This is meant to be a rewrite of the S25 episode of the same name with the aim to make it more S1-4 esque. The inspiration came from when me and my dad were rewatching that episode and he said that the kids should've just told PC Principal about what Mr. Garrison has actually been doing. Rewritten by me and BigEngineGordon.

Last time the boys decided something needed it be done about Cartman, they simply ignored him. Twenty years later, he does something much worse than eating the skin off the chicken, and Stan and Kyle decide he can’t get away with it this time. Aged up characters, KylexOC

Whenever he was upset, he just said things. He didn't mean a word of it, but that didn't make it hurt any less. Stan Abuse. Hurt/No Comfort

The Human Kite gets stuck in a tree, while Ike goes through intense training to become a badass, and City Wok changes up its menu. This is just a little episode idea, so there is not really any dialogue. It explores the issues of misinformation online and how different generations interact with it.

Es el tercer año después de la venida de Cristo; el infierno reina en la tierra y forzados a sobrevivir, un grupo de religiosos se especializa en la caza de estas inmundas creaturas. Craig, un pastor juvenil que predica doctrinas sin saber en qué creer, se ve arrojado de cabeza en una situación que podría cambiar el futuro cuando se encuentra a un tembloroso diablillo rubio.

Stan wakes up in the hospital being told they accidentally replaced his heart with a baked potato. Luckily he got more than three seconds to live. Now he lives on a steady diet of butter, sour cream, bacon bits, and chives...as well as the kisses of Wendy Testaburger. But what if Stan was offered sponsorship for being famous as the boy with the potato heart?

Senior year: prom, graduation, college plans. Things can't be better for Stan and his friends. But when Stan collapses in class and lands himself in a coma, there's so much uncertainty among his loved ones if they'll be planning a graduation party or a funeral. Co-written with MadamRoseMarsh

Robbery and villainy are all too common now in ImaginationLand. So the new mayor decides to convince the Mayor of South Park to change their legal system to hold imaginary criminals just as accountable as real ones. M. In-progress not finished yet, one-shot so far.

Everyone is in their mid-20s. Is life really that good? Or is it all bullshit? A look on the lives of the South Park characters as adults. Inspired by the Blink-182 song "Up All Night". What makes life worth living? Warnings: Mentions of sex, swearing, depression, suicidal ideation, schizophrenia, mental illness, heteronormativity, character death, self-harm, probably more.

A short story of what happened after poor Shelly got killed. And Kevin is heartbroken.

AU. 20s. Kenny. TW: depression, suicide, self harm. Kenny is having a hard time in life, he feels stagnant. Things are getting bad, but who cares? Nothing matters anyway. He's come far from who/where he was, even so, is this it? Is this all there is? Kenny and crew will explore these questions and here's a look at his boring life.

After Cartman breaks Allie’s necklace, Pip gets his revenge on him in the most brutal way possible, unaware that this moment will destroy his life before the upcoming war against a certain ginger teenager.

Stan finds out what living with Shelly means, especially with puberty hitting and some undesired comments from his peers. Rated T for mild language and suggestive content.

Kyle, Stan and Kenny decide to spend the night at Cartman's house with him watching movies like at any sleepover. What they don't know is the danger they are going to run throughout the night, since some mysterious children have come to claim something that they possess, and they will not rest until they have fulfilled their mission.

Pip gives Allie a present to celebrate their anniversary after their date.

Tweek life is shaken as he must mate for his heat. Tweek wants nothing to do with mating for his heat. Craig is a strong independent alpha wants no ties to any omega…..until he connects with Tweek. OMEGAVERSE

This is a short romance story between Craig Tucker and Tweek Tweak. Everyone is around the age of 18-20 and in college. Craig Tucker is just a college student trying to make money work as a Doordash driver and meets a certain blond on one of his orders.

In a world where Kyle is one of the only boys in town and most of the men leave for a hunting trip for the week, Kyle will be stuck with many available women and girls. How will be survive. Shameless smut, expect genderswapping. Fem Stan, Fem Kenny, Fem Butters. Enjoy.

Craig and Tweek are alone together at Stark’s Pond in the middle of a starry night. It is here that Craig starts unusually saying some very tender and affectionate things to the one in his company. Needless to say that such sweet words leave Tweek feeling very moved…

What's better than waking up in a strange room with a headache? Of course, if you are not alone and there is someone else lying next to you. Very close and scantily dressed.

At some point everything comes back and you have to clarify what you actually wanted to forget. For Kyle, the moment came when he let Stan persuade him to finally attend a class reunion. (Cartman is a transwoman in this)

La primer historia para sentar las bases de mi universo pedorro de South Park. Los personajes son propiedad de Trey Parker y Matt Stone

Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny take some time to visit Chef's grave at the cemetery of South Park. It has been quite some time since the loss of their good friend - and yet, to this day, they miss him dearly. The boys reflect on what a helpful, trusted ally Chef was to the four of them - and how there will never be another adult like him in their lives.

Stan hates his life. He's torn between the relief that highschool is ending, and the grief that soon everyone will part ways. Prom is the furthest thing from his mind, but when Stan can't seem to execute a passable prom night he finds himself lost in the woods, wishing he could have a do-over. It seems something deemed it their job to give it to him. (Ch. 1/15)

(POST COVID KYMAN) Kyle Broflovski is now 30 years old, the single soul left from his class still in South Park. He is feeling lost and confused and turns to his faith for comfort when he discovers an old "friend" already worshiping at his temple. Begins to explore what would have happened if Cartman reconnected with Kyle, instead of meeting Yentl. (Created for the Kyman Zine!)