What happens when poor Naruto-kun returns from a long mission to find he has no pants? And when Itachi tries to exploid such things? ItaNaru! Of course! Lemon !

Naruto works at matress king and gets a certain raven haired customer looking for the perfect bed. this is a two shot.

Sasuke and Sakura's friends want them to date, so that both groups will be dating each other, But when all of the pairs break up, they try their hardest to break up Sasuke and Sakura and prove that it really is your mates before your dates.

Really, the Kyuubi always knew this. Hinata should have expected this. Jiraiya should have known. So how did this little fact about Naruto slip the minds of everyone? It is a delicious crack-fic.

AU. Crackish. Dialogues. 'Vampires are so lame...yes even the sparkly, gentlemanly ones too.' Part II of Lover Elections.

Tenten tells Neji that she loves him, and is rejected at first. Then, against Hiashi's orders, he decides to tell her that he feels the same. But, how long will his new-found happiness last? Rated for depressing themes in later chapters. ON HIATUS.

He left through her window, taking everything she knew with him. When he came back, he expected her to be the same way he had left her. Too bad, things don't always turn out that way. SasuIno Collaboration with Drunksonic

While it is true history may repeat itself, it may not always happen the way people expect it to. Take the example of Team 7. Everyone expected them to follow their teachers', the Three Sannin, example. But the way they did it was....out of order.

I take Sakura’s place in her world and she takes mine in our world. What chaos will ensue? And will she like how I look? Because I know having pink hair would be too weird for me. Oh, and here’s the twist, I’ve never actually watched Naruto.

So, Sakura Haruno has just moved to Konoha, and has started at the prestigious Konoha Academy. There she meets Sasuke Uchiha and her life changes - in more ways then one. This is her new life: meeting new friends, a new school, and a possible love...

Sasuke is left incredibly wounded after his big fight with Itachi. Too bad for him his old teammates find him before Team Hebi can stop them. Will Team Kakashi be able to get him back, or will they follow him instead? And who's Mandara? Slight SXS and NXH

Sasuke gets a new classmate and she is not what he expected. This school is for ninjas after all! She seems normal. I mean, she can't even mold chakra. So why does he seem compelled to spar until he can beat her? And what's with her attitude? And eyes? OC

—Últimamente siento que te necesito demasiado... —susurró— como nunca pensé que lo haría, tanto que me desvela. No es solo, ya sabes... deseo. Es algo más. Shikamaru&Ino.

Itachi thinks he's under attack from fangirls and runs into Deidara's room. More ItaDei!

The legend of the White Phantom Fox. A ravid collector. A young hunter. A seemingly normal school-boy. How will fate connect them? ItaXNaru

Naruto is used as a lab rat right after Sasuke leaves. However, the serum meant to destroy enemies’ minds and knowledge has a completely backwards effect on the Jinchuuriki. Congratulations, Council-man. You’ve finally done something right!

This is the story of three ninjas from the real world coming in to the world of Naruto and trying to figure out was the hell is going on! Follows chunin exam story arc and on. Filled with action, comedy, and sex adventures! Please R&R!

Trato de mantener los ojos abiertos...y te veo, estás a mi lado...¿llorando?...¿será pór mí?...Te amo Sasuke-kun.

NaruHina AU. Hinata is just an typical girl, but when an insane man threatens to destroy her school she aquires some exceptional powers. Hinata must find her courage if she wants to protect the school and her crush. But who is the mysterious masked knight

Um dia... Ino esperaria, ansiosa. Um quase-porco para o sensee! s2 30Cookies.

Their last mission involved a good ol' talk about the birds and the bees...poor Kakashi. And even Sasuke's a little bewildered by Naruto's unexpected questions. SasuNaru. Shonen-ai. Oneshot.

What would really happen when Naruto meets Team 8 for the first time after the time skip.

“Hein, não acha que é melhor perguntar pra ele?” “Deixa ele, pelo jeito ele só esta meio indeciso.” “Se somos piada não é por culpa minha, você que está fazendo doce pra entrar nesse elevador!” -Zetsu- T por causa do 'lado negro'

KakaSaku Some memories are worth holding on to. One-shot

Hinata, Sakura and Sasuke out on a wild night, funny and romantic. This story is just like my name CRACKFICTION XD. NaruHina