The Anime Jumper

by Ether4

Shawn was a relatively normal guy until he was struck by lightning and his life changed. He was transported to the Jump Space allowing him to enter any anime or manga and after finishing the storyline he’d permanently get any chosen ability or item related ability he chose. (Although listed as Naruto this is only the one of the first two) Pokémon, Naruto, Saiki K

3. Chapter 1

Shawn opened his eyes once more and realised he had pink hair, strange hairpins, green glasses and the thoughts of others running through his head, he'd become Saiki Kusou.

Watching through a screen he'd made fun of the hell this guy went through but just standing here he heard things from up to 500 metres, these were things like "What should I have for breakfast?"

"Who should I steal from today?"

"I wonder if my wife will have sex with me today"

There was some pretty weird shit happening in people's minds, he tried to zone them out but they just kept coming and eventually he heard he was supposed to come down to breakfast which he did.

When he walked down he saw shocked faces from his 'parents' and a yell from his mother"Kusuo, your face!" Saiki reached for his face confused until he heard the second part "Your using facial expressions!" Saiki then remembered he was supposed to have a permanent straight face.

He took the breakfast and ate with his parents constantly staring at him like they'd seen a ghost until he left, he then realised he wasn't wearing his uniform so he fixed that with telekinesis whilst no one was around.

Saiki walked into class and heard his teacher's thought 'I bet Nendou stole the wallets", Saiki then waited and saw the teacher walk in and say "Today we have a problem that needs to be solved before class, each and everyone of you has had their wallets taken so I want the person who did it to come clean", 'Hurry up Nendou"

Saiki thought it would be funny to trip over the real thief and have him drop the wallets so he did, the wallets went everywhere and the guy was thinking 'Fuck, what the actual fuck did I trip on'

The teacher and the rest of the students looked like they'd seen Jesus, it wasn't even Nendou "Go see the principal, now!" Saiki saw Nendou sitting there like he didn't know anything happening around him which was good for Saiki, one less person to deal with.

Everyone got their wallets and the boy was expelled, the end.

(373 words)

Due to the particular form of this series the chapters will be quite short