Yep, that infamous fanfic, which has since been deleted from FFN. Fortunately, there's a repost, with a link to it in my profile page. I'm going to challenge myself to translate it into more intelligible English. Please do remember that none of the original author's beliefs reflect my own. Contains sarcasm and lampshading of the absurdity of the original version.

Finding kittens isn't all that hard, especially ones that end up on your doorstep. But see, that's where it all got started.

This is my first story. Naruto learns that Minato is his father early on and works hard to earn the Namikaze name. There will be key differences at the beginning that will change Naruto's life. Rated M for language and violence

Karin has secrets Konoha wants, and Sakura knows just how to get it... SakuKarin lemon, repost, commissioned by ssvidel

AU. Konohagakure is a country that houses some of the most elite families in all of the world. If there is one school the children go to, that is Konoha Gakuen. Fame, power and money equals a simple life? No way. Eight sixteen-year-olds, seven prestigious families, one school, five rivalries, one love. Welcome to Konoha Gakuen. Welcome to hell. (Multiple pairings inside)

Adopted from malfoydraco16. The Senju clan was not what it seemed. Outwardly, they seemed to be a moral righteously driven clan. Inwardly however, they were a clan built upon deceit. A clan that can be very well be called evil... Watch, as Naruto Uzumaki, last of the senju clan, brings back his clan to its former glory, enslaving and destroying all who stand in his way.

::Oneshot:: He'll also never admit to the way her kisses affected him. He was always dazed after their kisses, long or short. She knew what to do when it came to kissing. It was the one thing she was confident about. HinaNeji

The Sound Four are accompanied by a girl when they go to pick up Sasuke. She brings Sasuke to the base. When Sasuke learns that she is just like him, out for revenge with no one left. Will he fall for her? Rated T for swearing.

Hay situaciones que se ganan sin librar batallas... hay otras situaciones que solo se ganan luchando día a día... sin importar la desgracia que les rodea.

there's no escape from me my love you were made for me and you will be mine no one can take you away from me there's no escape...

Sasori has broken one of Deidara's favorite sculptors and the bomber is not happy about it. In return Deidara decides that punishment is necessary to prevent this from happening again. AU, SEME DEIDARA! I tried to keep Sasori in Char. RATED M FOR A REASON! YAOI! Light BDSM

Le tendió una mano, blanca y suave a la vista. Titubeó un poco, pero al final aceptó con un gesto tímido su inocente ofrecimiento. Dedicado a Alicedds, lo prometido es deuda, y por la demora un fic ;)

2 years after the 4th GSW Hinata is disowned for the Hyuuga Clan, along with Naruto ignoring Hinata's confession to marry Sakura. Hinata's snap's and awakens the Hiroshima Clan's Kekkei Genkai for her mother's family. Learning Hyuuga Clan's dirty little secrets she makes a deal with a demon. Time-Travel. Jinchuuriki/Hanyou Hinata. I DON'T OWN NARUTO! JUST THE HIROSHIMA CLAN & HIRO!

At the hands of the Hyuuga Clan and the Villagers of Konoha Hinata Hiroshima lost her mother Hitomi Hiroshima. As she lays in a cave crying she is found by a pack of Wolves after her Kekkei Genkai activates making her accepted into the pack. What would happen if she were to be found in the woods 12 years later? Feral/OOC Hinata Non-Hyuuga Hinata. I Do Not Own Naruto.

Temari visita todos los años, el día de la madre, la tumba de Karura. Pero ese año sera mas especial que cualquier otro.

This story is from the point-of-view of my own character Bay. He is Orochimaru's son. I know that Orochimaru did not have a son, but in my story he does. Sasuke meets this mysterious guy during the exams and starts to follow him around. He finds out that he knows Orochimaru's location and his older brother, but what will he do with his information?

Hinata finds herself in a lonely world. She then meets people that change her life. What awaits her? Love, sadness, freedom

Ichia Ichia puede ser demasiado tentador, y dicen que la curiosidad mató al gato pero ¿Qué creen que pasaría si el ninja copia se encuentra a su alumna leyendo el librito naranja?

BoyxBoy. Seme! Gaara x Uke! Naruto.Will probably have lemon in later chapters. . .soooo yeah. . .Naruto is Kidnapped by a mysterious man. . .it's better than it sounds. This is in present time (a.k.a no one is a ninja). AnimeLover660

'Tonight, Konoha is a song of a thousand cries, but Kakashi only hears the wail of a newborn.' Kakashi-centric. [Oneshot. Edited ending.]

Él sonrió, y aunque en él no fuera muy común el expresar sus sentimientos, lo hizo. —Te quiero, Sakura.

Well, story is better than the summary... Tenten Becomes an Anbu before Neji, and she tries to keep it from him while they are on a mission together... although, he doesn't know its tenten, he thinks it's an Anbu, and talks to her about her later on and in the end he finds out it was her, they argue, they make up... rated T for language please review and I'll add more chapters

okay so im really bad at this but... gaara and his siblings are ruthless bandits and hinatas an old friend who loves gaara this takes place in a modern day western... im really bad at this xP sorry i had add a new chapter but something went wrong xP please review tho and let me no

2 personas en un callejón oscuro y una de ellas con un plan diabólico. Sasuke cumplirá su ultimo objetivo a si ella quiera o no!

AU: Naruto at an early age is nearly beaten to death and left for dead, Hinata finds him and nurtures him back to health; She had been his angel in his time of need. As Hinata gets older she as a member of the Hyuuga is accepted into the Ninja Academy, Naruto joins the Academy as well in order to gather strength. With greater power he can protect his loved ones! (Rated M for gore.)