha manage to survive the massacre, for better or for worse. Featuring- OC characters, Sasuke with a family, and the realization that Itachi was a pretttttyyyy crappy brother. AU

Dans un monde actuel, les créatures surnaturelles vivent cachées parmi les humains. Naruto, Kakashi et Sasuke en font partie. Un jour, Sakura se fait violemment mordre par un vampire. Suite à cet incident, elle entrera peu à peu dans leur monde. Entre secret inavouable, rivalités de clans et magie mystérieuse, une histoire d'amour commence à naître. UA - SasuSaku