Rejection after rejection, eh Hinata? Naruto whispered. I'll help you, Naruto. I'll teach you everything you need to know in how to be the ideal man for Sakura.

Mermaids don't exist, right? Try telling that to Shikamaru's and Ino's new client. They are assigned to help him find the fabled creatures, but somehow they are proved to exist. And things get more troublesome when Ino somehow becomes one. Shikaino

Sasuke holds his breath at the highs and lows of his life. It reminds him how fragile we all really are. NaruSasu. Citrus scented.

Deidara proposes to Sakura. She rejects him. A fluffly oneshot, with a bit of OOCness. Still, who doesn't love a fluffy DeiSaku? XD

Itachi tries to tell Sakura that even though they have a relationship, he doesn't want to be touched in front of Akatsuki members, no kissing in public. But Sakura has a different opinion about it. ItaSaku, both OOC, some language. READ AND REVIEWS!

Naruto likes to point out that Sasuke has “uke” in his name. Sasuke doesn't care. Naruto likes to point out that Sasuke looks more like an uke. Sasuke still doesn't care. In the end, who really is the uke? [A not what you think fic...?]

A new girl comes to Konoha. She is really kind. Everyone keeps talking about her. sasuke who hasn't met her yet, hates it.

Just two short poems I wrote for Sabaku no Gaara a.k.a Gaarakun. It's not very good...'cause I thought them up in the middle of the night. But still, please read and review! Thanks!

While on a pretend mission with Shikamaru, Naruto gets hurt by a hallow and nearly dies until Rukia saves him. However, Naruto is now a homunculus and to make things worst shinigami and homunculi are enemies!

Yah! thats right, the cutiest pairing, just got a new amazing story! All the hot details of these male lovers. Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi

Neji comes up with a rather clichéd plot to inherit. Not that we're complaining.

While on a mission together, a nineteen year old Naruto gets drunk and Sasuke has to handle it. We'll see how well that goes won't we? Rated M for a reason. SasuNaru. READ AND REVIEW!

É aniversário de um Akatsuki, e nesse dia muitas dúvidas vêm a sua mente.Será que alguém lembrou de seu aniversário, ou melhor, será que ELE em especial lembrou?[YAOI ItaTobi]

Naruto does a little bit of kareoke. Just me messing around with Queen song, and with silly comments.

He does not know what he has lost in life. But when a new neighbor and her child come, he thinks his memory is just coming back. But she doesn't confess…A NejiXOC fic with other pairings

Kisame wonders why his partner is so quiet. Itachi does not enlighten him.

She's the geeky smart girl. He's the popular, yet smart boy. She's always noticed him and eveything he does. He hardly knew she existed. After he notices her, When does a crush turn into a cruel joke? SakuSasu...

Naruto weeps for all the times he never got to, but his team prefers that goofy, annoying smile of his. Rated for slight language. OneShot. Team Seven Freindship Fic.

The rain is numbing. KakaxSaku

Hard times fall on everybody, it's coping with them that trully strengthens your character. A teenage mother who barely makes ends meat, a homeless boy with a mysterious past, and the 'hard times' that bring them closer together. onesided sasusaku, saku?

[Theme...blood .drabble. .angst.] Gaara takes sadistic pleasure in the bloodlust comenting on the patterns and how it wasn't a promise that could be broken....that... and I needed a gorefix like I need heroin. [pre.chunin.exam]

[CGH][GenHaya] A response to Sweetbriar's 'Needles'. Genma explains why needles suck but senbon don't.

A strange ninja named Cha has come to town, and death seems to follow. Who is this strange rogue man who uses a forbidden fighting stle? Not the best at summaries but good story, R&R no flames please. NaruHin, SasuSak, RockTen, ShkiIno,rated for future ch

Sasuke realizes what an idiot hes been as Sakura's boyfriend. He's abused, yelled, and destroyed Sakura, leading her to commit to suicide! Sasuke tries to change, but it doesn't work out. In the end, he loses everything. SongficPoetry fic.

Well people, it's Itachi's birthday today, June 9th, and I have decided to write a birthday crack fic in his honour. Dun blame me for the craziness! oneshot