Multiples of long, boring, drawn out days later and Saiki's X-ray vision power showed up, he wondered why now but just ignored it and figured if he blinks ever two seconds he'd be good.
Why two seconds, well unlike the straight-faced toriginal Saiki the replacement didn't get to see naked women all his life so thanks to X-ray vision he'd get to see them for two seconds, every two seconds and he'd blink straight after because he didn't want to see the muscular structure of those said women.
He'd always thought that it would be scarier on Halloween to dress up as a false muscle structure instead of a skeleton but one used much less materials and was very much cheaper so skeletons just became the thing.
All shapes and sizes was not an understatement, he saw small boobs, big boobs, small asses and big asses, hairless pussies and hairy ones. Walking by he even saw a group of young adults trying to extort money from a hidden experienced gang member who was heavily armed.
Taking a second glance a couple seconds later and Saiki realised that the thugs have already been taken care of as they laid bleeding out on the cold hard ground, Saiki walked forward and saw a street performer who called to him "Aye, you kid there come watch the magic of the miraculous Illusionist Chouno Uruoku" Saiki remembered that his name was a pun of the Japanese word for ESP 'Chounouryoku'
Saiki looked at him and the bird inside his hat, the terribly misguided individual said "Now watch as I send my assistant Michael from this box to the next" The ugly hobo called Michael came out and climbed in the box and had the lid shut "All it needs it tap, tap and a wait for it..." Poor Michael began quickly moving but Chouno removed the lid "Ta-Daaaa"
Michael crawled out from underneath the table and lifted his hands as if saying 'Ta-Daaaa' The crowd looked visibly disturbed by the failure and that same crowd quickly dissipated into a single pink-haired individual you said "Please save the bird in your hat, it isn't okay"
Chouno looked shocked for a second before coming up with his own theory "So your in the same industry as I am, seeing it's so let me tell you a story" Saiki internally sighed but listened to the story that explained his misleading
"A few months ago, I was just a normal business man but I messed up a little, so I was fired. It all happened so fast, after I lost my job my wife left with passport in hand and since I couldn't pay rent I was kicked out of my house. Because of one little mistake my job, my wife and all of my savings had completely vanished. At that time, I suddenly thought... That's it I should become a magician and that's how it happened! Since so many things had vanished from my life, I thought 'maybe I have a talent for making things vanish?' That's why I decided to walk the path of an Illusionist. One who makes everything vanish in a puff of smoke, Instead of looking for a new job, I decided to make my debut as a street magician! And once I've saved up 1,200,000 yen (10,000 USD) I'll buy one of those magic boxes for cutting someone in half, and then my wife will come back for sure!" Saiki sighed at the misguided man in front of him before grabbing out his school bag, unzipping it and pulling out the homeless assistant that did a forced ad for a book by the same author
"I hurried out and bought this with my 500 yen, Shinseiki Idol Densetsu: Kanata Seven Change is all in just one volume, and for only 500 yen you really get your money's worth! What a great purchase!" Saiki sighed and walked away.
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