A wicth halps tha band find tru lov... but tha catch is that only one cuple can suceed. utter shitposting

Magnus gets a little more than he bargained for when he meets Seth at a hotel in Sydney. Special thanks to my friend/beta Scone.

When Toki is called home to bury his Mother, he is left with a surprising, yet not unwelcome, gift; his twin sister. Kept apart as children, Thora and Toki set off from the frozen wasteland of Norway to thrive and learn from one another. Arriving at the 'haus, Thora is faced with two more challenges: Keeping a spot in Mordhaus by modeling, and hating the coldest heart around.

Two For Flinching: A Love Story-An Unexpurgated Interview With Nathan Explosion in 18 Parts Disclaimer: This is Filthy and Wrong. Turn back now, before it's too late. Rated "M" doesn't cover it. Sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Also, frank smut, kink, drug use, alcohol abuse, rough sex, serious profanity, violent threats... Everything you love about Metalocalypse. 3

Nathan has a secret and needs some...help? A tired Dethklok has some trouble finding out what's hiding in the kitchen cupboard. [Implications of boyxboy and lemon in potential future chapters]

Charles recibe una llamada telefónica y debe ir a Maine. Pero cuando vuelve, no lo hace solo. Advertencias: Yaoi, pero también hetero.

Panic was an inevitable reality of Toki's daily life, nothing in that respect had changed since his exodus from his small hometown. He awoke cold and hungry, fighting cold sweats, his heart beating out of his chest and an overall sense of dread encompassing his whole being daily. But at least he was free.

Pickles and Snakes N' Barrels made it. Their first big gig and Pickles is ecstatic. Things would change for him finally, he would find acceptance, and glory. Or whatever. The long cold nights on the streets and drug hazed violence would have meaning. This show could change everything. *Sexual violence possible in later chaps, lots of drug abuse*

When Toki first joins the band, Pickles doesn't quite know what to think of the kid, but it doesn't really matter; he needs him to play, not be his friend. Soon, though, that's exactly what he becomes, and eventually their relationship develops into more.

My attempt at a metalocalypse fanfic. It's a highschool AU, cause I can. Skwisgaar x Toki

William has a visitor that stirs up some problems. Rated M for later

People of Mordland tell the stories of the past and present. This story doesn't follow the original canon of the series, changes and differences will be explained as chapters go by.

It wasn't strange for Pickles to call people at stupid hours of the night, raging drunk. It was a little more strange when he called the wrong number.

Set directly after the episode Dethdad. Toki freaks out and runs into the woods again, where his life changes forever. Mpreg. Don't like, don't read. Possibly OOC.

Some Metalocalypse Drabbles that came to mind while watching some episode or just going through images. Skwistok, Charles x Pickles and some band interactions, with a bit of things going on here and then, have a look :)

Skwisgaar visits Toki in hospital after the events of Doomstar, and he needs to get some things off of his chest. One-shot internal monologue.

Universo Alternativo: "Imaginen un universo donde no envejeces mas de 18 años hasta que encuentras tu alma gemela." Ahora agregarle que ah pasado una guerra que diezmo a la humanidad, entre la cual ahora caminan personajes fantasticos.

The snow clinging to his leather boots, the boys; no, his boys, faces go from grim to sullen as he turned his back on them. The sinking dread in the pit of his heart as he left Toki's safety in their hands. By now he felt as though that fear was unnecessary. He knew all too well that they would come through in the end. They always did.

Post Doomstar Requiem. Dethklok rescues their captured band mate, and attempt to return to business as usual. But the occupants of Mordhaus can all see that something is off with their rescued brother... And with an army of enemies, both old and new, the band will have to learn to harness their newfound powers before it is too late. Rated M for violence, language and adult themes.

Oh, yes, their plan for Toki's twenty-fifth birthday was about to go into motion and it took everything in them not to start laughing like a bunch of dildos. Toki's birthday roast would be one to remember; So, why had Pickles been trying to hard to forget it? Pickles remembers Toki's birthday after he's been captured by Magnus.

this is a collection of drabbles involving my OC Clover. Eventually this will have a romantic sister story with a higher rating but for now just some fun character interaction. WARNING new writer trying to improve

A short drabble with Nathan/Pickles undertones. Silces-of-life at Mordhaus and elsewhere. Will be continued as inspiration strikes. (Might even contain smut at one point, the rating will then change accordingly.)

In which Toki's attempt to make a new friend falls flat, Nathan takes security Very Seriously, and Abigail wouldn't trade these ridiculous men in her life for anything.

His own wail of grief wakes him seconds after Toki's pulse flutters and dies beneath his fingertips. They're always a few minutes too late in his dreams, a few drinks, a few joints, a few pointless arguments over the semantics of calling a friend a brother.

his eyes are warm and sincere and nathan's favorite shade of green, like florida grass. /nathanpickles